You people boggle my mind in a way I only thought young, nubile, filipino hookers could.
OMG-CaptainTaco
Installed. Thank you sir. Now everyone can see my suckage beyond the porno.
Banned because you made me want tacos, you son of a bitch.
Now that I have your attention: I'm looking for a few good people who are willing to deviate from the norm and play some different maps/game play modes. I swear to Christ and the holy Taco, if you respond with 'dominate is for pussies' or 'conquest is the way that straight, country-loving, non-hippies play', I will hunt you down and give you a nasty wet willy. See, my theory is this: I've played a lot of Demigod. It doesn't show in my stats(damn you stat reset!) bu
I am also on now, with my ridiculously smirfy looking account. That stat reset really fucked me up. I join noob games because I get kicked out of everything else, slaughter the everloving piss out of them, get bored, and stop playing. Sigh.
So, there was a point in my life I thought I was a bear. Seriously, I thought I was a bear. It is only when I realized that rubbing my bear ass on trees wasn't socially acceptable did I come to terms with the fact that I am indeed a chicken.
Uhm, it's obvious that we've hit a groundbreaking point in Demigod. I have come up with the best Unclean beast taunts for every situation imaginable. Here we go. Kill: "Raaawwrr." Death: "Rawr." Item gained: "Rawr!" Item lost?: "rawr." Flag captured: "Rawwwwrrr." Demicrash: "Aww, what the fuck! I... mean... uh. rawr." Walking forward: "rawr." Walking backwards: "Moonwalk, bitch! ...rawr?" Lagging: "Raaaw
McWin.
[quote]Officially preorder the game at gamestop and you will have done the exact same thing I did today[/quote] I did not know this. Ahoy me harties, set sail t'ward gamestop!
I officially hate you Pacov. -Taco
[quote]You sir are by far my new favorite demigod player.[/quote] I do what I can. And you, sir, are welcome. -Taco
Jesus Christ. Did it really take you like six posts to make your point? I'm going to bet you're too stupid to get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas.
That was said in jest, I don't even play UB. :P
Wrath but no spit?! Who are you!
I generally don't post too much on the forums, simply because I don't play that often anymore. However, I have to comment on this. I often let people know that I will be playing the Demigod drinking game. Usually, this is played with a bottle of hard liquor(my preference is dark rum, such as the Captain. Or Tequila. But Tequila is a fist-fight in a bottle) and a few bottles of decent beer(not that horse piss most people drink. :P). 1 drink for every time a flag gets
I can vouch for Zen_God being a legit player. He's a very cool guy and I enjoy his company when playing. While I do know him in any sort of formal matter, I do not forsee him using this sort of tactic. Bronanye I cannot vouch for in the same matter. I do believe I have played with him and did not encounter this problem. -CT
He just couldn't take my awesomeness. And by awesomeness, I mean spike spamming.
Its a shame that the only thing people are interested in are jerks, and the cool/nice/funny/non-communists/porn stars slip through the cracks =(
Eskendale is a pretty straight up guy. Other people I forgot to add to the list: PhaseJump, Loeffler914, grreen, and Zephyr1234. I'll post some screenshots later. Hilarious.
Anyone who puts 'no premades' in the title of a game and are in fact a premade have a place here. Also those who happen to have 100+ wins and Don't say people don't do this. They do. As such, they shall be flogged.
I played with some guys tonight: ArmyHomestar (Great sense of humor, capable of taking orders without hassle, a real team player.) LC453 LC454(I don't know whats up with the naming scheme, but they were cool.) SecondAdvent is pretty awesome, I have to go ahead and say he's worth playing with. Batcave, Skybeast, Poopdick, Briight, and demIgoD have all been my friends since the beginning. Some people have mixed opinions about some, bu
Eh, take screenshots! (print screen works, I believe. Then just paste it into your favourite program.) There could also be a screenshot command in game, I don't know. Instead of all the negativity, it would be nice to see some praising. -Taco
Hey folks, if you've had a good game with someone you A) do not know and B) worked together with, post it! If you find someone who is funny, unique, or otherwise just out of the usual(aka, not a bunch of jerkfaces) -- post it! This way, we can start creating an atmosphere of a community -- rather than a rag-tag slum where small children have to hunt squirrels inside of boiling hot steel mill equipment. Thank you for participating. Your medal shall come in the mai
A modest damage increase that made current regeneration neglegiable is another possible fix/upgrade/tweak for uproot. As it stands, it is a high cost, high cooldown, low damage spell. I will not disagree that a QoT that is on the ball can seize down unupgraded or hp1 towers in a short time period with great effeciency, but only if it is done with efficacy. Reducing maximum HP would be nice, even if it is only temporary.
Thank you very much Frogboy. I appreciate the response as it displays the vigilance of the dev team. I wonder if anyone else feels this way, maybe I'm the only socialite in Demigod. A-hur-hur-hur.