Iben

Iben

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Reply to I need a joke today in Life, the Universe and Everything JoeUser Forums

You have 10 marbles of differing sizes in your pocket. You go for a 15 minute walk. While walking you find 2 marbles on the ground and pick them up and put them in your pocket. When you return home you move your marbles to a box and count your marbles. You count 5 marbles. [10 plus 2 equals 5] [spoiler]You also find 1 hole in your pocket.[/spoiler]

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Reply to I need a joke today in Life, the Universe and Everything JoeUser Forums

The universe is an unbelievably huge almost empty vacuum. It could only be one thing, a living brain. When thoughts are created they are stored in black holes, where they are squished and rendered useless. The only thing that can survive in a black hole is software. Because it is soft it can't be squished and eventually leaks out. Though it is deformed and defective, once it escapes, software can still be utilized.

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Reply to I need a joke today in Life, the Universe and Everything JoeUser Forums

After observing an anomaly in the wave function of the W Boson which yielded a W Boson condensate where one should not theoretically exist we can only hypothesize that a detector caused the wave function to collapse.

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Reply to The decline of Twitter in Everything Else JoeUser Forums

[quote who="Iben" reply="15" id="3843891"] Twitter Inc Today's Marketcap 31 billion Revenue $5.08 billion (2021) [/quote] Twitter Inc Today's Marketcap 40.01 billion

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Reply to I need a joke today in Life, the Universe and Everything JoeUser Forums

Pre-joke agreement: I (insert your name here) give permission to (insert comedians name here) to tell this joke about me and only this joke (insert joke here) for use at (insert venue) on (insert date of venue). If the joke is altered in any way from the joke stated on this document, the comedian stated above will be liable for any damages arising from the permission granter taking offense to said joke. This permission is for the date of venue stated ab

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Reply to The decline of Twitter in Everything Else JoeUser Forums

[quote who="Frogboy" reply="17" id="3844240"] Quoting Iben, reply 15 Twitter Inc Today's Marketcap 31 billion Revenue $5.08 billion (2021) Now do profit. [/quote] I did a google search for this data. I use this as an example that revenue may be more i

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