Iben

Iben

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Reply to I need a joke today in Life, the Universe and Everything JoeUser Forums

Lets say the speed of light is known to be 669,600,000 miles per hour. We have a new space ship parked at a runway on Earth. In our ship we have 20 bowling balls. We take one bowling ball out of the ship and place it on the runway. We mark this bowling ball "frame of reference one". We get aboard our ship, our speed relative to bowling ball one is zero miles per hour. Now we take off and fly into space, we accelerate to 75% of the speed of light

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Reply to Found a good joke in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

I heard a commercial that said a company only hires that one in a million applicant, who is outgoing, happy, smiling and friendly. Just send your application to the friendly box of rocks with the friendly AI tools. If you get an interview, they are looking for Gilligan, Gomer Pyle and Mr. Magoo. If you get the job just remember to always smile and make a big mess because it looks like you're getting a lot done and work overtime.

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Reply to Found a good joke in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

"Let's set an age limit after which you can't run for political office, perhaps a number just below 70," Musk posted on Twitter. I would suggest 45. At age 45 the mental peak has been passed, luckily the individual themselves may not notice.

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Reply to Covid Lockdowns in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Are they really saving lives with their decisions? Cuomo nursing home order did cause more deaths, should’ve been reversed sooner: task force

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Reply to Found a good joke in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

The difference between the real world and the virtual world. In the real world it is hard to create and easy to destroy. In the virtual world it is easy to create but impossible to destroy. After two years I've given up trying to delete my safe and effective email account. Also if something wants you to prove you are a human it is a bot.

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