Iben

Iben

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Reply to Found a good joke in Personal Computing JoeUser Forums

Father: I can get you a job as a used car salesman or President, which one do you want? Son: Oh goodie goodie I want to be president daddy, I want to change the time. Father: Ok I'll get you the job Monday you can be President. Son: Oh goodie goodie I'm going to change the time and I'm going to get the covid vaccine because I care about other people like people in Afghanistan.

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Reply to Climate Change Zealots in The Environment JoeUser Forums

Ever walk from San Bernardino California to Phoenix Arizona? If you did you find out it is a big planet. You get way out there and you can't even tell what planet you are on, or that there are people. If all you do is fly on jet planes you will think it is a small world. Have you ever used a lawn mower, it might take a whole dixie cup of gas to mow the lawn.

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Reply to A day in the Life of Oddities... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

From the Hippocratic Oath. "Whatsoever house I may enter, my visit shall be for the convenience and advantage of the patient; and I will willingly refrain from doing any injury" "If I faithfully observe this oath, may I thrive and prosper in my fortune and profession, and live in the estimation of posterity; or on breach thereof, may the reverse be my fate!" If you force a person to take a vaccine against their will, isn't that d

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Reply to Climate Change Zealots in The Environment JoeUser Forums

We have hydro electric, geothermal steam to electricity, wind farms, solar panels, electric cars, wave power and fission reactors. The SOLAR Project consists of the Solar One, Solar Two and Solar Tres solar thermal power plants based in the Mojave Desert, United States and Andalucía, Spain. The US Department of Energy (DOE) and a consortium of US utilities built the country's first two large-scale, demonstration solar power towers in the desert near Barstow

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Reply to A day in the Life of Oddities... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"Japan is well known for having a huge national debt. As of the end of December in 2018, the total amount of Japanese debt was 1,100,526,600,000,000 (one quadrillion one hundred trillion five hundred twenty-six billion six hundred million) yen." Explain with charts why Japan’s HUGE national debt is not a p

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LARRY KUDLOW: "The middle class never had it so good as under my former boss, Donald Trump. Now with an extremely divisive Biden, America's foreign policy decline under Biden, absolute chaos on our southern border under Biden, and a tax-and-spend policy that is scaring 125 million investors near to death. With all kinds of things happening, that no one thought would happen just a few months ago, I will tell you, folks, I kind of yearn for th

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Reply to A day in the Life of Oddities... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

One definition of insanity is running for governor of California over and over again expecting a different result. How much of our tax money did the conservatives waste with this recall election in California?

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Reply to A day in the Life of Oddities... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I will now sum up the secret to the blinding speed of human technological progress for the last hundred years. "We'll worry about it later." Example: You want to get rid of microscopic bugs. Install spiders and don't disturb them by raking up everything. They have a fishing net and I have seen them eat the whole web. Spiders work, poison doesn't.

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Infomania The compulsive desire to check or accumulate news and information, typically via mobile phone or computer. Infomaniac [e digicons]:omg:[/e]

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