Much better at punchlines than sentiment, though.
Jythier
"Not only were they serving alcohol to 15- and 16-year-olds, they misled parents who called to ask about alcohol" Unacceptable. Would've been fine with 8 year sentence. Lying to other parents about their kids is wrong, especially when you're letting them do something illegal. Probably better just to not let kids drink in your house - less jail time that way.
I don't exactly know what to do with eggplant to cook it. Pretty good at eating it though.
I was psyched when I saw 'once upon a time' could fit in a line.
No matter what she said, she still won, and that's what really counts! Kudos to her!
I love the geeky bedroom! Awesome!
I especially like the fact that line two is 6 words.. I like it!
Thanks Mason! Haiku is always fun for me, trying to get my thoughts to fit into the syllables with synonyms.
Thanks, glad to hear the word 'liked' instead of 'least hated'.
I love writing these The people who read them say It was worse than death. Once upon a time there was a haiku challenge I think I just lost. Haiku gland failing Syllables are hard to count I must stop writing.
Link Trying to catch up to SanChonino, but with quality of haiku at Mason's level.
Boredom: I've done many things I stare blankly into space What should I do now? Political: What have you done, sir? The mission was completed. Why can't they come home? Ego: A thousand women Line up at my door each night They can't all be wrong. <!-- Ju-Anchor-Foo
Thanks for this article, I want to enroll myself and my children in martial arts some day, and it's nice to know what to look for when doing something completely foreign.
Accountants, massage therapists, hairdressers, "massage therapists", entreprenuer, inventor, store clerk, security, household employee (butler, nanny, etc), teachers, professors, etc. There are plenty of jobs that won't go away, most in the service industry, mostly because people like people.
Congratulation on the knitting job! We moved recently, and Verizon gave us the same thing - not spliced into the main line. Funny that no-one in my 15 unit building had them. But, they managed to get it hooked up pretty quickly. They gave us a late May date when we had called them in late April to change it. But, it only took a couple days, or a week, or something. It was still pretty pathetic, because they had already told us it would be
Considering I've been trying to make the thing for a couple years now, I think my quest is complete. Now to move onto teriyaki stir-fry.
So I found a recipe at cooks.com for chicken parmesan. I think I could've figured most of it out without the recipe, except the baking times. I suck at baking times. But besides that, I'm a pretty good cook. I normally just avoid baking, but how can you with chicken parmesan? I used store-bought marinara sauce, and wal-mart frozen chicken breast product.
Yeah, but it's the same thing, just in congressional district instead of state. I didn't know that about Nebraska. But, I like the idea of removing votes from the pool entirely instead of giving them to the other candidate. And note, that I didn't think it should be weighted based on percentage of VOTERS, but ELIGIBLE voters, which would make voter turn-out more important. And, to make sure everyone votes, George W. Bush should remain in office unl
Good luck man. My wife and kids are away for a couple weeks, so I am cooking for myself. I just made something up a couple nights ago, and it was good enough to eat. Chicken thighs cut into strips, fried, with diced tomatoes, and spinach, and a can of tomato sauce with some oregano and basil. Tonight I looked up a chicken parmesan recipe, which is my favorite restaurant meal. I'm going to bake it, so you could say it's baked chicken. Hope
The far of both sides are insane.
Yes, we all DO want her dead. So they better protect her ugly butt. I wouldn't kill her myself, though, as I want to stay out of prison, unlike some celebrities.
The ninja robot line definitely made me laugh.
Who cares about states anymore? Bah. I would rather we go back to the legislatures electing the senators, because that's how state rights got destroyed. When they were dependent on the states to get them in, they were more careful with what the Feds could actually have their hands on.
In the 2004 elections, I did not vote. I did vote in 2006 though, and plan to for the rest of my life, so don't get all "Hey, he didn't vote!" on me. However, when I look at the system for voting for president, and I look at my state, I realize that my vote would not have carried any weight regardless. The person I would have voted for already won my state, therefo
Well, never ON budget, but within 10% is a pretty good goal. And, since your insurance agent is going to throw in a little fudge factor for you anyway, you should be okay even if you're over budget - and if you're over budgeted sales, one would think that would be a good thing for the business?