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Reply to Diddy can't be Diddy no more in Music JoeUser Forums

I thought that people could have the same name as other people. Just look in the phone book, and you'll have to call 20 people before you get the right one.

Reply to Write the Second Line in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Do not go gentle into that good night, the monsters there are an awful fright! "Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow,"

Reply to Raising Children in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I think, for the most part, the children themselves are what truly makes those years the best years of your life.

Reply to So much for my very eager mother just serving us nine pizzas in Current Events JoeUser Forums

How can they strip it of planet status? Did Pluto change recently, or did they change the definition, or were the astonomers just so dumb they don't know a planet from a dwarf? Pluto will always be an honorary planet in my heart. Especially when it crashes into Neptune. We'll see what a dwarf can do then!

Reply to Here's some money for school . . . oh wait, scratch that. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I married my Junior year, and finished in 3 years and 2 trimesters, with my beautiful son coming about a month before graduation. I worked a couple dead end jobs until I graduated, and then I went on to be a professional in my field.

Reply to Write the Second Line in Poetry JoeUser Forums

As they looked they both had smiles, I think they were crocodiles. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways

Reply to Missing the Point in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Now it's REALLY been hijacked. I read that one, it was really funny... trying to sell the lotto numbers in his next post, right?

Reply to Write the Second Line in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Let me be the first to let you know Whatever you "rip" is what you will "sew." "To be or not to be, that is the question!"

Reply to Missing the Point in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Last time they went for 3 weeks... this time only 1 week... much better, methinks. Leaving for the airport now... yay!

Reply to Write the Second Line in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I loved another, and she but me, My wife's favorite number isn't three. Next! "My love is like to ice, and I to fire"

Reply to Missing the Point in Blogging JoeUser Forums

This was the reply I had predicted when I put this in 'humor'. Yes, I have the power to see the future of thread hi jacks.

Reply to Microsoft: A lot of work ahead for CSS compliance in Microsoft JoeUser Forums

To run Vista we'll all have to have a machine with the same graphics card, sound card, hard drive, mouse, keyboard, monitor, etc. as every other Vista-running machine. And I'll stick to Mozilla.

Write the Second Line in Poetry JoeUser Forums

This is a game of poetry. Basically, the first person takes any first line of a poem, and the second person has to finish it with a line corresponding in rhyme, measure, and sense with it. Humor is optional, but definitely wanted. An example: There is a garden is her face; A silly second line would be, Her dermatologist has the case.<B

Reply to Missing the Point in Blogging JoeUser Forums

When is your family coming home? I'm picking mine up at the airport tonight!

Reply to Missing the Point in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well, I took it seriously too, but wanted to present it in a humourous way so the nit pickers wouldn't come get me.

Reply to Missing the Point in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I was trying to be funny... I put it under blogging now, it is a better fit.

Reply to How would you feel? in Religion JoeUser Forums

I'd rather he be remembered than not... I would tear up every time I saw it.

Missing the Point in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Exaggeration. Blowing things out of proportion. Use of absolutes. We all(gasp!) tend to do these things, especially when debating. However, they leave one open to attacks, such as... "You're exaggerating!" "You're blowing things out of proportion!" Or, "Not ALL people do this." etc. So why do we still do it? I don't k

Reply to Burn a Flag, NOT the School down! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

You do NOT have the right to burn stuff on school property. Especially inside school property, with kids around, where it could burn down. I can't believe the ACLU. What about the right to life of the kids? I guess as long as the teacher chooses to burn down the school, then it's just being pro-choice...

Reply to America will lose the war if we don't play dirty in War on Terror JoeUser Forums

Why bother getting them in the army? They'll buy their own tickets, and go over there, and we won't even need to worry about the rulebook anymore. "I'll show you control of a gun!" I'm never flying again, if I can help it.

Reply to JU, I Was Judgemental in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Ever hear the saying "an ex friend is the worst enemy?" Strangely enough, I've occasionally found the opposite to be true, "an ex enemy can be the best friend." I think they make better friends because they've seen the worst of it from you, and the fighting between you is in the past. The issues might

Reply to Sex With Strangers! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I skipped the entire bar/club scene. I've been in a bar once, and never in a club.

Reply to Ply n Wrds in Misc JoeUser Forums

I can't come up with anything myself, but I happen to have a book all about this subject.. some of my favorites are inane collective nouns! Such as... A riot of students A horde of prostitutes A concentration of thinkers A host of parasites A field of puppies A complement of sycophants A quiver of cowards A range of ovens A slew of dragons A fraid of ghosts. Of course, for hillarity, nothing rea

Reply to Been 6 months now in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

The statistics gathered involving pitching is what makes pitching so important. Wins and ERA? If you're winning, you will have wins. If you are winning, most likely you're keeping them from getting runs. Pitching doesn't win the game - winning creates good pitching stats!

Reply to America without God - as the Founding Fathers Intended in US Domestic JoeUser Forums

The state, being elected by the people, can pass laws, and do actions that are empowered to it by those people through the Constitution. So if the voice of the people elects Christians to be in governmental positions, would it not follow that the state should act in accordance with Christianity? The state is barred from encroaching on people's rights to free practice of religion. However, it never said that the state cannot build statues, ha