[quote]Pirates of the Southern SeasInternal MemoRe: Elvish porn"Elf Maidens Defrosted" is currently in pre-production, with several authentic elves expressing interest in the script.It is worth noting that with the crate of Spock ears we recently picked up from eBay, we can create all the fake elvish porn we want if the budget gets tight.[/quote] LOL LOL LOL
[quote]poison your minds[/quote] Seriously, seriously poisoned!! I can hardly tpe for tears (of laughter!) LOL LOL LOL
Wild Wombat - just magnificent! Bravo!! Bravo!! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
[quote]Is that a 'go for it'?[/quote] It is up to you ;)
[quote]Speaking of which, I might go have some wine with Mrs. Pax.[/quote] Enjoy! Maybe some champagne after finishing gazebo etc??
[quote]Why don’t I just become a mercenary?[/quote] To also quote John Cale: "Mercenaries, abuseless, disunited, unfaithful They have never enough to keep them in a battle Other than a meager wage Which is just about enough to make them wanna kill for you But not enough to make them wanna die for ya" From Sabotage/Live, © Garnant Music © John Cale Music BMI
[quote]Although it's Monday, the beginning of a new work week down there[/quote] Do I know. Sitting at my desk attempting to muster some energy.
[quote] either[/quote] eight!
I suspose I should go for either in a row :)
Is anyone out there? (Yet again the penguin wanders off muttering......)
[quote]New pics are up, Wombie! Link[/quote] Looking good! :)
[quote]What is scary is that we aren't the only people thinking like this! Link[/quote] Sorry, warning, explicit language on link! :SURPRISED:
[quote]P.S. Jabba's slave girls will be featured in an upcoming episode, "Temptresses of Tattooine". However, the Ultra-Mega Corporation has no Hutt porn stars on its payroll at this time[/quote] What is scary is that we aren't the only people thinking like this! http://www.newmoanyeah.com/2002-advice/111202_how_do_hutts_have_sex.php
[quote]If someone points me to a public domain picture of a Wookie, I'll whip up TheQuack's event so the Jedi's can post it on their site...[/quote] Maybe here? http://1001resources.com/hosting/users/cinesecrets/pmChewbaccaDoor.html Or here? http://freespace.virgin.net/john.coppinger/star_wars.htm Sounds here: http://168.229.236.7/~cc/wav.html
[quote]I, CEO of the Ultra-Mega Corporation, can help create a front for your pirating. I've been invited to be a resident expert on the subject... [/quote] That is just awesome! The prospect of large lumps of fur mating furiously with a cheesy 1970s sound track makes my feathers ruffle... :D
[quote]Pontius brings in Hurley's reward. A three day pass to wrigley's pleasure planet. Contrary to popular myth, that egg will buy you happiness there along with all the female penquins you can handle hehe.Quinn: Um hey big boy how bout you come over to my cabin whilst this female penguin sits on the egg.[/quote] Hurley wakes up much, much later. Oooh my head, no where did those bites & scratches come from..... THanks Pontius!
[quote]And thanks Hurls - saw you dropped another big bomb on the 'Verse - trying to teach me my place, huh... [/quote] :) :) Don't know about that! I expect less Galciv for the next month or so as I start a new consulting contract this week. (Just have to pay for that Heathcote shiraz, slurpppp....) :D
[quote]The small furry one hit the floor running, pausing on the way out only to push the emergency bottle of Jack Daniels towards the other....[/quote] To quote George Thorogood, "My good friend Jack Daniels, and his buddy, Jimmy Beam...." :D Great story! :CONGRAT:
The penguin saunters up. Lays one 18,000+ solid gold egg on the bar. "What will this buy me?" :)
Also, if we need more animal shots, try here: http://sirtf.caltech.edu/EPO/Zoo/zoo.html :HOT:
Hang in then Bakka, for me it has been worth it! (Or is that wroth it?? ;)
[quote]As for a ship, sounds like something from an Iain M. Banks novel, Pontius[/quote] Exactly!! How come Banks has turned up here also, that beyound 'Reasonable Doubt'. :)
Kit, the site looks great! :CONGRAT:
[quote]Hurley - the suave penguin (...did someone request an Ambasssador?)[/quote] Sounds fine to me, I think I even put a photo link on page 13. :D
[quote]Apology? for what Hurley? We did nothig wrong.[/quote] I don't know either! Some care to explain to a bird brain what is the problem that we need to square up with Cotal?
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