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How Undressing Reveals Your Personality Psychiatrist Dr. Frank Caprio gives the following breakdown: HAPHAZARD UNDRESSER: If you throw your clothes all over the house, you are a friendly, life-of-the-party type. You are free with your thoughts and opinions, not caring much about what others think of you. METICULOUS UNDRESSER: If you remove each piece of clothing and put it away carefully, you are a serious person who likes life very calm. You are co

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There was this guy in a mental hospital. All day long he had his ear to the wall, listening. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. The doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up to the wall and listened. He heard nothing. He turned to the mental patient and said, "I don't hear anything." The mental patient said, "Yeah, I know. It's been like that for months!" <A HREF="https://www.wincustomize.com

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Van Goghs After much careful historical (hysterical?) research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: His obnoxious brother Please Gogh His dizzy aunt Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle Cant Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store Stopn Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia U Gogh The brother w

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WOMEN'S TRAINING COURSES Women think they already know everything, but wait...Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: 1. Silence, the Final Frountier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet T

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Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in Arkansas out on the farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole for the outhouse is full. He goes in the house and tells Ma he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says,"Why don't you go ask the youngun down the road??? He must be smart because he is a college graduate." So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He ask him " Mr. College graduate, my hole for the outhouse is full and I don't know what to do to empty it." The

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A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist ask's "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?". The lady say's "To kill my husband." I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist. The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist. He looks at the photo and

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10 Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Hacker You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000. - He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running. - He placed bets that Justin would not win the first American Idol. - When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. - Seems strangely calm whenever the office system goes down. - Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work. - Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the m

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Headaches Jim had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist. The doctor said, "Good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the p

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TYPES OF WOMEN (Computer Style) HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woma

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I like the idea of rookie of the day or week Information seems to be at a premium so more tuturals and FAQs would be a welcome addition.

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A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm." The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide. They wander into the next room. She says, "I

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The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a very skimpy negligee. "Guess what I got planned for dinner," she asked seductively? "And don't you dare tell me you had it for lunch today...."

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Hey I got #900! This married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest,"I had an affair with a woman........almost......" The priest says,"What do you mean, almost?" The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest says, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. Now say 5 Hail Marys and put $50 in

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Saddam's Other Sons There has been much speculation as to the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein and his acknowledged sons Uday and Qusay, but frankly, who cares? We know who they are, and sooner or later, we will get them. My big worry is those sons of Saddam that most people don't know about. 1. Who-say. This son is in charge of the Ministry of Truth, Newspapers, and Television. He is thought responsible for the recent Iraqi broadcast announcing that President Bush had mar

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