Banned because I had no other choice- it was the only tree in Brooklyn.
Go4Celerity
Banned for pear-apples, plumcots, orange fleshed watermelons, tiny red bannanas and all other gross perversions in the proper delivery of fructose to the palate.
Banned for not having True Grit in your sand.
Banned for talking politics to a jarhead.
Banned for trying to make whipped cream by taking a cat to a cow.
Banned for splitting on and on about bannanas, ice cream, chocolate sauce, and no pineapples.
Banned for not recognizing the awesomeness of the "semper augustus" , the tulip for which once the price of a mansion was paid for one bulb.
Banned for not taking you tequila straight like an hombre.
Banned for using pop culture references that fly right over my midget head.
Banned for questioning the asking.
Banned for banning whilst on medications whose warning labels specifically advise, " Caution : do not ban on forums while taking this medication."
Banned for growing TP without leaving puff-paint messages to explain your actions.
Banned for hiding behind a mask.
Banned for putting posterity before bannings.
Banned for alliteration of ban in a ban berift of boasting "b"s in beginnings besides ban.
Banned for not posting up quasi-legal anti-ban websites. (So that I can report them and get them banned)
Banned for providing bad service that doesn't upload my bans.
Banned for omitting prepared horseradish.... best pan fried with the onions, some powdered mustard, diced bell pepper, and the sauerkraut for the best frankfurter/ bratwurst/ liverwurst/ kielbasa/ smoked sausage topping ever!
Banned for supporting dragon's rights in true leftist fashion. (next year you'll be blaming them for global warming)
Banned for not shaping a new reality with fire and sword.
Banned for locking your bull in a cattle chute and making him a captive audience for your rhetoric.
Banned for Moaning the Blues.
Banned for juicing monkeys, juicing up to The Monkeys, and not rocking out to monkey business .
Banned for tangents, sines, and cosecantial unreasonings.
Banned for believing in reality.