tetleytea

tetleytea

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I still have the original box, disk and manual of Wizardry:Bane of the Cosmic Forge, but it's because I did NOT play it. Since I played all the Wizardry's up till that point, I was going to keep that around until I finished playing it. Turns out I've just been keeping it for 20 years.

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Then our panel of 3 judges are going to have to put you through a rigorous interview process. First, we need to see how far you can jump. Second, we need to assess your ability to catch bugs from 4 inches away with your tongue. Third, we will need to reference check all your childhood friends and see if they and you could breathe underwater. After that your resume will be entered in our database and if a match comes up we will surely contact you.

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I had a developer take my suggestion once and it worked wonderfully. It was a role playing game, and I suggested that he implement a drunken sword. It's a magical sword whose bonuses get better and better as you get more drunk. So basically you're supposed to chug down lots of beer and then go kill monsters. The developer was like, "Hey! That's a good idea!" and he did it. It worked out great.

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[quote]Fans can never ask for too much. Developers, on the other hand, can definitely promise too much.[/quote] That's not always the developers' fault. It can be hard to be honest with your boss sometimes. It's like the manager comes to you and says, "I want this change that I don't realize will touch every single file in your build, by tomor

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You also need to watch out for that giant bronze statue of a frog in front of Stardock headquarters. The eyes have hidden cameras in it. Oh...Diar, if you're having any problems with that IV drip, I know some really awesome doctors that can help you. There's this one Dr., his name is Conrad Murray. He's famous. He was Michael Jackson's doctor. You calm now?

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[quote]How many python programmers do I know who are really good? Lots. Ones that you would hire? Probably not any of them because they don't have "industry experience". You'd see 25 years of Unix admin work and think nah but they would probably run circles around whatever you threw at them. The way you framed that statement that no one could do what he can for you using python almost sounded a bit like a cult of personality.[/quote] Ain't that the truth. That's exactly wh

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[quote]laying off most of the staff and basically the entire QA department[/quote] That pisses me off. Why do the QA people always get the shaft? You want to know why games suck...it's because the QA people are constantly treated second fiddle to the developers. It's a people problem. Lay off the developers who suck--not the QA who found them out.

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