BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! JOIN THE EVIL EMPIRE! For those of you that follow the path of chaos, whether it be Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh, or Tzeentch. Join the EVIL EMPIRE or your Demon Princes and your Greater demons will fail you! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! JOIN THE EVIL EMPIRE!!
...somewhere in aldarian space... Lord Pravage looks over the new overlords in his 'overlord training camp'... A hand is raised. Pravage looks, "Yes?". The Drengin asks "Lord Pravage, I have noticed that your morality is always pure evil. How do you do this?". Pravage breaks a smile. "You see Drengin, some individuals think Evil players are stupid. You have to be smart to be an evil player. I always ally myself with the strongest alien race, be that evil or good. But h
...Moments pass as Lord Pravage himself teleports into the hall.. Emperor, I present you with 3000 Aldarian slave girls and 40 dancing bears from my recent foray into Aldarian space. However, The war against the Aldarians is going poorly. I humbly request assistance in this matter.We must act now. There may be a few evil Overlords in the Aldarian Empire that may turn if given the proper...mmmm. lets say.. motivation.
Look at them, those miserable evil lemmings that they are. We are so few and yet so powerful. Do they not know if they join us we shall reign in blood supreme? Why did they leave us emperor? Did they want to join the flock? For the safety and security of many people? Many lords? They must be weak. I am no sheep. The wolves are hungry and must eat.. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yes Emperor, it is time for me to take on the mantle of senator. My sword is unslung and it is not yet bloody enough yet to quench my thirst for Vengeance!
The Haggard Lord Pravage enters what was the great feasting hall of the Evil Empire, now left in decay and ruin. 'By the dark gods' he mumbles as he brushes aside the dust of what used to be his chair. 'After finally escaping my imprisonment from the Lords of the Ring, I am greeted by this?'. '11th place? Oh it is time they paid!!'. 'TO BATTLE!!!!!'
hmm, I seem to have the same problem. I am posting this so I can see my stats. LOL
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