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Reply to Laughing all the way to the bank... in Misc JoeUser Forums

No, but I smiled all the way to the ATM once...

Reply to Show And Tell revisited in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh dharmagirl, you are soooo kind. I'm 6'5" and closer to, oh, lets say 275ish....still got just a 38in waist * chinches belt tight*, with, uh, minimal overhang. The biggest problem I have is finding clothes that fit that don't make me look like an NBA draft pic..

Racist or realist - Walter Williams v/s Bill Bennett in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I submitted this a while back, thought it was still topical. This article was on my local papers web site, after reading Philo's recent article I felt it was germane; Ministers Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Washington, D.C.'s Mayor Anthony Williams and others recently met to discuss plans to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Oct

Reply to Speeding tickets based on income in Automotive JoeUser Forums

You know, I despise, no, I hate lawyers....that is until I need one. Lawyers are the reason my Insurance premiums are so high. They're the reason my kids can't have a trampoline in our back yard. They're the reason why my taxes are so complicated ( 3 LLC's and 2 Sub Chapt S's ) and they're the reason the human slime that bankrupted my last business by embezzlement is a free man( 6 mos house arrest and 5 years probation ) BUT,

Reply to Star Wars Is Bad For The Economy in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I'll go see it in the theatre, but I'll wait 2 or 3 weeks to make room for the devoted ......and I'll go on a weeknight, more than likely a Wensday ( all those Baptist will be at Church ) ........

Reply to Show And Tell revisited in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thanks for posting Dharmagirl *blushes*, I'm real happy the pix are so small, they hide all of my grey..... The folded arms are of course to camoflage my, uh, "prosperity"....or as my skinny 16 year old says " dad, you don't have a six pack, you gotta keg". As for the pink ( it's actually salmon ), I've been told I have a rather ominous presence so I wear a lot of softer colors and even floral prints to off set that impre

Reply to What cars to Buy, and What to stay away from in Car Reviews JoeUser Forums

Tex, I buy cars that are usually out of warranty ( 60k miles and up ) the experience I have had with Malibu's has been mixed, with problems experienced in the electrical and heating and cooling. I tend to believe that MOST domestic cars are dependable while the warranty last, and then go steadily down hill from there, and that is basically because of the materials used. As an example, in your Malibu, the Heater Core is Plastic a

Reply to Anyone have a good recipe to share? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Neb, I'm so honored that my lil ol' Taco mess impressed you *blushes* But, I'd check your daughter for signs of alien body snatching, 'cause I've never met a child who didn't like baked Beans.... BTW, I left you an Oreo Recipe over on LW's thread....

Reply to Hey ModerateMan in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm thinkin' 'bout good vibrations....... <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/smiles/Smile.gif" border=0

Reply to Driving myself Insane. in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Mod, Have no fear my cyber friend, at worst we can assume the Devil doesn't need the competition, and at best there's a "No Vacancy" sign hangin' on them pearly gates... You will be fine, no problems, no worries, no hassles... ( can you feel them good vibes flowing??? )

Reply to I Don't Reply Either... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I try to at least leave an appropriate emoticon when I read an article, but for some I don't have the appropriate emoticon to select...... Here's to ya

Reply to What is the Least Glorified ( Worst) Occupation ? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Bail Bondsman.... Gotta be worse than a car salesman

Reply to Anyone have a good recipe to share? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Yet another all-time favorite mass quantity feeding freenzy food; Baked Beans In a large pot add the following; 6 cans of good ol' Pork and Beans 1 Onion diced 1/2 Lb bacon - fried and crumbled 1/4 cup of Ketchup 1/4 cup of Yellow Mustard 1/4 cup Apple Butter 1/4 cup Brown Sugar or Mollasses ( just depends ) Heat over Medium til bubbly and onions are clear <B

Reply to Anyone have a good recipe to share? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hearty Taco Dip ( it's really a main course ) Fry up one or two pounds of ground meat (turkey, beef, pork, whatever) drain grease Add Taco seasoning packet and two cans of refried beans Put this mixture in a large glass baking dish... Now mix ( blend) together equally sour cream, cream cheese, and salsa ( mild to wild, your choice )and pour this over the bean/meat mixture Grate a hunk of Cheddar over top o

Reply to Too Little, Too Late in Current Events JoeUser Forums

The poor store owner is gonna get it from both directions now... We can all guess the guy who got the finger in his custard will sue, but now I forsee the employee filing suit as well.... Ahh, lawyers........

Reply to Show And Tell revisited in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Uh, manly huh? Well I e-mailed some pix to our threads host that show me in a *gasp* pink polo shirt.... I hope that, when posted, they'll not put me in the metrosexual pool...... *strokes grey beard* Hmm, I was going for the "sensitive" look......

Reply to What is the Least Glorified ( Worst) Occupation ? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I forgot all about Politicians, but is that a career? Garbage men are not vilified like us poor neglected landlords, just look at Snidley Whiplash as an example....

Reply to What is the Least Glorified ( Worst) Occupation ? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thatoneguy, Ah yes, the Honey Bucket, or as I've heard, " The Number One Man in the Number two Business"....... MasonM, Truckers do tend to get short shrift, but I recall seeing a bumper sticker that once said something like " If you got it, It got to you on a truck" and when you think about it, unless you're buying groceries at a farm front roadside stand, it is true.......