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Reply to I need the opinions of the women ( and men)of JoeUser.com in Dating JoeUser Forums

This is a tough one. I personally wouldn't have a problem with this as I regard it as the same as porn. But then many people have a problem with porn too - my bestfriend broke up with her long term boyfriend after finding his stash as to her it constituted cheating. Had he not realised this it wouldn't have seemed so bad to her, but as she had spoken to him at length and he'd agreed with her, it was a much larger crime. I suppose what I'm sa

Reply to The Best time of the WEEK... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I just realised that I hadn't left you a single comment! Badness. So here I am, saying hi. Sounds like you and your job don't necessarily like each other much. What is it you do? As for enjoying your own company, I think that it is more than normal. Relying on others to amuse you all the time is terrible. And we're all pretty cool people - it is good to get to know yourself. I hope you've had an enjoyable weekend to yourself!

Reply to We're shutting down! in Humor JoeUser Forums

How old are you? What do you do for work? It is possible that you could continue developing your career over here. As for you mentioning the Bank... I'm a Newtown girl from way back! Do I take it you also skulk around those parts??? The red duck curry at the Bank is so amazing that I am drooling just thinking about it! I'm also going to try to make it to Mama Maria's for their Marinara. Mmmmm. You are right about leaving a piece of m

Reply to Overblown melodramatic woe in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks Mugz, I'm actually feeling a tonne better now. It's funny how quickly you can get over things once you make a decision about it. Thank god. On to bigger and better things, I say!

Reply to Holiday time! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Sally! What's going on? I can't believe that you - she of infinite wisdom and humour - has run out of things to say! I'll miss you. Hopefully we can catch up at some point before I head off. My sis has had the laptop for the last week while she was in NYC so I haven't been able to get online. And just look at what happens when you leave for a few days. Sheesh! I

Reply to We're shutting down! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Thanks Cosmos. You'd think that, wouldn't you? But I'm actually dreading going back to Oz. I want to stay here! (OK - it's only 2 weeks and I'll get to see my friends, but it's a long way to go for a fortnight!)

Reply to "friday five" ... island of lost souls in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

YAY! I'm a little slow this week as the computer was mercilessly ripped from me while my sister went to NYC. It is so good to see that you're back. Now I'm going to have to read your whole backlog of articles... why must you write so much??? Anyway... 5 things. 1) A solar powered iPod loaded with as many songs as it could fit. 2)A really thick writing b

Reply to Overblown melodramatic woe in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks marchrhyme - very good advice! Sorry to hear that your ex turned out to be such a prat. Go easy on the head bopping though - ogres are very good at disguising themselves as normal people! Marco... yet again you throw me a curveball. I do sometimes wonder how much secret pleasure we get from having a drama going on. Regardless, it's been a little over a week since this happened and I'm feeling much, much better! Keo Lin - Thanks

Reply to I love my boobs :) in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I think the Bloodhouse Gang said it best when they named an album 'Hooray For Boobies!' (although they did name a different album 'One Fierce Beer Coaster' so maybe their judgement is questionable...) Boobs are great - I'm glad that you're more or less happy with yours! Mine could be a little more even, but nothing's perfect, is it? I've made the smaller one feel a little more special with a piercing and it seems to be appreciative!

We're shutting down! in Humor JoeUser Forums

I regret to inform you that Sad Sacks Inc. will soon begin to scale down production. At our most productive we were creating levels of malaise sufficient to sober the mood of even the cast of Hi5. Due to a changing climate in the world�s depressive mood market, we have found demand for our services has fallen greatly. Our number one client is beginning to wean her

Reply to big. fake. boobs. in Misc JoeUser Forums

A girl I went to school with was given a pair of boobs by her parents for her 16th birthday. I couldn't think of anything sadder. Apart from the fact that she wasn't fully developed, I wonder what other crap her parents were filling her head with. I guess we'll never know as she killed herself a few years later. However, I am not trying to suggest that fake boobs cause people to commit suicide. Rather breast augmentation is a symptom of a soci

Reply to Shriveled what? in Internet JoeUser Forums

Yay! You've blogged again - I've been waiting for another story from you! Can you make it longer next time? My google referral is 'eat mans balls'. I don't think I want to know about that! I hope there has been some movement on the job situation, or are you still waiting for the government to allow you to work??? Hope the house work isn't driving you mad!

Reply to Hurting me will be the last thing you do! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Brilliant post babe. I don't think that there's much I can say because you seem to have said it all already! Talk soon. Thank you. Suz xxx

Reply to Mignuna Hits No 2 in Blogging JoeUser Forums

migs adds so much life and, most importantly, compassion to this faceless medium. She isn't one of the obvious bloggers - she doesn't make her presence known through sensationalistic articles - she just does her thing and people, thankfully, appreciate her amazing gift. Hurrah for migs! Suz xxx

Reply to So...you don't like the sealed section in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Brilliant article Marco. People who get up in arms about such things as a racy headline remind me of someone who goes to McDonald's and orders a large meal with a diet coke. Sex is everywhere. Children's cartoons have a sexual undertone to them, most of the time. But please, don't make it obvious to us. Don't bring this to our attention - we might get offended and all of a sudden adopt strict morals so we can have something to fight.<BR

Reply to Overblown melodramatic woe in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I knew you'd understand, babe. I'm going to call you tomorrow - if you're around??? I've missed you heaps.Thanks for the kind words. Lots of hugs and kisses. Suz xxx

Reply to Drunken Bears are a Menace to Society! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I wonder if Yogi was lookin' for beer in all those Pic-i-nic baskets.... and Ranger Smith was his sponsor, trying to keep him on the wagon. You have amazing bear-related cartoon knowledge. Does it extend to other animals as well??? <br

Reply to Overblown melodramatic woe in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks Romeo (fitting name, by the way )

Reply to that ain't no way to treat a lady ! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh dear, So this is why those girly girls spend so much time getting ready before they go out - in case something like this happens? Maybe all that makeup is a dog peeing deflector as well? Poor you

Reply to Overblown melodramatic woe in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I wish I could give you a big hug right now!! Thanks Dyl - I think I just got it telepathically! Thanks for the kind words - you have been such a legend! I know it's for the best - and that will become more apparent as time passes. And hey? It's not like I'm the first person to be upset by unr

Reply to Overblown melodramatic woe in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Thanks so much migs, I'm not sure how I've been selfless, but I'll admit it took a lot of strength to do it. I wasn't sure if I could go through with it to be perfectly honest. But there are some things you just have to do, aren't there? Thanks heaps for your support. It means a lot. Suz xxx

Reply to absolution online ? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Sounds like a modern day form of scape goating to me! Rather than the town telling the poor unsuspecting goat their sins and sending it off into the desert to die we're provided with a nicely organised list of sins to choose from which we can then send off into cyberspace! Isn't it amazing what we'll do to absolve ourselves of feelings of guilt! I'd actually prefer to reclaim my Catholic roots and go see a priest - if it was important to me!<

Overblown melodramatic woe in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Last night I chose to say good bye to someone I fell in love with. I really didn’t want to do it – as I was telling him, everything in my head was screaming at me not to. As such the words came out stilted and detached and not like me at all. It kind of didn’t even feel like it was me talking as what I was doing seemed completely abhorrent. But I did it all the same

Reply to Mediocre in Every Way Possible in Misc JoeUser Forums

Texas, I think that this was a very insightful article, so maybe you are very skilled at understanding mediocrity? Seriously though, not actually knowing you I can't comment on whether you are or aren't any of these things. One thing I will say is that we are always our own toughest critics and I doubt you should be using the word mediocre - it sounds really negative. It

Reply to Why Men are the Weaker Sex in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

So this is why I never like those nice guys who chase me and I go for the disinterested arseholes... You get an insightful for this one, Mugz. Suz xxx