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the way i feel about vespas one could probably run me over and i'd be begging it to do it again Yeah - me too. It's a little sad, isn't it? Thanks heaps!

Reply to This is for you... in Art JoeUser Forums

Awwwwww..... That was so sweet honey.

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Thanks Dyl, I'm good. Been keeping a low profile all round of late, so think I am in desperate need of some excitement! I'm going to Scotland in a couple of weekends time to go clubbing (go figure?) but seeing as that's a little while off, the most out there thing I've done recently was get my hair cut. This detox idea was soooo foolish - it may be good for your insides but it's bad for your social life! Actually, speeding around Lond

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Thanks so much babe

Perfect in Dating JoeUser Forums

It was perfect. Five minutes notice. �Get ready. I�m coming to pick you up� No explanation, no time for questions. I�m putting on my last shoe as he arrives. Jump on his Vespa, all pearly white, shining blindingly in the sun. Take off and weave down our personal lane in heavy traffic � a freeway in the gridlock.

Reply to What would you like to do? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'd love to be able to dance as well - 1940's style (maybe more so that I can wear the dresses!) I'd love to be able to make good small talk in any situation I'd love to be coordinated so I could effectively involve myself in sport! Good question babe!

Reply to Test in Stardock Game History JoeUser Forums

He he he I have frequently blogged naked but never thought to share it... until now. But I tend to do many things naked when in the privacy of my own home so maybe I'm a little strange?

Reply to Galactic Civilizations II Expansion Pak (OS/2) in Stardock Game History JoeUser Forums

There are few things in life as wonderful as good writing. Like this article! Hope you're doing OK. Take care Suz xxx

Reply to Home sweet home in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I have learnt that a lot of the best places to see on earth have lots of stairs. It's the 21st century! Can't we build more elevators??? (I'm kidding, of course!)

Reply to Home sweet home in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

thanks to a few nights out with plenty of lovely booze..mmm Mmmm indeed! I'm doing this crazy detox thing at the moment which means I can only eat fruit, veg, wholegrain stuff and occasionally some fish. That means no alcohol, no caffiene, no sugar, nothing refined... I am still smoking though. I don't

Reply to does your partner read your blog ? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't have a partner, but a potential love interest was (and maybe still is?) reading my blog for a while which was incredibly off putting. I blame alcohol and infatuation for the lapse in concentration that lead me to tell him the address. Dammit! There are a few other people who read it that I wasn't even aware knew I a had a blog. That freaked me out a lot! It's been a while since I've been around, so how's it going mig? I hope a

Reply to Getting dumped costs! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I reckon you pay enough for tissues and loss of self respect when you get dumped! Screw the people who are making money from this - I can be lonely and miserable the old fashioned way, thank you very much! Great article honey xxx

Reply to Holiday to the moon! in Pure Technology JoeUser Forums

I was going to say that I'll go if he does (and pays for my fare!) but given he drove a tank over the Sydney Harbour Bridge - amongst other hair brained endeavours - I imagine he'll be the first in line. I may just spend my time getting around the globe before embarking on any galactic adventures! What do you think?

Reply to Home sweet home in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I still haven't seen Sydney and I sure would like to walk along the top of Sydney Harbour Bridge. Sydney's brilliant - although it does seem really tiny to me now. The harbour is stunning (as long as you don't look at the water too closely) and the Bridge and Opera House still manage to take my breath a

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That was my first thought the first time I stepped in Australia, was how much higher the sky seem to be. Excellent! I'm glad that I'm not simply barking mad. Where do you live? How many times have you been to Oz? <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quo

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Hey babe! Not avoiding you at all! Just been busy and haven't had the computer (my sister had the misfortune of getting off the plane from Aus on Monday and getting on a plane for NYC on Tuesday. I don't think she knew where she was!) I hope all is well. I won't actually be spending as much time around here as I used to as I have a renewed vigour to finish my book (otherwise known as going home and realising I'll never have this chanc

Home sweet home in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I was curious as to which of my body parts I was supposed to be disgusted with this month, so I consulted the Bible of Self Loathing � or Cosmo as it is known to lay people. My mission was quickly derailed, attention being stolen by gaudy, luminous headlines filled with those three letters � innocuous on their own yet incredibly potent, and responsible for the m

Reply to Nonsensical drivel about packing in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

people think you're a woman? Yeah - sometimes my pert man boobs are mistaken for real breasts! I don't really think you can call 13 inches little!

Reply to Nonsensical drivel about packing in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

... in a blokey kinda way, right? Of course! Didn't I tell you that I'm really a man? you should be out s

Reply to Nonsensical drivel about packing in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I'm one of those people who crave positive affermation! OK then. Go listen to Savage Garden then... I shan't be your confidence dispensary Actually, dammit, I'm too nice for that. You're lovely. <TABLE cellpadding=8 wid

Reply to Nonsensical drivel about packing in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Hmmm... thought you would have appreciated the "Wild Monkey Sex" jibe... straight over your head ehh? Don't you worry - I got it. I just thought that it was a good enough comment that it didn't need to be backed up wih a mention. Mmmm... wild monkey sex. It's been too long <img src="../images/smiles/mad

Reply to Where would I be without these friends of mine? in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo! Where are you now? Back in NYC or still avoiding hurricanes in Florida? I'm in Sydney currently and have been forced to stay home and do nothing tonight as it is apparently disrespectful to my mother if I go out... because staying home and being bored beyond belief is going to make her get better faster? Stupid families. She's in hospital and so doped up on pain killers th

Reply to We're shutting down! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Why thank you. Good to be back. I've been communing with Toohey's Old (and getting used to the smaller glasses!) and seeing my mates. Mum goes into hospital today which actually means that my sis and I have more play time - you aren't really required to keep someone company when they're knocked out! AND I found out I'm here for Conception Day - WOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!! If you don't know what it is, find out (or I may tell you if you ask nicely!) I w

Reply to Nonsensical drivel about packing in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Ummm... it was apparently Chanel *blush* I don't know what she looks like as I can't be bothered finding out (or apparently I can look in the mirror???) POINTS WHORE?????? I am mortally offended. Especially as the point system is totally beyond me. I'd prefer not to get points so people can't accuse me of such behaviour! You're a poo Anyway - I'm off to score free drink

Reply to We're shutting down! in Humor JoeUser Forums

... how did you know? Because when you have that creepy feeling that someone's watching you and you tell yourself you're wrong, you're not! Mwaa haa haa haa (poor attempt at evil laughter!)