Muggaz

Muggaz

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The Twinkle of the Eye in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I have been looking people in the eyes a lot more lately – I don’t know how I used to communicate with people, it just seems as though I am noticing eye contact a lot more. I am aware of the cliché involved with eyes, but it is true, the eyes are the most attractive feature of the human body. As I am about to embark on the biggest adventure of my lifetime, I

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Reply to The Funniest Quip Wins! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Oh, my Aussie friend Toblerone has won hands down my sweet... there are some JU's who i thought would have something to contribute, alas, they have been intimidated by his superior wit and general blue collar smut. Huzzah to Toblerone!

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Reply to The Funniest Quip Wins! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Toblerone, I was counting on you for some excellence, now i received some! jolly good! Sir Peter, I dont know what the devil you are on about... you can send Richard if you like, but i think it would be me teaching him a thing o two, not the other way around. There is nothing but class in my veins, this belt is merely a novelty for my amusement. class me amongst the plebs if you will, but my blood remains as blue as ever.

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Reply to The Funniest Quip Wins! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

if he wants to admit his hee-hee is shrimpy. well, compared to an elephants hee-hee it is rather shrimpy... but in relation to a bee's hee-hee, it is a king prawn! it's all relative madame!

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Reply to Oops, I dyed it again in Humor JoeUser Forums

I want to either put some Red in my hair, or dye it Jet Black... I can't decide... but this isn't about me, it's about you. your crazy! although a crazy red head - thats hot!

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The Funniest Quip Wins! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Ok Ok, so I did something a bit left field and made what some would call an unusual purchase. Link Now, this belt buckle is like nothing I have ever seen before, and I have seen a lot, so i can safely assume that many others will not have seen such a device - which will no doubt make it an instant hit. All I need

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Reply to She likes it in Art JoeUser Forums

you are one of the few writers here whom i can just read one of your articles, and then peruse through your catalogue... I have just read 10 concurrantly - commenting on this one.. they are all fantastic.

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Reply to Who Gave You the Best Book Ever? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I don't know what rock i was living under, but an ex of mine introduced me to the Dragonlance chronicles in Feburary of this year - so i would say all combined, easily the best book i have been given... followed closely by Brett Easton Elis - Glamorama... that was a good one.

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Reply to What Men Want in Dating JoeUser Forums

Good article man. I think at the end of the day, it is safe to say all men want fruitful relationships with a nice woman. Some of us settle for mediochrity, some of us don't. Right now i am at loggerheads with myself... the current object of my desires is nothing like i would normally go for, but she has a killer smile, pulls of white pants quite nicely, and seems like a lot of fun... I just love chicks <img src="http://images.stardock.com/JU/

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Reply to Power User in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The higher your status, the less of a life you have... whoops - did i just say that out loud? am I bitter? power away my friends... *yawn*

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Reply to Watch out USA in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

very well may pay off with a palm d'hair in cannnes And then we can film the Muggaz goes to Cannes sequel! Kingbee, you are officially my agent.

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Reply to Watch out USA in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Ok, granted Kingbee - i just want 10% of proceeds, and that includes merchandise. I am going to need that money with all the paternity suits! I ask them who was their daddy, i don't mean it literally! dear lord. I am naughty.

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Reply to How Are You In Bed? in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

a quiz? send a hot chick over, and have her file a report on your desk by 0900hrs. actually, make it 1100hrs, nothing beats morning lovin'

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Reply to A JU Crossroads in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I read this last night, and without looking at all the other comments, what is a community anyway? For me, JU is a place where I downright detest some of the users here, as I am sure I am detested by some, do you call that a community? Alas, it is a place I can come back to, because people here do know me, simply because i have lowered my omnipresent walls in writing for myself, whuch happens to be read by faceless strangers -

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