Hasn't stopped him from musing about an underaged, naked Charolette church. True. I forgot about that one. (Probably because I don't like Charlotte Church -- especially not that way.) <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%"
Everyone has something they fall back on when they don't know what to do or say. For the talentless and the newbie, that is often to just do what everyone else is doing. There was a time when a celebrity (particularly musicians) could not be interviewed without being asked, "Who are your influences?" You couldn't watch an interview without hearing, "Who are
Marvin linking to porn? Has hell frozen over? Isn't this listed as a sign of the Apocalypse?
It's funny, but also scary that people like this are out there, driving around, and... *SHIVER* ...voting.
I once had a friend become frustrated at my seemingly knowing everything blurt out, "Oh, yeah?! Well, which came first, the chicken or the egg!!" Without missing a beat a replied, "Well, let's put it this way, I never read 'And God created an egg.'" He was stunned into silence. Hehehehehehe. But seriously, there's still room for argument. You can argue about what "bring forth" means, you can argue about whether the
I think somewhere along the line tolerance became synonymous with approval. That's bad for both sides of an issue. Very true. I need to find my list of things that are being negatively redefined and add that. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body
Well, I tried it just to see what was up. I logged into and played with my Yahoo mail without any problem. Also, a couple of days ago I sent mail from my website to a Yahoo user and he replied toady, so it must be working for him as well. I am getting nowhere at all attempting to get to my mail, either at Yahoo
I must be a conservative liberal then, since I use both... Yeah, me too. Think that makes us twice as bad? Or is it like being a "Christian Muslim" to hedge the eternity bet? <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 ALIG
Wait a second... Question:Is playing a chess allowed? Answer:It is absolutely unlawful. Travelling down the chocolate highway? Okay, if she agrees. Playing chess? Go straight to hell, do not pass purgatory, do not collect virgins. This stuff is great! Thanks f
bill maher who is clearly much better focused than i. But not even a fraction as funny or knowledgeable as you. <TD class="mb-Bod
Over on an article by JesseJ, I dared say the Macintosh was better at something than Windows was. It's a good thing I remembered to slip on my asbestos long-johns this morning. Get this highly literate response from one of the WinHeads: "Your entire post #35, has got to be th
From the time I was a child, up until my early 20's, I watched the Oscars every year. During that time I saw an injustice rise, an injustice that is getting too outrageous to continue. What are the Oscars about? They are about peers recognizing each other for their artistic achievements. That is the core of the Oscars' purpose. The greed merchants who cu
Louis Lane gets to see both Superman and Clark Kent up close, so she should be able to recognize they are the same person! I can kind of see other people being fooled -- how many people really get a close-up look at Superman, let alone both he and Clark Kent -- but Lois Lane, of all people,
This 'Superman' looks like a Cappuccino drinking poofter. Yes, he looks a bit weak to me. Oh, well, we'll see. ( The only DC cha
I think we're labouring under different definitions of "good" here.
Why steal it when there's so much floating around for free? Seriously, ladies, just pick a spout and belly up to the bar!
(I'd have responded in French -- I suppose that would be the polite thing to do -- but you don't want to see me trying to conjugate verbs. Of course, you don't want to see me trying to type Japanese, either, Lilou-san. ) To the non-French reading people happening through, basically this 10 year old kid decided to try some Batman-like acrobatics and missed the mattress he had set-
Kim Jung Il's off on the same despotic masturbatory fantasy that brought down Manuel Noriega and Saddam Hussein. "Look, I so powerful I can take on U.S.!!!" So, let's take away his girlie magazine and practice "quiet diplomacy." I'd like to see China and Russia handle N. Korea. I'd be putting my diplomatic efforts into persuading those two countries that they have the most to lose from a nuclear armed lunatic in the region, and giving them beh
Honourable mention: Gene Nash Bless you, David! I've been following this thread from the beginning. I had pretty much decided that if no-one mentioned me I would probably quit. Now you're all stuck with me. Bwahahahahahahahaha!
the government drugs church's fried chicken to keep the black man down Yeah, but that one's true. That and Church's Chicken places.
Um, Gid, don't call us, we'll call you. Tina Fey is very hot. How dare she go and get married! Rightwinger is right; "Colonel Angus" was one of the best of all time. For the most part, I think SNL is doing good right now. If you want to see really bad SNL check it out from the early 80's right after the original cast left. Now that sucked.
Gummi Worms are evil. I was in Wal-Mart a couple weeks ago, minding my own business, when I slip on a gummi worm surreptitiously placed to be unseen. I nearly died! Oh the pain! I couldn't walk! I don't want my headstone to read, "Killed by a Gummi Worm." Gummi Worms should die. I do remember blow
I think the opinions of those who aren't members of a religion regarding the correct practice of that religion should usually be ignored. I always find it amusing when people who have never been Christians use their learned-it-on-the-street misperceptions to start telling Christian how they should act.
She's attacked almost every other blogger OTHER than Brad. She's toed the line right and played the game. That's about the way I've always seen it. Sir Peter was fu
If any (or all) three are reading: you are missed. Ditto. (And I never had any of them blacklisted. )
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