Gene Nash

Gene Nash

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Reply to Britney Spears is Ugly! in Music JoeUser Forums

I think she's better looking than me My poor child, you have been brainwashed. Please report to your nearest BDC (Britney Deprogramming Center) immediately. convenientl

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Reply to Britney Spears is Ugly! in Music JoeUser Forums

Are you nuts? The ass goes boom!! The tits go kaboom! Are you nuts?............................ *SIGH* The inevitable sheep bleats in. Let me help: U-G-L-Y Take two Beyoncés and call me in the morning, okay? <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 c

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Reply to Britney Spears is Ugly! in Music JoeUser Forums

OMG! Karma just outed Justin and Nick! I am pretty sure that him and Nick Carter are more like all the gay boys fantasies. I don't think Justin Guarini is having this problem. Maybe some hair straightener and a visit to Neverland Ranch can blow some life into his limp little career? (Wai

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Reply to Britney Spears is Ugly! in Music JoeUser Forums

why you gotta throw that hunk, Justin, in the mix. Maybe he was an answer to all MY fantasies! heheh Okay, Trin, just for you -- imagine I meant Justin Guarini. Unless he's the hunk you meant....

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Reply to A 'Village' Sized Lie in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

the village sucked.....big time. I only see every other Shyamalan film in theaters. So round about my local library getting the DVD release, I'll be back to agree with you. (Because so did Shyamalan #2: Unbreakable. )

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Reply to Britney Spears is Ugly! in Music JoeUser Forums

Being a musician is about long hard hours of creating art, not creating some sickening image. Amen. Image isn't everything. It's corporate perversion, "art" in a fun house mirror. <TD class="mb

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Reply to Britney Spears is Ugly! in Music JoeUser Forums

YEAH!!!!!!! You tell em Gene! Someone needed to say it. "The empress has no clothes." Wait, that's her whole act.... I love your articles sometimes

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Reply to A 'Village' Sized Lie in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Ebert Responds: 'Beneath the large letters saying "Ebert & Roeper," they ran the name "Richard Roeper" in very small type -- so small that I heard from more than 30 readers who missed it, and felt the ad misrepresented my opinion, as it was probably intended to do; studios use a similar strategy in using large fonts for words of praise from quote whores, whose n

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Britney Spears is Ugly! in Music JoeUser Forums

I admit it -- I don't "get" Britney Spears. As far as I am concerned, she's not attractive, she has a squeaky, annoying voice only dogs should be able to hear, she can barely warble through her songs, and her moves are so over-choreographed I'd believe she has

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Writing Woes in Misc JoeUser Forums

It's been a week and a half since my last article posting. I've been living off commenting, but that's getting tired. It's blog or perish. I think I know what is happening. I want to get personal, spill my guts, whimper, whine and bleed all over the monitor. Bu

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Reply to Kerry: the Environmentalist's Choice? in Politics JoeUser Forums

All of this is beside the very real fact that this waste will represent millions of pounds of potential "dirty bomb" material traveling through the country on largely unsecured rail lines. Forget about a guided missile into an airplane on takeoff. Can you imagine what a missile into one of these babie

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Reply to Christians Bad, Everyone Else Good in Religion JoeUser Forums

Jerry Falwells and the Pat Robertsons Interesting how often those two names are invoked together. I not long ago referred to them as the Christian equivalent of PETA -- making controversial statements solely for the sake of publicity.<B

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Reply to Has Google Changed the Way They Index Us JUsers? in Internet JoeUser Forums

Okay, this is probably my final word on this thread. Most of the articles on my main page now have comments. Tracing those back to Google finds that, while most are still from the forum versions, the articles themselves and their main pages do seem to finally be getting indexed again. My referrals are also picking up again, having risen by at least 100 since I originally wrote this. Whatever possibly temporary glitch it was seems to h

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Reply to Where did this gut come from? in Health & Medicine JoeUser Forums

Where did this gut come from? About the time men turn 30, little elves begin sneaking into our rooms at night and slowly adding flab to our guts. It's a form of reverse liposuction. (Lipopaction?) They do this slowly at first, a little here, a little there so we don't notice. After a certain amount o

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Reply to The art of hinting in Welcome JoeUser Forums

I like you, but I'm not interested in a serious relationship right now. I'm going to disagree with that. That just gives the guy hope -- especially if he really does like you. Don't leave any room for interpretation. Don't leave any room for false hope. The dumbass will be waiting around for "not... r

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Reply to The art of hinting in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Yes, most men do not understand hinting. Consider yourself lucky to have learned this at such a young age. Men require bluntness, everything spelled out with no waffling whatsoever, and if possible diagrams.

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Reply to I Hate being Blacklisted... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Unfortunately, there are those within Islam, who do see fit to kill someone over words, and by saying those words, you are only inviting hatred. But I'm not going to censor myself because there are crack pots in the world. Frankly, anyone that off kilter could be set off by anything I say or do -- I'm

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