Puh-leeze, both parties lie. Probably all parties lie. Most politicians lie. (Hedging my bet there....) And every single person has lied at some point in their lives. Non-issue. Democrats are the strongest defenders of freedom of speech, LMFAO. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width=
Makes perfect sense to me -- what with that movie claiming how much weight you gain on a McDonald's diet. This sounds like the perfect thing for our dear little -- very little -- waif.
But, if you have any issues that you want to discuss, you can always feel free to email me. I don't have any issues with the service or anything. Though I may be "angry, frustrated, and disappointed" with the community, I put the responsibility solely on myself. I believe we (mainly unconsciou
This isn't a "Goodbye Cruel, JU!" article, so no-one needs to feel obligated to run in and beg me not to go. I always said that if I left I would a) Just do so, and b) Leave all my articles where they were. I am, though, begining to sympathize with those who take the "delete all evidence" route. You have to
How do people delete all their articles when they disappear? Do they click on "delete" one-by-one? Or is there some Master Destruct button somewhere that I've missed? For that matter, if one was so inclined, how do you close your account and drift into oblivion?
oh alright then how come people swear on here all the time?.. isnt that violation of JU's Terms of Service?.. i think this whole thing is a bunch of bull Actually, the last time an admin saw one user call another user "bitch" she was instantly banned from the system. This is the second time thi
Insightful Posted: Saturday, September 18, 2004 Initially, this sounds like a good idea. Then giving it a bit more thought, it could lead to bribery. Example: If you vote for, xxxxxx, I will not only have sex with you, but I will........... woooooohoooooo! Actually there is already a site f
Cue Elton... "Can you feel the love tonight? It is where we are...."
Saw this picture and thought of this article... Oh my goodness, HIH! *shiver* Whatchya tryin' ta do? Break my monitor or something? That looks like some underage mess loitering out front of 7-11 trying to score surrogate beer fro
Well, that particular swan song did rack up some decent points it looks like... Huh? What'd I miss? (I'm being dense... I probably commented on the thread... D'oh.)
Girls at the college started talking to me as though they were old friends. ... "Mount me," Melinda demanded throatily. Breath deep the power of SPM. Tomorrow I shall have Sir Peter's portrait tatooed upon my person. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class
To top it off, she now claims she's planning to study Elementary Education...great! While she probably doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of graduating unless she gets some serious psychological help (you can only BS so long before it catches up to you, you know?), the thought of her teaching ANYONE'S children truly frighte
I'm glad to see you figured it out, Chip. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner; I haven't been on much lately. That got me thinking that my img src line was too long. Yeah, that's the hardest part, making a URL that's short enough to fit in the allotted space.
nailed me yes she did I think you are being overly sensitive there, Revasky. When I read it I took the "nailing" to refer to the human condition ("I am scared and lonely , I have everything, I have nothing"), not to you.
Really? I don't know how the system works in the US, Nah, here all you gotta do is have the dime and put in the time. (Or get the Cracker Jack box with the "Peanut PhD.")
I wonder if he eats them with lots of ketchup? This explains why every time someone asks Kerry what he is eating he just winks slyly and smiles, "It 'tastes like' chicken." If you go to Kerry's website and click on his "education plan" you will find it is a reprint of "A Modest Proposal" with modernized language. Apparently the good senator from Massachusetts is such a humo
i guess this clears up the mystery of cheney's 'missing' daughter Is it really a revelation that she's being eaten? (whistles innocently)
please google "Kerry eats small children" and look for... happyrobot.net. Speaking of HappyRobot, what is up with that picture? Is it from 1976? The wide open shirt, the gold chain, the Burt Reynolds mustache... and he's looking t
most reasonable people would draw the same conclusions. This is like a mantra for the left. "Obviously if you don't agree with me you are mentally deficient." The left thinks they have a corner on the "reason" market. Ugh.
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and he's finally admitting "It's time for me to grow up" Yeah, but the reporter had to badger him into it.
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