jeremy, i appreciate your willingness to be assaulted by my ideas almost as much as you do mine. you know that illusivedreamer, that's such a kind thing to say that i would feel awful saying anything except for this: "i'm so glad that i struck a little chord in you, it makes me pleased that i did put this into words". psychx, i want to see your blog on "qua
yeah. i'm so smart i typed "bookedmarked" anyway, i just read your article about being no. 6 in the ju top 10, and it seems like you got a lot of positive feedback, so i'm not sure why you don't get many comments - obviously a lot of people read your blog. if i had to guess, i'd say that maybe people are holding back until they know you a little more. some bloggers may d
ok, i deserved that smartaz. lol. all i can say in my defence is i didn't actually mean it that way ... it was more sort of advice of what not to do ... to your dog, that is. oh, i give up. but the SITE really did generate that comment. it also generated this one: "you chase cats and bark at the mailman, you imbecilic, garbage gulping, penguin buggering, misanthropic dependent of a masochistic-submissive parliamentarian
kingbee. at the time, my answer may have been different. but, it is now lunchtime here, and the truth was "track bottoms, slippers and my pyjama top". lmao ... but keep thinking about that career ... you seem to be good at finding amusing ways to say really disgusting things ... and you've probably also got a few, ahem, interesting sexual habits ... i know ! ... of course, run for president. why didn't we think of that before ? and phyc
that site is hilarious ... the gallery of hoax websites has a great one where you can pay a terminally ill person to "deliver" a message for you to somebody in the "afterlife". and the photo section is something else. i've bookedmarked this. thanks mig XX
"You drink your own bath water, you stinking, dirt ball kissing, dolphin ravishing, misbegotten offspring of a nihilist in denial." hah ! .... oops. pardon. it wasn't ME .... the SITE said that ... really ... honest ...
smartaz, you are having a good time, aren't you ? lol sooo glad to have, um, ahem, obliged. and don't worry. by the time you've finished reading peter pan, you'll have forgotten all about needing a cold shower mig XX
awww, come on, smartaz ... no fair ! *throws up hands* "incite pleasant social intercourse with" = "begin a nice discussion" NOT "*get a bit on social basis with". grrrr ! as for my (did you say risque) poetry being enough to wake a dead horse ... do you think that might be the same horse that people keep looking for in my blog to umm, (see * above) ? and moving to holland may not be a bad idea. as long as you
kingbee, petal ... if you came from nothing, then you shouldn't have anything to "clear", right ? ... as for the species switch, well, look on the bright side ... turtles and fish can't blog on ju. (or get hit by queenbee for having pervy things on your net history) sherye, lol, you're hardly ancient ... i ca
trina ... those responses were great ... especially the packet of tim tams that never runs out. have you seen that latest "genie" ad ?. when the women leave after only bothering to take one wish (the endless tim tam packet), i always think "as if ANY woman in the world wouldn't have made: "and don't make my butt huge in the process" the second wish marco ... you don't co
you already have the condition that will someday kill you. i know that because you are alive . and if you weren’t ...you couldn’t die , right ?. a lot of people, especially as they begin to age, ponder upon what it is they will die “of”. but the answer is quite simple: you will die of being alive. <BR
i tried SO hard not to look at this thread. i saw it there, and i kept thinking "nah ... it will just make me feel like barfing .. it will be about mucus ". so, the fact that i am here says more about me that i want it to anyway, to the subject at hand... as an interesting ahem, "cultural" aside, it may interest you to know that some australian males also
gee, psychx. when i said "take a few days off" ... i was only joking glad to see you back at your blog. mig XX
... what would you .... say to an alien ? wear to a beach ? do if you were dying soon ? think of someone if they told you that you were "beautiful" ? ask for if you were offered any "gift" at all ? ... be as simple or as deep as you lik
lmao @ kevin smith. he's not picking on urban faery, XX. kevin smith (who may or may not be this guy) is the comic genius behind the films "clerks", "chasing amy", "mallrats" ... i could go on, but the drool is clogging my keyboard. the word "berzerker" (as urban faery seems to know) comes from the film "clerks" where oleg the russian guy sings his "metal" song for jay and silent bob and "some girl". the title of olegs' song
"CIA?" ... *looks around* .... you can't say THAT in HERE
wisefawn, you're welcome anytime anyway, i got my own back. he's colourblind and currently pruning a tree out in the front street wearing a very old pair of my track bottoms ... ... and i'm sure everyone will forget all about the car as soon as they cop a load of mr purple-pants out there mig XX<
psychx ... this could be your true calling .... move to holland and form a cult in a giant windmill (constructed entirely from siding by your army of "devoted yet easily-manipulated-by-their-false-ego" conceited followers) to form a spiritually devoid new world ? oh, wait. that's already been done, hasn't it ? i wonder if anyone could give me a similar career suggestion based on the following "top 10" of my absolute f
jeeez, find a sense of humour, marco or at least a forum where you can avoid such distasteful behaviour *mutters about "real-life" friends cramping "style" on ju*
he’s sick he told me he is he said “you made me sick” what can be plainer than that ? he won’t tell me how i did it or precisely what it is that hurts he just says “you made me sick” like that’s all i need to k
kingbee, i hate those beatial freaks, don't you and sadistic beastial necrophilia, huh ?. you're right. it does give the phrase "flogging a dead horse" a whole new meaning. but i'm glad you're no longer drawn in that direction. it must have been very difficult for you to find not only (recently ?) deceased horses, but also the time and place in which to indulge y
actually, mikimouse, this was driving me mad, too. somebody just told me how to fix it. if you post and you get the "internal server" or "page not found" screen do not refresh the page. hit the "back" button, and when the page comes up, go to your post, copy it to the clipboard and then go to your blog (or the article you commented in), and check to see if your post or article has "taken". it should be there. if for some reason
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hmmm. let me see now ....if i take you literally , pet, then you are advising a new generation of males to accost young women with the following statement: "hi. my name is XXXX" a water tight (oops. pardon) guarantee of success ... if you're hitting on jenna jamieson . (dear god, i hope i got her name wrong). (yes, i know you really meant " insert (oops. pardon) your name here") ok, ok, i
muggaz, YOU would mr_frog ... *take a bow* ... give that man a cigar mig XX
you can never trust us country-folk, muggaz. we are all inbred and can't speak properly. and i could never sell my precious photo of ewe and "rambo" ... didn't you read my article on beastiality ? oh wait, i didn't write one. jess just turned it into one for me i apologise for finding you resistable, muggaz. i will have to try harder. and as for