as i was walking down my driveway this morning to get the mail, i passed my husbands' car, and it said "hello". i immediately realised that my husband was partially underneath the car, and partially hidden by our rampant "garden". (he has this idea that he can fix the car. sometimes, he even can ). anyway, i went along with
hey ! stop that ! ... don't you come in HERE and say endearing things that might make people LIKE me ps: if you call me a n00b once more, i am going to re-christen you "sex-on-a-stick" very LOUDLY and very PUBLICLY in a blog with a title of "photos of muggaz having sex with a sheep". as we all know, everyone in the known universe (plus a few beyond) would visit m
oh jess. roflmfao until crying. i can think of worse ways to spend an evening, can't you ?. my parents were visiting last night. they wanted to see my blog and were instead treated to a most unladylike display of me just honking with laughter over my thread about BUMHOLES and DOG SEX !!! oh no, jess ... i said it in your blog now ... that means, if my theory is correct, the fido fanciers will start driv
well muggaz, i HAD to name drop, pet. i'm so stupid and boring that nobody would come in here if i didn't talk about you ... especially you yourself, my dearest i have to pretend you're my friend, muggaz. you're so young and popular grrrrrr. and, as we all know, i am just a sad old lady with several dogs and a bad temper. (oh, don't answer that
hehe shades, i must say that muggaz' suggestion of calling our evil twin "muggaz and friend" WAS rather self-important of him you must forgive him, shades. it must be torturous for him to have women just throw themselves at him they way they do... begging shamelessly .... poor guy mig XX</fon
mr frog. you are a very naughty boy. you said PORN in my blog *cracks whip* winky ... lmao ... i will add your "meow" to jess' pussy ... i mean, what harm can it do, right ?. and jess. i haven't looked at your blog yet. i just switched my computer on. which means there may or may not be an actual poem about my bumhole circulating on ju !!! i would be
i heard a joke recently: "the world underwater breathing record was shattered today when harold holt walked ashore in chile" trina ... you owe it to teegstar ... find those eyebrows ! mig XX
jess, i think you need to go and write an article called "where is migs' bumhole ?" maybe "i can't find migs' bumhole" would be better ? or "me and mig looked for bumholes for HOURS last night" i'm going to call the very next person i see a bumhole. lol i suggest you do so, too, jess mig XX
jess, how long IS it since you've actually heard someone say bumhole ?. it's so kindergarten !. i am obsessed with finding the word in my blog. i mean before this happened. i WILL find that bumhole ... help me, jess ! mig XX
oh no. how SLOW am i ? jess , you said PUSSY !. oh greeeeat. i am done for, now. lmfao. THANKS mig XX
i know it was shameless , wasn't it ?. lmao. but if you had seen my face when i realised ! ugh !. i found it hard to find it genuinely funny at first, but my husband damn near peed himself when i told him. and jess, why don't you call an article "bumholes and beastiality". THAT should do the trick, i'm sure lmao mig XX
*hides under chair again* mig XX
JESS ! ... you just said BEASTIALITY ... lmfao ... in the same post as "down on ya hands n' knees". thanks ! ... imagine what THAT will do for my, ahem, readership and never mind winky, at least you only said BUMHOLE again ... ... not like jess .. who opened a whole new can of worms by saying BEASTIALITY <br
welcome winky, and thanks for your comments regarding the hemorrhoids thing ... well, at least now the teacher won't ask her to take them to "show and tell" in a jar ! mig XX
*muttering to self in jealous SNIT about women who actually HAVE a sexy booty and wish it would fall off* there is no pleasing women. if i had a big butt, i would wear tight pants and LOVE it. lol. c'est la vie, shades. and YOU, michael ... back in your cage, tiger mig XX </font
... you know what else ... i just looked in detail at my referrals, just now, and one of them actually says "bumhole" !!!. BUMHOLE ???? i am mortified !!!! lmao i cannot POSSIBLY have said "bumhole" in my blog. i would not say that !. i guess i just did, huh ... here they come again ... uh oh ... i said come ... *hides under chair* <BR
are you from new zealand by any chance, winky mig XX
jess ... ... is it an australian "thing" maybe ? to stick your foot in your mouth ? maybe it is, 'cause muggaz is kinda good at it too
thanks nicky and you muggaz. trying to read my mind. grrr. we should create an evil twin blog identity to fuel the australian invasion ... what can we call "it" ? ... miggaz ?. lol. mugnuna ? ... let me know what you think mig XX </f
i recently read an article stating that one may judge one's blog on the "type" of "referrals" one gets. i had been given to idly wondering why my article about my husbands' dog (that at the time sunk like a stone and should have) was the consistent front runner in my "top articles" list. i now understand that my error was my,
hey ... don't forget harold holt ...! "in 1967 the prime minister of australia, harold holt, was strolling along a beach in victoria when he plunged into the surf and vanished ... ... no trace of the poor man was ever seen again. this seemed doubly astounding to me—first that australia could just lose a prime minister (i mean, come on) and second that news of this had never reached me" (that quote is from bill brysons'
my husband has "installed" a "pause button" in my forehead. when i stress myself too much, he presses a certain spot, and i have to shut up !. it' s a good way to calm your wife down under the guise that you are "concerned at her stress levels" as opposed to having to admit that you are "sick of her whining" <img src="../images/smiles/joke.gif" border=0 ALIGN
you mean i should tell the TRUTH ? michael, lol, next time i have a phone call like that, i'll know who to field it to. mig XX
don't you just HATE it when you make a chance remark that leads you into a horrible revelation that you didn't want to make ?. aka ... it's awful when you have to say something BIG to explain something SMALL ? ;) case in point ... this is an actual conversation i had recently: friend of 4 years: "i'm surprised
anne, i read you work whenever i get time and always enjoy it. i find that a lot of poetry doesn't get commented on ... sometimes it's hard to "get across" to someone the feeling that you get from their poetry. it's so simple to pop into a blog on any other topic and say "good point", but with poetry it gets more difficult. it's so personal . there are are number of poets on here whose work i think is just beautiful. but i try t
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