you know what i bet she actually read it, calculated the area of the biscuit in square millimetres and worked out the polynomial equation of the curve of the biscuit's edge... i swear that child is a genius and is just teasing us with her goos and gaas. i'd put money on the fact she'll win a nobel prize one day. please give her some kisses and talk to her in a weird voice for me!!
suz: yaay i've made a faves list! i need to find time to update mine (this comment is being tapped out at superhuman speed before i write a zillion stories before 5:30pm today) good luck with the stalker -- they are the latest accessory these days after all wayne: yeah they USED to offer a shorthand course for $80 in first semester but they don't offer it anymore! what's the big idea? so much for preparing us for the workforce. and i can't har
i'd be a kids show host... that would be the raddest. or a lifestyle journalist (oh wait... i am!!). i love my job!!
muggaz: thanks for the accolades. i think we should start writing letters to our education ministers asking them to review our curricula. it's just not good enough! champas: you are my hero. not only did you manage, once again, to wittily insult your "education" institution, but you also incorporated a quote from adonis, whoops, i mean john mayer. well done. suz: babe, i can't believe it took me so long to discover you! you're my new
ah, suz, you just made my afternoon. i laughed so hard! all the norwegian students in this computer lab at uni are looking at me weirdly now.
i know muggaz has already offended many of our international friends on the forums many a time so it's probably just as well he's taking a break but the truth is, and we all know it : we ARE better! from one aussie to another, cosmos, welcome to JU! i look forward to reading more of your stuff. Teegst*r <img src="../images/smiles/smile.gif" border=0 ALIGN="ab
welcome!
nine months IS a long time to be on the other side of the world! a word of warning -- whenever you're planning to go back to london, GO BACK. don't get sucked in to staying because you realise you have forgotten how wonderful your friends and home country are. australia will always be here, but your visa only lasts for so long good luck with everything with your family too. </fon
hey keo lin! you're so cool i love it when you blog -- it's like your thoughts just go straight onto the computer with barely any manipulation and i think that's fantastic. i don't know who the cute baby you got pictures of was but OH MY GOSH caleb macpherson has got to be the cutest thing in the world! he's like a teddy bear except for better -- he's so cuddly and fluffy and c
nice one champas, making me laugh out loud in a uni computer lab! i should throw you overboard for that kind of inconsiderate...ness...
hey you're online! how's it going?
Now with three weeks of practical journalistic experience under my proverbial belt, I'm here to recommend the following courses to media training institutions worldwide on how they can better prepare their students for life in the "real world" of journalism. Or maybe I just have a very narrow view and should have gone to QUT. How To Eat At Your Desk
The window pane is my protection and vantage point. From here, I can see out onto the whole world... today it's a crisp blue sky, a freshly washed and ironed sheet (but who irons their sheets?) spreat taut across the heavens. Washing flicks on clothes lines and the trees do a slow dance to the same rhythm. I smile, see my breath condense on the window and disappear in
brilliant article, mugzy. i was inspired!
thanks heaps! despite my worries, it is serious fun and i'm really loving it! it's exactly what i want to do at this stage in my career and is literally a Godsend.
Hi there I've just spent the past twenty minutes or so browsing through some of my past articles. It's so cool to be able to read stuff over again -- with some things it's like I'm transported back to the way I felt at the time of writing. I also like laughing at my own jokes... you know how cool it is when you find someone who has the same sense of humour as
she's so beautiful! hi elana!!
it's no. you too
my life is nuts.
ok... WHAT's with the most recent blog?!?! (not yours)
hi (i'm at work -- shh!)
e-zackly. just as we determined back in... oh, it would have been 1998? time flies, hey.
something trina-p's husband always says: "It's not arrogance if you know it's true" you're rad mugz. and you know it
at your most creative when hungry or sleep deprived -- i should starve myself more when i'm trying to write an intro par. like now... incidentally i'm hungry again. maybe your sleep-deprivation-starvation-derived creativity is a strictly wayne related phenomenon and not generalisable to the rest of the community? and weird is good!
mmm.... computer dust on toast... my favourite. i'm at work! and i'm working!! i'm so excited, my job is the best will blog about it soon when i have more than 22 fleeting seconds to type furtively...
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