Urban Faery

Urban Faery

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Well She's Not a Lesbian in Blogging JoeUser Forums

When I got home yesterday I felt as though I had been pummeled by thirty-five pudgy fisted three year olds. Today I am in recovery. I totally intended to go out shopping for Phantom's birthday, but I'm putting it off until tomorrow as I've been unable to make any real decisions about the gift so far. Bah. I've spent most of my day out on my deck relaxing a

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Haven't died in a teen horror flick lately... shall we? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Saturday morning I woke up and called Tama and her family for Hotel/Motel recommendations in her town as Phantom and I were heading over to see her production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. She gave me the number of the Budget Motel, and the Welcome Inn. The Budget Motel had no vacancy, so the Welcome Inn was it. The room was 70$, but we had no other options so we w

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Flat Friday in Blogging JoeUser Forums

This has been an eventful weekend. Yes. Exciting and eventful. It started with a flat tire as Phantom turned into my driveway popping his back tire on the stone ridge of my front yard. This was followed by a game of beat the clock as we had twenty minutes to try to pump up the tire and drive the car over to Canadian Tire before the Autoshop closed. With three min

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Berserker in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I have a full time job disguised as a part time job. An example of this truth is that I was scheduled to work five hours this week, when in reality I have worked every day eight hours a day. I'm not complaining though, money is a good thing. It's just that they call me an hour or less before they want me to show up. Meaning I'll stay up late planning to sleep in t

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I can't remember the last time I had sand in my undies in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've been sans-blog for nearly a week, mostly because everytime I get here I just don't feel like writing. I've been busy what with, Goo-loph house hunting, car accidents along the way, trying to make plans and surprise work at the childcare. I'm still missing Phantom, but we've managed some time together. Last Friday we had a two hour feast at the Mandarin. So mu

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The many nymphets of my idolatry in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Today was a good day, in that I had no moments of anxiety, panic, or depression. Excellent. I also worked today which gave me some purpose. There's really nothing like getting paid for doing Beauty and the Beast puzzles and solving problems between children arguing about whether the imaginary island they're pretending to be lost on is Treasure Island of not. It wa

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champagne life on a beer budget in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Life has been insane lately. Just totally overwhelming. I'm currently trying to decide what to do with my time. My daycare job is giving me less hours than I had hoped for, so now I've got to find some other job so I can make money through May and June. Bah. Oh well, the stress will hopefully subside and I'll have a huge moment of clarity. Otherwise I'm

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Black Mamba ain't doin' what she should! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm setting some goals for tomorrow. Not big goals. Just little ones. I want to do some writing and I want to clear out my e-mail inbox because I'm really tired of this hotmail bull-jive. Tomorrow I will also make some phone calls, possibly go out for lunch with someone, and have me a movie date with Phantom. We rented Dirty Pretty Things tonight but never got ar

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What the Jews do while you're at church in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well all being well my Tama and my Jess are off marching and waving their vaginas proudly in Washington D.C today. Hopefully the weather wasn't as miserable there as it was here! I'm really disappointed that I couldn't go with them, but it was just bad times. The family needed me here, and I have trouble refusing such things. I need to see them soon though because

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Reply to Ho-less Shock in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh Petey, It's a pro-choice march, and my friends and I are all pretty smooth. And Maxwell, you know that I don't hate men, otherwise you would have never started courting me in the first place. And there will be far more than 400 women there. Check out www.rightwingeye.com. Oh and sir, I noticed the testimonials you put up on your site quoting my friends and I. Nice to know the comments were used for some good.

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Stupid DJs in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I have to say that DJs with attitude really piss me off. I'm talking specifically about school dance DJs. This has been a problem for me since way back in grade eight when I tried to get the DJ to play Jimi Hendrix's "Foxy Lady" at our dances and he laughed at me. Bastard. Well I just watched "She's All That" which, back in the day, Helen and I used to watch all t

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Ho-less Shock in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Tederick caught me. I'm home, I've just been hiding. Well not really. I've been trying to unpack and spending time with family and Phantom and I just haven't called anyone. And the annoyingly slow internet has deterred my blogging until now. And the lack of msn may actually kill me. Well that's not true, it's just a pain in the ass. But I think I'm ready to sta

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How the Hell did this happen! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm moving home today, which I suppose is fitting because on this day last year I received my acceptance letter to The University of Guelph. FULL CIRCLE! It's all very surreal. I've taken all of my pictures down, and am in the process of packing. Packing is really frustrating when all of the suitcases and bags that I originally moved in with are back home, so I'm

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Unconventional Lovin' in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It's beautiful outside and I'm trapped at my desk procrastin... I mean studying. Not cool. I'm not looking forward to my exam tomorrow. There's a lot I need to go over and review and I just don't want to. I'd rather be outside lying in the sun listening to music. I would have finished a lot of review yesterday but I seem to have immaculate procrastination skills.

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Reply to Happy Talk in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hello Suburban Aunt! The huge openings one was writen by someone else. It's all lines from the play Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I'm coming home on April 20. I sent my mom a bopy of the vagina monologes a while ago, and I got her a card. I'm going to buy her some flowers or something when I get home. Or maybe I'll take her our to lunch. I'm not sure yet. Exam time has clouded my mind. I on'y have one more left though. And I should be st

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Pleasureful in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Pleasureful isn't a word. Yet I've been using it a lot lately. I don't know why, it just seems right. Pleasurable just takes too long to say. And I have a hard time claling it up in my mind. And believe you me I talk about pleasure a lot. I get caught everytime I use the word pleasureful though, because apparently it only sounds right to me. Oh well.<!-- Ju-Anc

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Bored Panda in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm really bored. But I'm too awake to sleep, and not awake enough to study. Phantom just sent me a movie that is possibly the sweetest thing in the entire world. Sweet and funny. I'm looking forward to having lots of time with him in the next two weeks. People are starting to move out of rez. It's really strange to walk around and see the empty beds everywhere.

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Graduated Dildo in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Well I survived yet another exam today. No more English for awhile now. It went fairly well, and now I'm going to have to focus in on Spanish for Friday morning. I'm all stressed out though. I can tell because although I seem relaxed my stomach is incredibly upset, and it tends to know when I'm stressed better than I do. I assume that the sure is movies and butto

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