Urban Faery

Urban Faery

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Monacular Value in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Okay, so it's been a week. MattVideo told me I don't post enough. He's not wrong. I'll do my best, but the stress is making me feel guilt every time I do anything that isn't reading about crack dealers in East Harlem. Yikes. I am stressed. This weekend was probably my most stressful and ill-making all semester. Yesterday I was talking to Phantom and I t

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The Night Stanley Fell in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I came home from class today, turned on the light in my room and noticed Stanley was missing. I actually freaked out for a minute and had a flash of tiny Stanley rolling his box like a hamster wheel down the stairs and out the door, and then making a mad limited leg movement dash to the greyhound terminal downtown to get back to T.O. But then I found him on

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Bosom Rag in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yeah not so much on the Simpsons tonight. I'm thinking they should just make Treehouses or Horrors from here on in. I'm always optimistic, but tonight was pretty disappointing. They're delving into Family Guy-esque randomness, but it's just not working. I have hope, but my satisfaction with one funny line per episode is dwindling. Gah. I spent my day tod

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Afternoon Delight, Tea, Minds, and Sexual Abuse in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Last night I had a fabulous time with Phantom which generally cured the hours of not sleeping through the goodness of lovin', indian food, monty python, apple crisp, and The Trip (directed by Jack Nicholson). So the thirty-eight hours... I have never pulled an all-nighter in my life. I've stayed up late working on many a project, but those were all traini

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I thought I was a humming bird in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've been awake for 38 hours. The sick part is I feel like I can go longer! But that will probably be a problem when I try to get up for class tomorrow. I'm too sleepy and incoherent to talk about it now, but tomorrow. Oh tomorrow.

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And in the greatest news ever!!!!! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I just found out that "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" is off of the Nemoy and Shatner cd entitled "Spaced Out". Which also appears to include such songs as "If I had a Hammer", "Both Sides", "When I was Seventeen", and the little know classic "Music to Watch Space Girls By". I need this cd! And plus this goodness: <img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/

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Biding My Time, Drinking Her Wine in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Today was good. It continues to be good as I work towards the goal of a break at midnight to watch some Sex in the City. Though I guess blogging isn't exactly work. Hmm. I got ten hours of sleep last night which was blissful and very necessary. I woke up this morning with enough time to have a bagel, drink some tea and take in the magic of the first sno

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She's Got Diamonds on the Back of Her Sweater in Blogging JoeUser Forums

As if everybody would know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm talkin' 'bout diamonds on the back of her sweater. So I'm back at the box after a weekend of snuggling with puppies, crafts, thai food, being one of the guys, and snuggling with my phantom. It was good, except for the fact that I'm feeling rather sick still and I have nothing but work to do. T

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Desdemona's Handkerchief in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Back in the realm of the Torontorusks and feeling good but odd. The fam lovingly made me big steak dinner tonight, which was awesome. I am full. Very full. I miss them a lot. I have a craft show tomorrow so I'm prepping... by throwing things into a garbage bag to lug down the street tomorrow. I hope it goes well. I'm looking forward to it at least. I

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Goddess Save America in Blogging JoeUser Forums

cuz take away our playstations and we are a third world nation under the thumb of some blue blood royal son who stole the oval office and that phony election i mean it don't take a weatherman to look around and see the weather jeb said he'd deliver florida, folks and boy did he ever and we hold these truths to be self

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Moon Faery Shpilkis in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Had myself a time at the 3QF halloween party on Saturday. I got dolled up in moon faery garb, which was fun. Mark said I looked so good he could bang me. How long have I waited to hear those words? :o) I didn't drink too much, but I was briefly reacquainted with my good friend tequila. It's been just about a year since I last had the mexican fire water and it was

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Smells Like Dancing Activists in Here! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Last night was the Glam Slam Ball Anti-Prom and it was fabulous. I wore my righteous babe tank top, black pants and a sequined pink scarf around my waist and of course my naka horns. I've been waiting for the perfect excuse to wear them and they ended up coming in handy. They were doing give aways for random reasons and one was most like Madonna, so I converted the

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Reply to sturm und drang in Blogging JoeUser Forums

True, but it's kind of a baffling rush to walk around and see all these sleeping people in public and knowing they're not homeless, they're just tired. And also the unbelievable trust! Anyone could up and rob while I'm dreaming, and I just trust it won't happen. Does this happen on all campuses? Or is this a Gueljiver thang?

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Those cry babies... religious types mostly. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I took on Campus Crusade for Christ again today. Woot. I think that's my favourite hobby. It's always fun to talk to people who think you don't know what you're talking about and then prove them wrong. I'm currently taking a break from studying, which is generally stupid. Stupid alluring television. Stupid showcase and it's dirty dirty programming! I do

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Reply to And Furthermore Rebecca, Rebecca in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't wanna be Boxshot! We'll see about the SB. I think I could do it, but there's somethin' else that I really want to wear, and if I can find the accessories, t'would be excellent.

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sturm und drang in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm in the midst of my week of hell and the amount of naps has increased substantially. Today I fell asleep in an armchair in front of the WRC in the student centre and proceeded to nap uninterruptedly for an hour. An HOUR! I have a midterm tomorrow that i have to read over a hundred and fifty various pages for, and it's ten to nine. I plan to get enough s

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And Furthermore Rebecca, Rebecca in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Twas a hexcellent weekend. I only briefly wept into a pan of apple crisp, so that's a plus. There was drag, wigs, fake wangs, one real wang, tacos, real flesh tacos, innapropriateness, grandmas, babies, jewellery, baseball, Barry Gibb, and the repetitious blaring of a my song. Very satisfying. And now I'm left all alone with the Guel-jivers thinking about

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Small Town Values Sometimes Piss Me Off in Blogging JoeUser Forums

There are a lot of small town-y things that I'm having to learn since I moved to Goo-loph. For example, the disgustingness of hard water. I've never experienced the tiny grains of calcium that seem to be ingested by small town folk. I'm slowly having to learn not to finish my cup of tea to avoid the horrible sensation of drinking wet sand. Also, the news

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Queerin' it up in the Old Queer Box in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Here is the oddness of Jess. One of her winter coat buttons fell off, and instead of sewing it back on, she threw it away declaring that it was time for Rod and Cath to buy her a new coat. Now, I told her that I would teach her how to sew the button back on, but she insisted on throwing it out. This seems odd to me. Because even if you are planning on getting a ne

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