Urban Faery

Booker? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

there once was a girl named Jess who felt her academic life was a mess but she was really hot and played Zuma a lot so clearly she is the best

Throwing around the H word in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I hate my human rights group. I hate that they don't listen to my ideas. I hate being treated like I'm invisible. I hate getting sick. I hate not having enough time in the day to finish everything I need to get done. I hate that Phantom is an hour away. I hated that production of Cabaret I saw last week. I hate group meeting for projects I don't want to do. I

Reply to Sir Peter Wants Me To Whip Him in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't know Sir Peter, I'm inclined to be skeptical about your love for me. It came out of nowhere! Secondly, with the way you treat women I'm not sure what would be in it for me if I DID decide to be your mistress. And the picture you posted of yourself where you look like you're in a law firm add isn't the most enticing photo I've ever seen. Though I am enjoying the fact that now that you love me all of your followers seem to enjoy the fact that

Reply to I may be little, but frankly I'm dominant in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't know Sir Peter, I'm inclined to be skeptical about your love for me. It came out of nowhere! Secondly, with the way you treat women I'm not sure what would be in it for me if I DID decide to be your mistress. And the picture you posted of yourself where you look like you're in a law firm add isn't the most enticing photo I've ever seen.

Sir Peter Wants Me To Whip Him in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Sir Peter has recently declared his love for me and frankly I'm shocked. Mere weeks ago he was calling me a facist, and now he's referring to me as a "beautiful filly" and saying that I am of a "different class". Where is this all coming from? Maxwell, when did you go from hating my strength as a woman to loving me? Are you really at a point where you think you ca

Reply to I may be little, but frankly I'm dominant in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't think Phantom is going to like you propositioning me like this!

Reply to Hungover in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Ahhh such eloquence.... sounds like you had some fun last night at least!

Reply to I may be little, but frankly I'm dominant in Blogging JoeUser Forums

How did this love come about? Didn't you just post a comment on imajinit's article about interblogger dating that you would never date any women on Joeuser?

Top 10 reasons why residence is like a retirement home in Blogging JoeUser Forums

After seven months of living in residence I've decided that it is not far off from living in a retirement home. I'm trying to soak up the last month of rez since it's going to be quite some time before I indulge in this lifestyle again. Top Ten Reasons why Residence is like a Retirement Home: 10. Your food is prepared for you 9. You have to share a tv 8. You have

I may be little, but frankly I'm dominant in Blogging JoeUser Forums

It's funny, living in residence makes my social persona different. Whereas in high school I could come across as sweet and innocent to most and only those who knew me well would know the secret dirty truth, here pretty much everyone knows the truth. This isn't on purpose by any means, but when my friends and I are taking slutty pictures in the hallway, people know. Also, my general joking ar

Shut Up Umberto! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thursday I saw a horrible randition of Cabaret. Everything about it was bad! In a secret way I'm kind of glad. I auditioned for it back in September and didn't get cast and at the time I was all disappointed, but now I couldn't be happier that my name wasn't attached to that three hour long, ten dollar crapfest. They must have put all of their budget into advertising, ticket printing, and p

Reply to I don't like JeremyG in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The point of my article was to point out the ridiculousness of your justification for hating a group of people. I used Jeremys, you further proved my point by using body builders or business men. You can't say you hate all body builders if you've only met a few body builder. You can't say you hate all Jews if you've only met a few Jews.

Reply to I don't like JeremyG in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've never been asked out by a body builder. I actually don't think I've ever met a body builder.

Reply to I don't like JeremyG in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Body builder? What are you talking about. Why thank you Maxwell, now you're starting to get it. :o)

I don't like JeremyG in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Jeremy G just posted an article entitled "I don't like Jews or Pakistanis". I'd just like to say that I don't like Jeremys. I mean, there are one or two Jeremys that are okay, but generally every Jeremy I've ever met has been obnoxious, prejudice, and rude. That's not to say that I judge a Jeremy before I get to know him, but it's been my experience that every Jeremy fits this description.

Dance Monkey Dance! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

My entire week this week was basically building up to the two presentations I did this morning, and though there's a little relief that it's all over, I won't be satisfied until I hand in my three essays. As of right now none have been written, but I still have some time before the first one is due. Not a lot of time, but some. Last night I dragged Tama and her sister to dance class

Reply to My Future Professions in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Though becoming a lesbian would be quite lucrative, I assure you Maxwell that Phantom's wang is the only wang I need.

Reply to Morgan Webb's A Hottie! in Movies & TV & Books JoeUser Forums

Brilliance!

My Future Professions in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Since course selection time has rolled around once again my paranoia about my future has resurfaced. Since all of the courses I seem to want to take fall under the category of "electives" I have decided that I will simply have to finish school and do what I can to survive. The following are some job possibilities for me in the future: Dog Breeder Salad Spinner Artist Professional BUtton Maker Wool Spinner Weaver Time Trav

You Inhale It Through Your Ears in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've been Lady Von Blogsalittle the past few days because frankly I am in the midst of the first of three hell weeks. Not good.But it's all right because I'm a virile woman. :o) The most recent blog-worthy event occured on Saturday night. Phantom and I went to an Aussie Floyd concert that was absolutely amazing. For the first half they played all of Darkside followed by an intermission, and selections from various other Pink Floyd albums.

Not for Babies! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'm taking a brief break from my current uber stress to blog. I have tons to write about, but I'm also typing this from under a huge pile of work that needs to get done. Literally what I look like right now is two hands poking out of a mass of text books and note books and papers frantically typing so I can get back to work as fast as possible. Despite all that, I've done a lot this week in terms of entertainment. Last night Bogina Janitor

Reply to The Hottest Pony Peasant Facist in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hey Peter, Didn't we all come to an agreement to stop this foolish argument oh say, about a week ago?? Thank you finally, maybe now you can leave Urban Faery's blog in peace. -Tama

Reply to With Sex You Get Fried Rice! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

I like your libido.

Reply to Leaving Phantom Hurts Like A Vat Of Scorn Poured Right On Me in Blogging JoeUser Forums

so why do you keep coming back?

Reply to Making Mouth Whoppi in Blogging JoeUser Forums

yeah the IP think really sucks... but smoochy... I like that. And we are moving in together... you'd better watch out camera man!