Sir Peter Maxwell

Reply to This Bitch Should Burn In Hell in Misc JoeUser Forums

This type of vile peasant should not be at the end of an Internet connection, but at the end of a hangman's noose!

Reply to Why do people feel the need to lie? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I have never told a lie in my life, I plan to continue this programme of honesty for the good of England and the empire!

Reply to Mad..so mad... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

All of you gays are like clones, you all write the same articles over and over again. Write something that doesn't concern you being a poofter and many people will read. I'm sure the fact that you are homosexual is not your one and only character trait?

Reply to How the Amreican Liberal is seen in Politics JoeUser Forums

Those damned Amreican Liberals.

Reply to Embrace your Inner Homo! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I hope I'm the first queer to reply to this article. I doubt it dear boy, the whole world seems to have gone poofter. So statistically the first person who replied to this article is a fan of Judy.

Reply to Fuck Art in Welcome JoeUser Forums

"I'd rather watch 25, $1000 an hour, hookers have an orgy for 2 hours. Or maybe just 5 $1000 an hour hookers have an orgy for 10 hours, as im not sure my peripheral vision is that good. Now thats "Fucking Art"." A poor first article. It didn't help that you rehashed an old Sir Peter Maxwell joke. By rehash I mean changing £ with $ of course. Do not worry dear boy, you will improve after you have been influenced by the Maxwellians. <B

Reply to So You’re Gay in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Most people are not in touch with their "heart", but rather in touch with their "conditioned mind". It must be a government conspiracy, I say that the government has been putting electronic implants in all babies since 1973. When activated, it makes them hate poofters.

Reply to The Death of Chivalry in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Everyone knows you are the very incarnation of romance and style. Yes, I am, along with a lot of many famous British writers and poets. I was talking with John Cleese the other day, and he commented that the only reason the Americans like Monty Python so much is because their own imaginations are so low

Reply to The Death of Chivalry in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I think it would drain an element of romance from the British. And lord knows they need every bit they can hold on to. If that was supposed to provoke me then you need to try harder. Your attempt at wit was a reasonable amateur effort, but very basic in my professional opinion. Now back on subj

Reply to The Death of Chivalry in Current Events JoeUser Forums

This is an affront to Britishness itself, and we have political correctness to blame. The evil dogma of political correctness must be stopped for the sake of the empire of England. I would hope they don't do away with it....I've always thought it was one of those really impressive titles to be awarded, you know? </T

Reply to All States Should Institute an Income Tax in Politics JoeUser Forums

Britain is renowned for having the fairest tax system in the world, and indeed representatives from our Inland Revenue travel around the world advising other governments. It is fair, but I still won't pay what I should, I have a highly skilled team of accountants to squeeze every last penny!

Reply to Blogging - The Magical Schoolbus! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Sir Peter - If you are Mr Burns... who is Smithers? In my version Smithers will become Miss Yolande Smithers, a rather attractive black hooker with supple breasts.

Reply to Ann Coulter: Michael Moore of the Right? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

ugh @ that visual. A pornographer once offered me £2, 000, 000 for intimate snaps of Princess Diana and I. I turned the chap down of course, as the sight of my manhood in a magazine would doubtlessly cause me to be stalked by millions of women all over Britain!

Reply to Ann Coulter: Michael Moore of the Right? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I must say that this lady is very attractive, and highly mount-worthy. I may decide to track her down and mount her!

Reply to Madpoet in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Good show Brandon

Reply to Blogging - The Magical Schoolbus! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

That would make me the Mr Burns chap.

Reply to Madpoet in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I decided to stay, and even try and dethrown SPM as the most entertaining writer here. Let's not get carried away dear boy.

Reply to Floozie is bored in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Her neck. Vampire are you dear boy?

Reply to the man responsible for my existence on JU in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

It seems hard to believe that the chats are not one-sided. Young Marriane is like a daughter to me, how dare you suggest she talks about herself constantly! You do not even know her!

Reply to Negrodamus in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Hello Negrodamus. Welcome!

Reply to Introducing..... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Hello Adventure Dude, You have a tremendous wife in Kayles and I extend a warm welcome to your good self.

Reply to Why we distrust our politicians so much in Politics JoeUser Forums

The music is really not a nice touch, but keep fighting the good fight in that most Maxwellian of fashions.

Reply to The life cycle of a net community in Websites JoeUser Forums

I go out to other sites, other blog sites, etc. Why not fill in a Sir Peter contact form at sirpetermaxwell.com? I shall be happy to link to some of your articles dear boy. Link

Reply to The life cycle of a net community in Websites JoeUser Forums

Sir Peter has admitted to being extremely popular, with a myriad of supporters always offering to lend their support and show their dedication by commenting on his blog. This is right, a small grouping of pathetic sexually frustrated housewives have bullied JoeUsers into following their idiotic doctrine

Reply to The life cycle of a net community in Websites JoeUser Forums

to climb the ranks in these blogs, you have to work hard at it. On the contrary a small dedicated clique can easily manipulate the rankings. I did it myself when I first made my controversial entrance here.