Sir Peter Maxwell

Reply to The life cycle of a net community in Websites JoeUser Forums

"Stage 3: Melodrama. Some of the regulars, now using terms like "Old guard" or "Founders" or "Old timers" or other terms to convey that they've been part of the community for longer than others, begin to write about the lack of manners, civility, decency, etc. of many of the newcomers. Various melodramatic posts/articles are written about how everything is falling apart." I hope that JoeUser never reaches this stage dear boy.

Reply to the booby and the beast in Welcome JoeUser Forums

A wondeful first blog, thank goodness I brought you here.

Reply to Know your Enemy in International JoeUser Forums

mmm thats good.... I will be plagiarizing *that* later Sir Peter.... You may quote me old chap, no plagarism.

Reply to Your What Hurts? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Perhaps in the US it is anti social, even illegal, to utter a cruel word about Israels behavoiur I swear that some people on this site actually believe that it is illegal to express your opinion.

Reply to Best and worst month ever! in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

You should employ a peasant to help you with your duties.

Reply to Why is Ju my favorite place? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Thank you for your kind words dear girl, we Maxwellians must stick together as the world becomes ever more chaotic. We are a fraternity of freedom lovers.

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPT. CORNBREAD!! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

May Brandon have a very Maxwellian birthday indeed.

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The argument is over, it has degenerated into petty insults which will go on for ever so I will walk away from this discussion for the good of everyone involved. I know karmagirl is a fair person and is obviously warning everybody involved in this little squabble and not just me as that would be a terrible thing to do.

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

we just dispute the existence of anyone named Sir Peter Maxwell, living in the location where you claim to live..... Until you can provide conclusive proof I think my friends, family and my public can be forgiven for referring to me as Sir Peter Maxwell the English billionaire from Gloucestershire. </fo

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Looking back over this thread, i think the irrational one is obvious. HInt: it aint me. I will give you an example of you irrationality. Because Gene had written an article which was clearly a sign of distress, you expected numerous comments from Sir Peter Maxwell. When they didn't come you came to the

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Its been sitting there for over 5 hours. Thats FIVE hours without a comment, while his "good friend" pete is on this thread making death threats because i joked about his penis size. Gene and I converse privately since it is impossible to have a rational discussion ANYWHERE on this site.

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

As I said to you at the time there is NO high tech crime unit in Gloucestershire. There is a National High Tech Crime Unit but no such thing exists in Glocestershire so I am not sure who you reported me to. Perhaps they created one to specifically deal with my blog entries, since they are proven to increase domestic violence in British households by nearly 85pc. Please spare me the drama, my blogs do not promote domestic violence, and I will

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Where? I said the world would be better if you people like you were dead not that I planned to kill you, you are getting paranoid you silly girl. But I am impressed that in the 15 minutes since I posted that comment you have telephoned both Scotland Yard and Interpol and managed to persuade them to reveal information on a private individual totally going against all rules governing police procedure, bloody tremendous effort. <BR

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

So you are under the impression you can telephone Scotland Yard or Interpol and ask for the private files held on a citizen are you? Silly girl

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If you think everything I do is for the purpose of role playing then you have obviously not fully understood Sir Peter Maxwell. Not to worry you silly girl, not everyone can grasp the complexity and different levels of my articles.

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

my Husband. The difference being that: a) He is a real person.b) His intellectual capacity dwarfs that of peteys.c) Im sure He has a larger penis, too. This is just utter nonsense, again I will tell you to stop implying that I do not exist because you do not have any evidence to the contrary. I take t

Reply to When "Mom" is Away the Kids Burn Down the JU House in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Jill, the war is nearly over and the Maxwellians are victorious. We have successfully isolated the morons down to two bitter spinsters. Peace will shortly return with the new order fully in place. God bless you all

Reply to The Canaries Are Dying in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Here Here

Reply to The Diversity in the Top 10 in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Good article young man, I will use your mini review on my testimonial page Link

Reply to The Canaries Are Dying in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No Dharma I was actually referring to you and your collection of bitter housewife friends, or "cyber sisters" as you call them.... more like a coven!

Reply to The Canaries Are Dying in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No one will "take over" whether you class them as a lunatic or not. Brad Wardell owns the website and a few idiots overestimating their importance to this website and writing endless articles about how toxic joeuser has supposedly become will change that. I order everyone to start writing actual articles and stop bloody moaning. This is a blogging website not the United Nations. I'm not

Reply to Pete Maxwell in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Little Whip your obsession with letting everyone know you don't like me is becoming tiresome to say the least, I seem to have caused much distress in your cosy little faction, scared that the free ride is over are you? I would say this to you and to anyone else who is claims to be anti Maxwell... If you don't like my blogs or find me "boring" then that is fine, but stop following me around. If you

Reply to Don't shoot the alter ego! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

we all know there are politically correct and incorrect things to say, and we all know that we can be judged severely by making such comments. This has never really bothered me at all, political correctness is the most evil dogma the world has ever known.

Reply to Pete Maxwell in Blogging JoeUser Forums

If I could give a new reader one tip it would be to look for the meaning behind the Maxwell words.

Reply to The Canaries Are Dying in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Fighting the good fight doesn't necessarily mean one has to stoop to the enemy's level To achieve victory you must be prepared to stoop to whatever level necessary, war is not a noble thing.