Sir Peter Maxwell

Reply to Dharma Appreciation Day! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Great blogging

Reply to Friends, strange creatures in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I just want everybody to know how cool I am You are just making a vile peasant of yourself.

Reply to A brief justification of the Iraq Invasion in Politics JoeUser Forums

Pete, you are a legend in your own mind, not mine. Well no one cares about your inferior mind you stupid, pathetic, disgusting, vile, horrid, intolerable little peasant piece of filth!

Reply to Know your Enemy in International JoeUser Forums

When you are a hammer everything looks like a nail? Then let us nail, for only the hammer can release the nail once it is nailed.

Reply to Michael Moore propaganda continues... in Republican JoeUser Forums

I am glad to see that you read the British press Brad, you are becoming more Maxwellian by the day. This Michael Moore chap is a fat whining moron, I think it is commendable that George can warn the world about terrorist killers, and then turn around to whack out a few drives on the course. It shows how unfazed he is is by terrorism. "Now watch this drive" I believe George says after speaking to the press, absolutely splendid.

Reply to A brief justification of the Iraq Invasion in Politics JoeUser Forums

We're all equal online. Not in my case, I am superior whether face to face with a peasant or online!

Reply to A brief justification of the Iraq Invasion in Politics JoeUser Forums

Paul (a.k.a 'Solitair'), address me by my correct title of Sir Peter. I gave up being just Peter over a decade ago when I was knighted.

Reply to 7. I'm HERE!!! - My First Day in London in Life Journals Stardock Forums

"man, I gotta get used to these keyboards. The @ symbol is where " should be and the " is above the #2. And it's got a £ above #3. Tee Hee!" The wonders of British keyboards! Welcome to England dear girl.

Reply to Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum in Travel Stardock Forums

"I saw a fascinating exhibit of Winston Churchill's paintings there once. The old chap was a very good artist." Winston loved to paint, I remember asking him as a young man what he loved most, he replied "Pigs and painting, Peter". Splendid.

Reply to It's my 21st, yay! in Misc JoeUser Forums

Now you can drink... lol! In Britain the legal age to drink is 18. Remember, we are not all American, thank goodness.

Reply to Terrorist take U.S. Women and Children Hostage.... in Misc Stardock Forums

I would personally organise a crack team of SAS hitmen to rescue the hostages, commanded by myself of course. We wouldn't need those bloody Navy Seals fellows, they would just get in the way. I would use my experience of SAS generalship to save the women and children, I would then become even more of a cult figure than I am now.

Reply to A brief justification of the Iraq Invasion in Politics JoeUser Forums

Usually people I talk to that oppose the Iraq war call Arafat a diplomat and sucide bombers "freedom fighters" as well. This is why sensible people must disregard pathetic anti-war protesters and remind ourselves that we act in the best interests of everyone that knows decency, honour, and freedom. It i

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Maxwellian returns for your birthday Sally. I cannot believe that on Sunday you will be twenty-one years old and still not married. This must be very worrying for your father, the time has come to find a suitable husband and do your duty as a woman.

Reply to A brief justification of the Iraq Invasion in Politics JoeUser Forums

Can we please stop pretending the war in Iraq was to do with terrorists. It wasn't, so don't weaken the arguement by suggesting it was. The war always has been, and continues to be about terrorism. Saddam Hussein was a terrorist, he has a very impressive CV as a terrorist. He terrorised the middle east,

Reply to The British And Iraq in International JoeUser Forums

The British are undoubtedly a war-like people. A depressingly high number of them like to wallow in nostalgia for a bygone age when Britania ruled the waves Brittannia does rule the waves, and consequently we shall never be slaves. Long live the British Empire, the greatest empire the world has e

Reply to A brief justification of the Iraq Invasion in Politics Stardock Forums

"Anti-war" campaigners can whine all they wish. The fact is that they are powerless, they didn't stop the war, they cannot stop the occupation, they have no means to appease terrorists. I think that most rational people can see that an aggressive policy on the part of the US and UK is much safer than a non-aggressive one. Terrorists want to kill us, that is a fact, if we were to simply sit back and not attack any of the terrorists they would

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2) How do we view ourselves?As future billionairres Future billionaires?

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You must be very ugly if you are the girlfriend of "Imajinit". Let's hope that he doesn't get shot, that would be terrible for the boy. Sir Peter James Henry Maxwell IV

Reply to The self-dehumanization of the middle east in Current Events JoeUser Forums

So, take the largest killing machine in the world, and scare it until it is disraught. Gosh. How's that for smart? Bin Laden has killed more Muslims than he has 'decadent Westerners', the Western (especially American) defence mechanism has gone into overdrive.

Reply to Photo of my baby niece! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Want me to knit you a beanie hat too, Greywar? I would you like for you to knit a jumper with my image on it it, I would then auction it on my website. 1% of the proceeds would go to charity with a 0.5% administration charge to be taken from that figure. What do you say?

Reply to Cleaning up the middle east in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Brad is a nice guy, but "YEAH??? Too Bad. Shoulda Stayed Home Idiot!" and "Another Dead American - Effects Of The War In Iraq" is some of the most offensive stuff I have read at JU, and I would ban his ass on principle for the "pootang" stuff. I feel that this cannot be overlooked also, this article is

Reply to Yet Again Blair talks Eurobullshit in Politics JoeUser Forums

Uk makes the EU heavier. The EU cannot survive without Britain, our economy is too strong to be passed over by the megalomaniac Europeans.

Reply to The New English Sensation in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

I read your post's title and thought that it was about that New England sensation John Kerry. Or maybe about Conneticut Governor John Rowland's new job as fry cook at the local McDonalds. It is about something much more important, football.

Reply to No God Please, We're European in International JoeUser Forums

After all, what is Europe doing but emulating America Why would Europe want to emulate a country with the highest rates of heart disease and murder in the world? America is an advertisement for stupidity, wastefulness and mis-management. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#F

Reply to Another Dead American - Effects Of The War In Iraq in Current Events JoeUser Forums

he probably cheered when the US tore down Hussein's statue. As were the Iraqis that watched it tumble. Cheering the downfall of Saddam Hussein is a bad thing in your eyes? You are obviously a person of very low intelligence.