Are you disappointed you will never become a Bishop Marvin?
Sir Peter Maxwell
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Hello dear boy, welcome back to Maxwell Blogs
"my only ideology is capitalism" Tremendous ideology to have dear boy, I will be writing an article on my capitalist philosophy and i will allow you to feature it, jolly good show old egg.
You must treat peasants as if they are cattle for them to work productively.
I think they should replace the Featured Articles with Sir Peter Maxwell Articles. Karmagirl please address this important issue as soon as possible
"but i have no idea who Thierry Henry is!" He is the greatest football player in the world old chap, He plays for Arsenal Football Club who i happen to be a shareholder in. Terrible polite young chap, he has always addressed me as Sir Maxwell when i am mingling in the players lounge after a game.
Who is this Eminem chap then?
"I mean, you have Dan here, who hasn't quite figured out the hypocrisy in calling himself Buddha, whom created a fake name, said nasty things, got caught, and now posts "Brad is a God" type crap whenever possible to try and make up for it" Very good point, that is the first time a woman has made me laugh in years. I too have noticed Dan's new found admiration for Brad Wardell, Brad slapped the boy down saying he was only 17 and had no i
Why do so many Catholic priests bugger young boys? This problem seems to involve a disproportionate number of Catholic Priests.
Welcome to Joeuser old chap Sir Peter Maxwell
Most people pursue happiness, money brings happiness and so it is only right and true to ruthlessly pursue wealth.
What a splendid fax machine. Brad I would like to know why my articles never appear in the 'Featured JoeUser Articles' colunm. I don't see why they shouldn't be as we are brothers in arms now, I am most widely read dear boy.
Why is being a cold hearted cynic so frowned upon? Look where it has gotten me!
I have never been called a nice guy before, i'm not sure it's good for my image but thankyou anyway dear girl
What a foolish maxim.
If you never feel anything for anyone then you will never be hurt young lady.
Well you can't really fear someone over the Internet, even the mighty Sir Peter Maxwell so i changed it to hated
Madpoet you should not worry what a few people say to you on the Internet, It is better to be hated than loved old chap.
I meant run a book on it as in a taking bets on it, maybe its not a phrase used in America?
No problem Cornbread, i must say that you are a fine example to all young men from a less noble background shall we say, you will make a fine soldier one day dear boy
None of my wives have been prostitutes, my first wife was from a very wealthy and noble family, my second and third wives were internet bribes from third world countries old chap. If you get a poor wife she is easier to control as she relies on you for even the most basic of things such as food, hence she will be very obedient.
I'd like to see all of you ladies settle this argument by wrestling naked, i will run a book on it and more than likely make a profit.
One day you will be a very rich man Muggaz, as will Cornbread if he continues to learn from me. Jolly good show
Is this really all necessary? How crude.