Sir Peter Maxwell

Reply to Trinitie's Leaving Joeuser in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

I see that you have starting posting again. Welcome back.

Reply to Am I too competitive? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

How the bloody hell could a ping pong ball take someone's eye out?

Reply to C.C.'s New Collegiate Dictionary in Humor JoeUser Forums

Mounting - Simple copulation in a forceful manner, commonly used by British billionaire Sir Peter Maxwell to indicate his desire for sexual intercourse with a female.

Reply to Urban Myths - How to have sex with complete strangers! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Please explain further, these people have blue teeth? What a strange bunch they are.

Reply to Jumping to conclusions in Iraq in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Pictures have emerged in the British press of soldiers from the Queen's Lancaster Regiment urinating on Iraqi thieves and hitting them in the groin with the less dangerous end of a rifle. These aren't soldiers, they are rapacious thieves, a little maltreatment is good for all concerned. May God bless the British Army!

Reply to Am I too competitive? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Brad, is that Ryan 2002 or little Alex 2002? What a charming picture in all seriousness, you are a dedicated father by the look of things, teaching your boy how to play table tennis at such a young age, or do you Americans call it bat ball?

Reply to Time to leave Iraq? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

As usual I am correct, they do not have political loyalties, only tribal ones.

Reply to Time to leave Iraq? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"If they put up another thug that helps terrorists and puts together a WMD program, we reserve the right to come in and replace him too." This is the kind of attitude that has made Americans so universally distrusted. Frankly, only a fool would seriously think that we could sweep Saddam aside and build a democratic state similar to the British system of goverment. If the Iraqis are taken over by another Saddam, then next time we

Reply to So, you wanna be predjudice eh? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"Funny that the Gloucestershire Police had never heard of you when your site was reported to their High Tech Crime Unit...hmm...you'd think they'd know someone as noble as Sir Peter Maxwell" Haha, some of you people really are pathetic, is that supposed to scare me? Firstly Gloucestershire Police don't have a "high tech crime unit" If any high tech crime was committed it would be

Reply to So, you wanna be predjudice eh? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

You have double standards which is in fact more sexist that anything i ever say, why do i deserve to be locked up in prison for the rest of my life for slapping my ex wife but it is perfectly fine for her to have slapped me.

Reply to So, you wanna be predjudice eh? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Shadesofgrey i don't think a man slapping his wife during an argument is domestic violence! When my first wife found out i had sexual intercourse with both her sister and mother she slapped me, was that domestic violence? Was i an abused husband?

Reply to Regrets in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Yes you are doing well dear girl, you are a better writer than i thought you would be. I have made a link from my blog to yours Sally, that should ensure you a few hundred thousand visitors over the next few days. (i'm doing this in the hope you will allow me to mount you once again)

Reply to So, you wanna be predjudice eh? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"Will all due respect, if you are real, you deserve to be locked up in prison for the rest of your life" What crime have i committed that warrants life imprisonment? If i were a peasant then i would possibly be arrested (at most) for slapping my late wife but as i am so rich i can act with impunity. I run my family and my empire as if i were Caesar himself. In answer to your question - I couldn't care less what you think, as i

Reply to So, you wanna be predjudice eh? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

If you don't read my articles, why are you complaining? Do you seek to censor me? Are you jealous? Are you that petty you seriously care what i write about? Are you scared other people might enjoy my life story?

Reply to So, you wanna be predjudice eh? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"I don't find the majority of his stuff amusing at all--stories about beating your wife into submission and firing peasants for no good reason (and then asking how they should be physically punished) just don't bring a smile to my face" By the way shadesofgrey, thank you for the wonderful quote i have included it in the testimonials section of www.sirpetermaxwell.com Link my fans wi

Reply to So, you wanna be predjudice eh? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Bloody hell woman, if my articles offend you then why the devil do you read them? If you do not wish to be offended by tales of my life then it really is very simple to not visit my blog, but i know you will visit again. The type of people who are most vocal in their criticisms of me seem to know an awful lot about me. You must know you will offend but you still read all of my articles and then complain you are offended, No one forces you to r

Reply to Religions If you dont mind in Religion JoeUser Forums

I am a devout English Protestant, I have witnesssed miracles and I believe that Jesus will one day return to earth in the form of a human male.

Reply to Regrets in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Good article Sally, I didn't read it or anything but jolly good all the same. But seriously I am reading all of your articles as you are my protégé on joeuser, so I wish to offer you encouragement to continue in this fashion.

Reply to Don't antagonize the admins in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

To the best of my knowledge (which is considerable) the main two cliques are centred around Sir Peter Maxwell and Brad Wardell

Reply to Don't antagonize the admins in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Maybe i am a cynic but Tractormansavestheday is Dan's father, is this praise of Brad Wardell genuine in light of Dan's recent behaviour?

Reply to My Passion for JoeUser in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"Don't listen to that prick JeremyG" Couldn't have said it better myself old chap.

Reply to 10 Reasons to Blog at JU in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"1. Because, while writing is fun, it's interesting to see what other writers write about, too" I know I'm a genius but please refrain from copying my ideas, The number 1 reason to blog at joeuser is Sir Peter Maxwell not some wishy washy notion of "fun"

Reply to My 2 Cents About Blogs in Blogging JoeUser Forums

My blog isn't a house it's a mansion!

Reply to So, you wanna be predjudice eh? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

"At one point, he listed the companies that had him on the board of directors--someone, I think it was Karmagirl or JillUser, looked them up and he wasn't even mentioned" That is totally false for a start, i listed companies in which i am a Shareholder, do you have to lie to make your point? You can read this for yourselves by clicking this Link <

Reply to My Passion for JoeUser in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Muggaz don't worry too much about the featured articles, they are not that important, i rarely look at them old chap. When i am looking at joeuser i scan the recent articles and forum posts which i imagine the majority of people do