Sir Peter Maxwell

Reply to YAHOO x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Two boys and a girl is a good mix old chap, you are in great company as I have the same mixture in my family.

Reply to Outrage in Current Events JoeUser Forums

It is a vicious circle from now on (as it has been for a while). They hate the Americans for abusing the prisoners so they behead that chap, the Americans hate them for beheading him so they hit back etc etc

Reply to C.C.'s New Collegiate Dictionary in Humor JoeUser Forums

Poofter - British term for a homosexual man, for example "look at those two poofters in the pink t-shirts kissing"

Reply to Beginnings and endings on death row. in Misc JoeUser Forums

If i ever get to heaven and i am sharing it with rapists and child molesters then i will ask God to send me to hell.

Reply to Females of JU - I need your advice! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Muggaz i think you should attempt to mount her old boy, do not concern yourself about her boyfriend as taking another mans woman is the mark of a true man.

Reply to 221 in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Dear boy you shouldn't give out your home address on the Internet, imagine if a Brazilian poofter read that and turned up on your doorstep!

Reply to Funny but very Wrong Joke! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Satirical, humorous, and a form of political commentary. Very well done Muggaz.

Reply to Camshow Tonight in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Hello Sammy dear girl. You look like a rather attractive filly! I would like to invite you to stay with me at my Gloucestershire estate?

Reply to No good very bad day in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Take the money and run old boy, but make sure the company that you are dealing with clearly states that they are responsible for any actions which have the potential to aggrieve customers. I am sure you will be able to identify any negative parts of their proposed plans for the project. Once you have, make sure someone else is accountable!

Reply to Other Blog Sites? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Yes Brad, JoeUser is a wonderland of democratic thought! Thoroughly British!

Reply to No Replies, NONE! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Luckily I never have the problem of no posts. Perhaps because I am so interesting and funny.

Reply to Points systems, blogging and ants... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I have written an article concerning bees and blogging, why not have a look dear boy? I used to be quite an entomological enthusiast.

Reply to My boy and my cars in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I think you are smearing Ryan 2002 with the label of a potential psychopath. Forshame. Hopefully Brad will raise his boy like I have raised my son and heir Edward, into a ruthless businessman.

Reply to A tale of a Rampant Rabbit! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Female sexual pleasure is highlighted immensely in society, I don't know why you think the broad mass of peasants are coy about it.

Reply to Points systems, blogging and ants... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Welcome back Jepel, the way you have correlated popularity on JU with ant activity is truly revolutionary. They must be educating you marvellously at that university you attend in the city of Leicester.

Reply to You all have a store in Art JoeUser Forums

It seems I have developed a reputation as a purveyor of smut. But I certainly could run a gentlemen's club or a high class brothel, i have been in enough of the them!

Reply to My Imagination Needs To Go To Time Out! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

"Yeah it does suck getting picked on by upperclassmen" Thank you for calling me upper class but i wasn't picking on the boy, I was just joshing dear girl.

Reply to A General Worthy Of The Title And Respect in International JoeUser Forums

Are you voicing your support of vile communism dear boy?

Reply to HOW TO BE HAPPY IF YOU'RE ME in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Different things make different people happy, this is what you seem to rather confused about. Some people, like MadPoet, are manic depressives and have periods of elation followed by periods of deep melancholy. I made MadPoet a better, happier person by just acknowledging him!

Reply to Is Prison Inhumane? in Politics JoeUser Forums

What a marvellous idea Brad, could we not also hang prisoners in shopping centres to serve as a warning to the peasants not to commit crimes?

Reply to Is Prison Inhumane? in Politics JoeUser Forums

If you care at all about humanity, then please, write to your local congressman and demand that all prisons be destroyed! If you cared about humanity, you would realise that the victims of crime deserve more compassion than the perpertrators. Quite frankly, many prisoners are beyond 'rehabilitation' and

Reply to I'll never be the same again in Humor JoeUser Forums

I wear speedos when i go swimming, but then again the only people who will see me are my wench servants as they are feeding me grapes whilst i am drying off after the swim.

Reply to Developers vs. Publishers in Misc Games JoeUser Forums

Brad i have an idea for a computer game that you may be interested in developing. The game would be based on my life. It would allow the average person to role-play the part of Sir Peter Maxwell, for example they could experience the euphoria of firing a peasant. I have some other ideas and a script prepared old chap. Let us go forth and profit from my fans dear boy.

Reply to It all caught up to me in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Hello Muggaz old chap I am glad that Linas enjoyed the song, the show has been downloaded over 50'000 times so far. Get well soon dear boy

Reply to My Imagination Needs To Go To Time Out! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

No has to know dear boy, I am a devout English Protestant, but this doesn't stop me rogering fillies left right and centre!