Sir Peter Maxwell

Reply to I've been blacklisted! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Bluedev - I didn't blacklist you because you are an offensive person, I did it because you seem to be missing the point of the show - It is not about amazing production qualities, it is merely a bit of fun. It is not personal, it is more that I am annoyed at how some of my articles descend into negativity and insults which is terribly boring for myself and anyone reading. But maybe I was harsh in your case as I was in a bad mood, I have removed you fro

Reply to Brad's list of failed pick up lines in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Here's one you should try with the ladies--- "Who would you most like to sack/kill, they will be sacked/killed by the morning".

Reply to I am new to this blogging thing. in Religion JoeUser Forums

Beware of peasants bearing gifts would be my advice to you old boy.

Reply to No More in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Good show old chap.... Bugger off and good day to you my fellow!

Reply to The Perfect Woman is.... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Actually shes right Petey Wetey If i called you Canny Banny would that be witty?

Reply to The Perfect Woman is.... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Would you honestly have intercourse with an ugly man (maybe even a man with a deformed face) if he had a great personality and was very funny? Admit to yourself that looks are important. If that makes you shallow then surely shallow is a good thing to be?

Reply to The Perfect Woman is.... in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

personality, intelligence and humour are the most important three. That is a blatant lie. Whatever any of you claim the first thing you decide on is whether you find someone attractive or not. For example I once me

Reply to Dhrma,Dan,Anne,Trin Mug,Imjint,Mack,Brad Cpt,SP,Jil,Poet,Tod in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

The dominant force in my personality by a long way is Choleric followed by Sanguine as runner up in all categories. It seems that you and I have the same personality Sarah, you must be a very proud young lady.

Reply to Adventures With Capt. B-Lo in Travel JoeUser Forums

Brandon old boy, I hope your website will display the banners linking to www.sirpetermaxwell.com.

Reply to New York, 2008, nuclear terrorism in Politics JoeUser Forums

becuase of one mans actions...they went and carpet bombed an entire nation into the ground One man? That was a very stupid thing to say, the remarks of a peasant. If only one man threatened the West I think he could be killed with hasty vigour and the whole issue would be done with. We face networks of

Reply to New York, 2008, nuclear terrorism in Politics JoeUser Forums

if we were the dominant in politics there wouldnt be half this crap going on....the world would be a happier more peaceful place to live, This is a falsehood, when a nation is directly threatened human nature takes over, not political nature. A neutralised right wing is no more war mongering than a neut

Reply to Acceptance in Misc JoeUser Forums

I prayed for you in the Maxwell chapel old girl. May God bless your plight.

Reply to Iraq: Let's hear it for the US and British troops! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

The emipre, I remember it well... No you do not, your information comes from despicable left wing sources that try to teach modern British folk that we should be ashamed of our history. Our empire had negative sectors of course, as all empires have had, it is the nature of a large empire that certain ro

Reply to Do you know who Jesus is? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Where are you from Kingbee?

Reply to Iraq: Let's hear it for the US and British troops! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Good show old boy! Let us raise a toast to our brave British troops in Iraq. Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the waves, Britons never will be slaves!

Reply to Do you know who Jesus is? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well on the whole peasants are poorly educated so they are likely to vote for extremist parties such as the British National Party. Educated people such as myself see that these people are playing on the gutter instincts of the working classes in the hope of gaining extra votes. So you see, some opinions are not as valid as others.

Reply to Do you know who Jesus is? in Misc JoeUser Forums

No i do not, if we gave the peasants even more freedom of speech then the world would be a shambles.

Reply to Do you know who Jesus is? in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'm jesus Sally, delete this man's blasphemy!

Reply to Do you know who Jesus is? in Misc JoeUser Forums

Perhaps you should come to pray privately at the Maxwell chapel. Then who knows what could happen Sally!

Reply to Denied? in Misc JoeUser Forums

If you ever manage to get to England you will come and stay at my estate in Gloucestershire. We will have a wonderful time, perhaps you could talk some sense into my daughter, whilst David and I mount some expensive hookers!

Reply to SNL Should Learn From Monty Python in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Alot of the Python works have been edited by me, most notably The Life of Brian. I keep in close contact with the chaps, especially Terry Jones. I also helped Terry on his BBC2 series 'Terry Jones's Medieval Lives' as I am quite the historian!

Reply to Where Do You Enter JoeUser? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I always enter the site at my page, becuase quite frankly it is the best hive on JoeUser.

Reply to A call to the top 24 bloggers in Blogging JoeUser Forums

While you are reading this Dan, I will warn you to stop sending me the abusive emails and leaving comments on my blog. I know for a fact it is you, I don't want to have to take it further so I am giving you fair warning. I think it is rather sad that you have been banned and humiliated but you still prowl around here leaving your childish comments, using a thesaurus doesn't make your point intelligent it merely gives the impression of intellig

Reply to Retroactive Personal Justice in Sex & Romance JoeUser Forums

Like I said, I'm a nerd. It is wondeful that minority groupings can feel pride at being different. Many years ago they would have faced unrelenting bigotry, God bless the British Empire for creating freedom!

Reply to A call to the top 24 bloggers in Blogging JoeUser Forums

We have been conversing by E-mail so I think you know that you have my official sanction. Again, I would request that you make it well known that your liege lord provided space for your Excel file. I also give you authority to mention the other bloggers in your list, I will be your buffer blogger, if they object they can deal with me. They are no match for me Jepel.