Sir Peter Maxwell

Sir Peter Maxwell

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There have always been extremists who attempt to disrupt progress and the will of decency, we the British have most certainly experienced it, once controlling the largest empire the world has ever seen. They will act regardless of whether a nation state endorses them because they are motivated by that most vile of human characteristics, that is, hatred.

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I have advocated having them shot for a long time but I am branded an extremist. England is not the cosy little place full of green fields and quaint little villages that some foreigners believe it to be, It is a place where criminals and street urchins run riot. We need Margaret Thatcher back in Downing Street to clamp down on the peasants.

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I couldn't agree with you more dear girl, the parents of these unruly children laugh when their child misbehaves as if he or she has done something to make them proud. When I was a boy my father would have severely disciplined me if I was rude to anyone, especially in public!

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My homeland used to be wonderful old chap, I'm sad to say that it has been taken over by hooligans and criminals. It is a great shame. I might buy a tropical island somewhere and live in isolation.

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Children in England are being dragged up not brought up by their brain dead illiterate peasant parents. This type of poor behaviour is just the tip of the iceberg in our god forsaken country. In ideal world you would have been allowed to flog this child to correct it's poor behaviour.

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Act like you don't care and pull away from him, If he has romantic intentions towards you he will respond by chasing you. If he does nothing then at least you will now that he never intended to mount you. This will work i guarantee, I am a psychological expert.

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I would rather mount than kiss. "Oh, and did you know that the average human being will spend two full weeks of his or her life kissing?" What about a handsome English billionaire?

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I cannot tell whether this is meant to be satire, which is a little dry, or just a moan about life, which is a little dry. Try harder you raving idiot.

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Maybe you should concentrate on writing something half decent instead using my name in a childish attempt at getting comments. As I have said to you before calling me "Petey Wetey" isn't exactly ground breaking wit, it is even more surprising now that I learn your ambition is to be a comedian. I recommend you take a look at the top 10 blog sites, I see my name there so your suggestion that the name

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I'm flattered, Sir Peter, unfortunately I don't screw with virgins I know I have a messiah complex but even I couldn't have three children without forceful copulation.

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It sounds like he might unblacklist you though... either that or he'll piss off and blacklist enough people that he'll end up with no fans Fans come and they go, there is a constant supply. Blacklisting a few people who leave abusive comments will hardly make me unpopular so it's wishful thinking on you

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Regardless of whether your son wants to ride a bicycle you must force him to. He will never respect or obey you if you give in Brad. Be a family General and keep your troops in line. Issue your orders and implement a rigid regiment.

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It is an affront to the English language that Americans actually claim to speak 'English'. What particularly annoys me is when British people adopt the language of America. Phrases which particularly annoy me include; "Can I get a coffee/doughnut etc..." No you may not get one, if you were getting it then you wouldn't need to ask would you? I also dislike the use of the word "guy" instead of chap, or as the peasants might say "bloke". The way in which

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Welcome to JoeUser young man, I am your lord Sir Peter James Henry Maxwell IV. I hope you enjoyed your first comment!

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That is the type of stupidity that I am growing to hate, Edmund writes an article and all someone can think of to say is that he is grammatically wrong. Bloody fools! Looks do matter; I have no interest in pretending to find ugly or fat women attractive just because it

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