I will bring an M1A2 Abrams Tank, and fire off the .50 Calibur Machine Gun from the turret. You will never get that through customs dear boy, regardless you are showing typical peasant cowardice by not accepting the duel. I have a horse and a suit of armour I can sell to you before we do battle?
This English Knight challenges you to a duel on horseback, at which I am particularly skilled.
I will use glock to hand combat Any coward can fire a gun, act like a man and duel with me. You will fall on the field at the mercy of my lance.
Petey Maxunwell, Leave the comedy to me old chap!
Good thing I wasn't born in (or presently residing in) England, or right now your arse would be having an appointment with my boot You would need to get past my security team first, I was an SAS General you know, I am deft at hand to hand combat.
Next I will hear how Elvis Presley was born in England Elvis was a bloated fatty, he was surely American.
I wonder what she'd say to me if I was a person of color or Jewish. Sir Peter, thank you! I dread to think my dear, I would never speak ill of a Jewish person.
I speak to you in such a fashion for I am not English, nor will I bow to your English supposed superiority. The world is merely an extension of England, so your are bound by English laws and customs.
That is something I can't stand, because you are born noble, does not make you noble, and that's the bottom line because ShoZan typed so. A leathery peasant has absolutely no possibility of becoming noble, God selects nobility and gives them land and property. It is written in the Bible and is God's wil
Without England Without England, the world would be run by savages and good Christian men would be slaughtered like pigs. "Get off your noble arse, and be noble don't act noble, and I am not talking social classes here." How dare you speak to me in such a fashion?! I act superi
Sally.............if you support kerry over bush, then you have no moral values. bush is far from perfect, but he at least acknowledges decent moral values. the only values kerry and the democrats support are tolerance of evil. Whoever the Yanks vote for, Sir Peter Maxwell will still be your leader. </f
Americans make alot of coarse noise about how great and powerful their Presidents are, but in fact, Mr Blair dominates Mr Bush. It is well known in Whitehall that I dominate Mr Blair so in reality I am the 44th President of the United States. How do you like your leader?
And who liberated Quwait from the Bathists? British troops were not there? If this is the kind of 'alliance' that Yanks can offer us then they can waste their own money and reputation the next time they want to bomb the sense out of a rat infested Arab country.
The bitterness of jelousy that virtually drips from your pores ultimately rot your own flesh. Why would England and St George be jealous? The new crusade is lead by England, our SAS boys have bailed your stupid troops out in Iraq on numerous occassions. If your leaders had not been so gutless in the fi
America is the future, like it or not. America is not built for the future at all, the future is Europe, Japan, India, China. The power of the US is already in decline, and as the younger generations of America begin to become the generation of power, they will receive a hearty slap in the face.
As my father once told me - A man cannot learn to love unless he is capable of hate. My father was a wise man.
I agree that Autumn is the best season of the year, when the leaves fall on my Gloucestershire estate, I am reminded how wonderful it is to be an Englishman.
Please excuse me once more "Sir Peter". Your attitude is "exactly" why America should "not" care what the rest of the world thinks. Why would the greatest man since Jesus Christ care what a vile little American peasant thinks of him? My social superiority outweighs the inflated egos of a bunch a inbred
How many Dictatorships has your nation turned into Democracies? Britain stopped the greatest threat to democracy the world has ever known, Nazism, and contrary to what most American historians will tell you America did not "save Britain's ass in WW2" we did all the gritty fighting until the Yanks realis
Gee isn't it funny how everyone likes to knock America until the poo hits the fan and then its, "Oh please come save our bacon!" "We are under attack, please liberate our nation" Bla bla bla. Strange, I have never seen any country ask America to attack them. Maybe what you are talking about happe
Thanks for the extra points! When can I expect to hear from your friends? Nothing of any merit, they are all as foolish as she is. I am glad you are sticking up for yourself Anne, well done!
Janders if you are having trouble conceiving then I would be willing to donate sperm, well not strictly donate as there would be a charge of $50,000. Your child would be guaranteed to have the Maxwell charm and intelligence, your own mini Maxwell dear girl!
It divides the righteous from the unrighteous, the right from the wrong, the saint from the sinner, the holy from the unholy. The righteous, the right, the saint, and the holy are all saved. The unrighteous, the wrong and the unholy, are all damned. The Maxwellian from the peasant.
JI (Jemaah Islamiyah ) are the probable suspects at this point in time I am waiting for the expose article from a certain KKK gofer revealing that you were in fact behind the bombing.
I certainly do not want to be a millionaire, this would mean a substantial reduction in my wealth.
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