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Reply to What Makes You Unique? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Nice programming script there dharma. Brandon the reason I try to fit in with everyone else is I stick out to we... I have people tell me I am a brilliant writer... no need to name names... and I have other people tell me I am amazing with graphics and music and abstract thought and all this other stuff... Im always marked it seems, I just want to blend in with everyone... not stick out for me just doing my thing. Its not that Im unique I guess its jus

Reply to I Highlight, I Write in Misc JoeUser Forums

Okay maybe its me but how the fuck am I brilliant? Thomas

Reply to List of the Greatest Authors of ALL time in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well Marten, Im sure your right, children in this soceity have an ever evolving taste for art and artistic endevors, just look at music. I know the reason I say that this is MY list for the greatest list of author, I know that these authors have shaped and molded my writing more than any others. That is why I picked them, because they personally shaped what I write like and what I view as amazing writing. as I said before even in the article itself if

Reply to Third Time Round in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Claire, Jessica and I, that would be Gothic-Impulse and Cann1bal talked about it and if you right at least 600 words a day everyday then you should have no problem getting done with it in time. Nice to meet ya mate... and dont remember... those writers that cant write become English teachers. you can spat that one back at ya english teach. I dont suggest it since you are so young.<BR

Reply to List of the Greatest Authors of ALL time in Misc JoeUser Forums

Steven I have never read Ulysses, though I have wanted to because I heard Joyce is such a good writter... and for the Melville, it was an okay book, not obviously one of my favorites but nonetheless a good book. Marten I will see what I can find, and thanks for the book titles. Grapes of Wrath... thats to my memory a really long drawn out novel, but nevertheless I was pleased with reading it. I think Steinbeck had a flare with characters,

Reply to Thank Yous for The Masquerade... in Fiction JoeUser Forums

I know... but what a beautiful soul it is. Love you baby Thomas

Reply to Death in America. in Misc JoeUser Forums

Maybe Im the old ball here, but I want a sarchophegus (sp). I realize that I am dead but damn it I want people to know when they walk by my grave that that WAS Thomas Simpson... not just some head stone saying I was born I died end of story, I would also like to personally design my resting place... I know Im a little creepy hheheh THomas

Reply to I'm a bit worried in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I know this is gonna sound so like an aussie its not even funny, but no worries mate... Im sure if hes coming home so early then he has a good reason. And what you mean you didnt expect him to come so home early on your B-day... maybe its me but man if its my girls b-day I would be off that way ahead of time... thats a special day. Thomas

Reply to From the Department of Those Who Live in Glass Houses in Politics JoeUser Forums

* Throws a big ass stone at the glass house* Walks away like nothing happen at all. Thomas

Reply to One of the cats died in Pets & Nature JoeUser Forums

Call it Kitty Karma. Thomas

Reply to Apple !!! in Misc JoeUser Forums

You know I was actually just talking to Gwyneth the other day... she picked apple out of a few names she had tossed me when I brought out the name game with her.... She said Grape.... I said... little balls She said banana... I said... dildo She said Orange... I said.... Mellow Yellow She said Apricot... I said... not I just have and iflatable matress that loses air through out the night Great article baby,

Reply to Hot Chicks and Weekends make it all worth while! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Bout time you wrote a blooming article... Jessica and I have been waiting all damn week. And nice to hear you found a pretty lady too dear... just dont put your feet up on teh coffee table dear... okay dear. Thomas

Reply to "friday five" ... what if YOU ruled the world ? in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Miggie.... What did the asshole write... how the hell am I suposse to know... all I know is it on there... I think its if you think this view is funny and your laughing, wait till he turns around and then laugh at the smallest cosmic joke. Thomas

Reply to 30 things that I love in Blogging JoeUser Forums

wait for Mack, Mark, I think Michael is an aussie... not for sure.... Jessica, Migs, Eric.... who the hell else is aussie here... not me... might as well be but sadly am not.... okay you have nothing in common with me which is a good thing... I think Thomas

Reply to What Makes You Unique? in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I will tell you EXACTLY what makes me unique.... I dont want to be... I want to be like everyone else... fit in... and thats when I start to stand out Fucking brain why wont you just blend with everyone else!! Thomas

Reply to Interesting Facts Vol. II... in Misc JoeUser Forums

Thank god you did not do the elbow thing again... even though some of the first readers would have done it again... that Im almost certain of. Thomas ps.... keep them coming Zoo...I love the twit one heheheh

Reply to EVOLUTION ICES OPPONENTS in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

man I dont care what ahem.... christian or any other religion says until you can point out dinosaurs in the bible that book is a waste of time for me.... Enter Bill Hicks track called: "Dinosaurs in the bible" BTW... if you guys are curious as to what Im talking about get on Kazaa lite or what ever musci sharering thing you have an dl it... its absolutely fucking funny... I heard it first when I was in high school and 4 years since I heard it

Reply to FINALLY! Iraq WMD Clue Found! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Hey you think they have a map to where cher can be found? Im just curious is all Thomas

Reply to Thank Yous for The Masquerade... in Fiction JoeUser Forums

Trinitie, your quite welcome, but you are teh ones the made the line up. Imma start writing it soon. Thomas

Reply to Thinking about writing a novelette in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Marky Mark Mark... As for what this long short fiction will include I dont know orginally it was about a kidnappers redemption through destruction, but I have used this metaphor too many times in my writing and so I must now mover on and so I plan to re write it, as for what will be in here I dont know, I have always wanted to do a vampiric story, I have done a cannibalistic short novel with a friend of mine, the funny thing is I read a blog by a new c

Reply to List of the Greatest Authors of ALL time in Misc JoeUser Forums

This question just dawned on me, no pun intended, but what to you guys think of stoker, how he has created a mythos that has in a way over shadowed Vlad Sie Tepes himself, and do you think from stoker creating a "beautiful" drinker of blood that most modern writers that write this fiction can only see them as hansom or beautiful? If you take into account Nosfaratu, he was a hidious creature... yet was tangible enough on teh silver screen. What are

Reply to List of the Greatest Authors of ALL time in Misc JoeUser Forums

Marten I have only heard of two of your three, Adams, and Irving... Could you possibly suggest some titles by them and please tell me a little about Zadie Smith? Thomas

Reply to Origin Story in Welcome JoeUser Forums

indeed it is an interesting opening blog thats for sure... Whorah soldier! Buck up. Thomas

Reply to State-of-the-Blog Address in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Do what you have to do man... I will do ya homework with ya Thomas

The Silence Of The Sirens in Books JoeUser Forums

This comes from Kafka, out of the book called: Franz Kafka: The Complete Stories Now The Sirens have a still more fatal weapon than their song, namely their Silence. And though admittedly such a thing has never happen, still it is conceivable that someone might possibly have escaped from their songing; but from their silence certainly never. I first