Poor PC....first Joe User didn't wanna werk fer 'im, then tha nag didn' wanna neither

Hmmm...me wonders if that all that be not working for the mate.......

thats right...time to give the devil his due

AYe, someone had ta get the number of ta beast.   

Hmmm...me wonders if that all that be not working for the mate.......

Wot be ye suggestin' 'ere Doc....that all tha stress 'e puts 'eself through be rather deflatin' an' he be seein' tha saw bones fer some Viagara.

AYe, someone had ta get the number of ta beast.

Aaarrrghhh, an' wouldn' I be luvin' ta git tha number of that thar Liz Hurley beast. Now that thar be one devil a feller 'd willingly sell e's soul ter git tha number of ...and not just 'er phone No. (on speed dial), but tha house number and a front door key as well...now whar be that saw bones.

Now jez wheerebouts did youse find me fine horseies eh?? an why iz youse a beatin on em?!

Furthder morh, my beef roast was jez fine, same for ta beans I boiled up..

tain't put nuttin in the food cept for onions, and seasonings! IFfin youse got windy bowels, then you been gittin into the booze.

Look fer nother cook ifin ya thinks me cain't cook good enoughin!

I've cooked for the finest heads of Europe, well...for the men of the city back in the colonies....
take me or leave me....me's a doan care none

tain't put nuttin in the food cept for onions, and seasonings! IFfin youse got windy bowels, then you been gittin into the booze.

It not be tha booze fer me cos I be a teetotaller....it be tha curried cabbage that whar causin' I severe & frequent trouser coughs. And as ye knows, that thar cabbage were brought frum ashore pre-curried, so knowed it weren't ye who whar tha doing of it....

Me thinks tho, thar be a galley 'and who be after yer job and they be sabotagin' tha grub ta git ye tha sack. If I were ye, I'd 'ave 'em flogged n' sent a Davy Jones' locker afore they tarnishes yer reputashun any furver. Juss say tha wurd n' us'll be sure ta 'ave tha gangplank vacant fer yer convenience.

'Ere, an' anuvver fing, ye should git yerself outta tha galley more frequent like an' git up on deck fer some frivolities.

it be tha curried cabbage that whar causin' I severe & frequent trouser coughs.

Curried cabbage? Ye be lucky to be livin! That stuf is lethal.

Curried cabbage? Ye be lucky to be livin! That stuf is lethal.

Fortunately me sinuses be blocked so I can live wiv meself...but it be a diff'rent story if tha missus partakes of it. I aves ta break out tha gas mask cos 'er bloomer boomers be a far more lethal concoction....her aves a side of garlic prawns and several pints o'Draught Guinness ta wash it down.

bloomer boomers

side of garlic prawns and several pints o'Draught Guinness

my kind of girl

bloomer boomers......my kind of girl

Yep, an' wiv double 'elpings, an extra pint of Guinness, her can play the Oz National anthem on tha didgeridoo.....and fer a party trick once, I see'd 'er play Rimsky Korsikov's "Fight of the Bumblebee" on a trumpet.

Well, I've seen quite a few "bad" words on this site. But at this moment, I haven't found ANYONE but myself who has been censored.

People, you know the history behind this so you reap what you sew.

I am not one to give up easily, though I must admit, looking back on some of MY posts, I've let my emotions get the best of me at times. I'm sure if you had a valid complaint, which was ignored for months, you would see the humor in a thread with several hundred posts.

Jafo said he never saw any post that asked me to delete this thread. Well, that should tell you all something. If nothing else, there are 3 posts in a row (2 censored) (at this time) that request this thread be locked. So, what message is it that is being sent?

The whole "This is gonna be fun" thread? Should it be? Should I do to this community what it is doing to me? Which among you knows that I was so stupid as to not be able to sign up for a blog for 3 months. Who among you think it is acceptable to just ignore repeated requests for help from a paying customer? I'm pretty sure that at this point, those in charge have looked into me deep enough to know about who is in my family. So tell everyone who is kidding will you? I'm tired of playing this game. I want it to stop so that I can get on with my enjoyment of the product that I paid good money for.

With that said, I don't hold grudges.

This is almost Christmas. I want to give the world a present. Jafo said that he didn't "personally" see ANY REQUEST TO DELETE THIS THREAD.

Jafo, Fuzzy, Frogboy, whoever....I would like this thread deleted. If it doesn't pain you too much of course. IS THAT CLEAR ENOUGH? IF NOT I WILL MAKE IT CLEAR>

Thank you for your kind consideration. You all clearly go out of your way to make sure that the "customer" comes first at Stardock, WinCustomize AND Joe User. *< damn astericks get you every time. Anyone who thinks that this is not the case can belly up to the bar, drink their fill, and then walk thee plank arggghh!!

Funny...

PC

The thread itself violates no forum rules.  Short of a thread that has gone WAY off-topic, there's nothing here to justify any sort of removal.  If at any point we might have had even the slightest cause to remove the thread, it would have been right at the very beginning, now it's just a bunch of people goofing off going for some sort of record on longest thread on our forums 

Additionally, JoeUser is NOT a paid resource.  There are no "customers" of JU.

can belly up to the bar, drink their fill, and then walk thee plank arggghh!!

Hey the guy PC made a pirate joke! now we're making some progress!

Short of a thread that has gone WAY off-topic, there's nothing here to justify any sort of removal.

Define "way"

This thread makes me embarrassed to be of the same species as all of ya.   

Jafo, Fuzzy, Frogboy, whoever....I would like this thread deleted

As a WinCustomize moderator it is not up to me to remove threads from JU, so...
(and it's 'mostly harmless' anyway)

Fuzzy puts his feet up   

With the fact that the original post has been edited . . the "harm" is greatly reduced.

Join the party or let it go theGuyPC. You can't make it better, only worse. Let it go.

The thread itself violates no forum rules. Short of a thread that has gone WAY off-topic,

Arrg, Zoomba be Back! Break out ta rum and let us toast his return!

Fuzzy puts his feet up

Be they fuzzy feet?

They be big feet for kickin' ye all back to Davy Jones arrrr...

Where's me rum you blaggards, arrrr

Where's me rum you blaggards, arrrr

Uh, sorry fuzzy feet. I be in charge o'ta rum. Life be a bitch, aint it?  

Seems o'Po Smedly wants to mutiny!  

'Ere, an' anuvver fing, ye should git yerself outta tha galley more frequent like an' git up on deck fer some frivolities

LOL.......................oh sheesh....

why whatever gave you the ideaer I done need "frivolities"??? jes cause I likes me work cookin in dat der kitshen? Hhmph!

Ye best be tying up those dang scallywags that tried to cause me grief, and make em bend over for a few lashings! Then make em eat their own vittles! They cain't stay on the ship with windy bowels though, ship em off to another place.
If theys be allowed back, they have to scrub the privies, and whatever dirty work can be found. No filthy scum gonna ruin my cookin reputation.