Captain Jack Sparrow Captain Jack Sparrow

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #3151 Top
The latest installment of the Metaverse Review is now out!

Headlines Include:

~Cotal/Amidala/Forsooth!'s latest move
~Mid-Western Confed Surging
~The Weekly Spotlight Empire

And More!


G.R.O.S.S. is the Weekly Spotlight Empire!
Reply #3153 Top
I have been slowly working on my latest game. It's not done yet. In my last game, an event happened that flipped the Drengin from evil to good (never had that happen before!) and I was pretty amused. The same event happened again today in the new game. Nothing like setting five aliens to pure evil and have what should be one of the badder boys of the lot start getting peaceful, easy feelings. At least toward me, anyway. The other aliens didn't appreciate the now opposite aligned red menace going from only warring with one or two at a time to going after nearly everyone else.

G.R.O.S.S. is the Weekly Spotlight Empire!
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Thanks, Theoden. Yes, we have been a bit under the weather as of late, but this pirate ain't one who calls it a day so easily. Fight on!
Reply #3157 Top
Now that it has downloaded a new version, I'll try to play another game. My last 3 games I tried to play gave me a zero before submitting so I never submitted them.

Arrrrrr
Reply #3158 Top
Now that it has downloaded a new version, I'll try to play another game.
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Thar be aliens ta trick, plunder, enslave, and even slay. May nothin' in the sea o' stars be safe, matey. ARR! :HOT:
Reply #3159 Top
Just checking on things for this night. Looks like it is my turn to feed the Queen of Beasts, Threadzilla.

Reply #3160 Top
I'll throw some feeding TO.

PontiusBruinPilot,

Gerakken,

I wrote a story introducing archangel characters of you both.
I hope you both like them.

You may write stories of their ADVENTURES HERE.
And COPY THEM and post them in the G.C.Play House.

If you like the characters. :)

Story is Post# 149 at The Play House.


Miss you Pres.
Reply #3162 Top
Ponty's already a power-tripper. Don't make him worse
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Hmmm. I take the time to come back off of Pneumonia for a bit to say hello and there's the Quack talkin smack.

Just for that, I'm gonna rewrite your part in my upcoming Geektrix Rescrambled thriller.

Hello everyone. Just got out of ye olde Hospital. Wish those Doctors were as good as the elves. But they aren't.


Reply #3163 Top
Did someone say tax cuts? Not on this pirate's shift. A little more loot for the coffer.
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We don't collect Taxes. We collect "Protection money". We could of course reduce that and allow payment in-kind for a modest up front fee of course.
Reply #3165 Top
Hehe, you sound healthy enough, Captain - looking forward to the next chapter.

P.S. Please don't kill me. :p
Reply #3166 Top
Hehe, you sound healthy enough, Captain - looking forward to the next chapter.
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You say that of course because you cannot hear how I truly "sound"

Hack city baby. Uggh.
Reply #3168 Top
The boss will be back skinning Drengin in no time at all. Old, grouchy pirates don't get sicker, they just get meaner. See you back at the helm soon, boss.
Reply #3169 Top
The boss will be back skinning Drengin in no time at all. Old, grouchy pirates don't get sicker, they just get meaner. See you back at the helm soon, boss.
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Hey, just give us seafaring pirates ye olde salt water gargle and we're good to go.

Wish it were that easy..... Time to get some rest. Nite all. I'll check in when I have the energy.
Reply #3170 Top
The latest Metaverse Review is out!

http://metaversereview.joeuser.com

Headlines Include:

~ Fellowship of the Ring breaks 3 million
~ Evil Changes Form
~ Weekly Spotlight Empire

And More!


Hope you feel better soon, Pontius!
Reply #3171 Top
~ Fellowship of the Ring breaks 3 million

Yawwwwn.

~ Evil Changes Form
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

~ Weekly Spotlight Empire
If it's us it's worth a read.

So where are the funnies?