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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2301 Top
Sensei - I am riding shotgun just over your shoulder at No.4 [Picks up twin gold plated Uzis, locks and loads] I shall follow you into the very jaws of death! The crankin bruvvers are ON-LINE
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Pontius Grenade Bombs ready. Lets go!!!

Well Gerakken could just hang out on the boards all day and recruit too. that would be a help.
Reply #2302 Top
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:SURPRISED: :CONGRAT: :HOT: :d LOL :D
Reply #2303 Top
you need to meditate and win a game for forgiveness
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That will be a high priority once my RL workload eases a bit.
Reply #2304 Top
Never never,

Join G.R.O.S.S. Taste the Kentucky Fried Drengin and see that it is good.

B
Reply #2305 Top
I'm heading out now to conquer another galaxy for the glory or our Empire.

Eat Plasma, Drengins.

B
Reply #2308 Top
Thanks Garakken!

TOP 200 folks!!!!!!

My last score was a little higher than normal but I goofed a little. I was trying to go by the book and accidently let the Yor back in the game, out of bankruptcy and attack the Arceans. They surrendered to me and I bankrupted the Yor to -150k for their treachery. In the meantime, the I-league came and gobbled up about 10 of the Yor's planets. I had about 5 techs left in the game when they finally all turned. Even though I screwed the crank, I did score my highest ever. 12430 as Chaotic Evil in small Beginner.

Guess it turned out ok though.

B
Reply #2309 Top
Well played B! 12k plus is never to be sneezed at. Go Capn Pontius - sling those grenades, brother! All hands on deck!!

LOL :D :) :notsure: >:( >:( >:(
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Reply #2310 Top
Congrats on beating the master and making #3 Wild one! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

Well now that you seemed to have mastered the technique, we shall keep in competition to #1, hehe...or maybe its my new friend Jim Beam talking to me :p

:VOMIT: hahah, j/k...never have yet off of alcohol ;)
Reply #2313 Top
Thanks sensei and Hurls - and I would never presume to conquer the master; just stirring you up. After watching all those Rocky films, sensei, you must be R-R-READY TO R-R-RUMBLE!!! Lets get those Ringworms! I'll let you kill Ray first ;p
Reply #2314 Top
I'm in guys!

B
Reply #2315 Top
I'll cover your flanks.

B
Reply #2316 Top
the picture fot B should be a chicken.... I always knew there was something quear about GROSS... covering each others flanks.... LOL
Reply #2317 Top
Looks like Blue steel is coming for our asses. Load the torpedo bays.

FIRE tubes 1-16!!!

B
Reply #2318 Top
LOL.... you wish.... LOL

don't make me sick
:VOMIT:
Too late

:notsure:
Reply #2320 Top
Yes Congrats, Wombat.

B
Reply #2321 Top
More taxes for the empire. And a side order of KFD wings.

B
Reply #2323 Top
Thanks Killa and Quack! Pass me some of those KFD wings, B! Load your favourite ordinance, pirates - the Ringworms are a loooong way away, and there's only ONE way to do this: the stab-in-the-back-pirate-way!

NO PRISONERS!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

(Gerakken - that's my determined face ;p )
Reply #2324 Top
Ooops - forgot: cheers to our glorious leader for landing a custom-made Pontius GRENADE!! Leading from the front, boss! :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #2325 Top
the picture fot B should be a chicken.... I always knew there was something quear about GROSS... covering each others flanks....
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Please spare us your man on man fantasies.