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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

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Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #2353 from Stardock Forums Top
Well time to get some shuteye. Untill tomorrow. Oh I love the glow of a plasma ravaged ship against the stars.
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Sleep well. I will just keep marking student assignmentts.... :(
Reply #2354 from Stardock Forums Top
Sleep well. I will just keep marking student assignmentts....
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Like 'What I did on my summer vacation' (Cheech and Chong style!) LOL

What I did on My SumMer VAcatIO N

What I did on my sumner vactasion, the first day of my summer vacatoin.I woke up and went downtwn two look for a job and then hung out in front of the drugstore. On the second

day of my summmer vacationn I woke up went down town to look for a job and then hunng out infront of the drug store.. On the thir d days of me sumner vacaton I woke up then went down towwn two look four a job and then hung -out infront of the drug store

On the fivth day of' my summer vacation, I woke up and went downtown to loook 4 a job and then got a JoB . . . stopping peopl'e from hanging out in front of the drug store!

Ont he fouth day of my summer vacation I woke up . . .

but I don't have the rest finished man . . . LOL
Reply #2355 from Stardock Forums Top
Like 'What I did on my summer vacation' (Cheech and Chong style!)
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Welcome to Mexico, Senor!! LOL LOL LOL
Reply #2356 from Stardock Forums Top
Aargh! I've got enough of that stuff to mark myself!!!

stop... please... have mercy... how can you torture me when you've got pure good faces like that.....
Reply #2358 from Stardock Forums Top
OK Cotal - a thousand word essay, handed in by tomorrow, on: "Why alcohol makes my brain go funny". Marked by Hurley; scrutineered by Quack - oh, wait, there's a problem there.... ;p
Reply #2360 from Stardock Forums Top
Challenge Accepted! But it won't make much sense at such short notice . . .

Why Alcohol makes my brain go funny . . .

But how much funnier can a brain already be? After years of careful augmentation/abuse (glutonous binging actualy . . . hehe!) using a variety of elixers and other often un-identifiable ingredients (most anything that got me 'off' in my misguided youth!) I can say definitively, that my Head (both in shape and substance) is as 'funny' as it's ever going to get! Notwitstanding random modifications bestowed by the onset of dementia or a mild head injury caused by something with the approximate weight of a shuttle-cock and velocity of a photon . . .

Um . . . well if a picture's worth a thousand words can I just offer you some ASCII art

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Taking another spin on the topic I might have to say that you can't break what is already clearly broken.

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Reply #2361 from Stardock Forums Top
Hello wombat I'm EBZ, I'll be your operator today. Now we're supposed to start with these tech manuals... Major boring schitt (ebz tosses a few disks aside) How bout some combat training.

Wombat leans back in the chair. His eyes Blink rapidly ad the data is fed to his brain.


Pontius walks in.

Wombat: I know sword play.
Pontius: Show me.

This is the holodeck. Over on the rack are several weapons. Choose. Your suit is a special protection suit to keep these weapons from running you through. Remember. In the real world, you'll have no such protection.

Wombat chooses a rapier.

"Excellent choice. I shall go with a Cutlass."

Cool music starts playing.

"Now hit me. If you can."

Clang clang clang Lunge Reposte Lunge Reposte The sword fight rages, the Pontius gets inside and slings Wombies Rapier across the room. Touche... Wombat does 3 backflips and retrieves it.

Meanwhile, aboard ship, Killa runs into the breakroom/eatery.

"Wombat's fighting Pontius!!!" The Pirates all run to the holo monitors.

EBZ. "Dang Pontius is good. But take a look at Wombat, He's fast."

The Cool music plays again.

Lunge, Reposte. Lunge Repost. Finally Wombat runs to a post, uses it to achieve enormous hieght, does a double back flip over Pontius, who seemingly isn't moving at all.

Pontius shouts "safety" WHAM!!!!!!! Pontius strikes a blow to the midsection with his now dulled cutlass. knocking wombat through a post.

Pontius goes over to an out of breath wombat. "How did I beat you?

Wombie: That Pontius bomb move of yours is too powerful. You're too Big and strong.

Pontius: But the Rapier is a quicker weapon than the cutlass. It also has more range. For the trained swordsman, it is a superior weapon in every way. The only real use for a Cutlass is close quarters, multi opponents. Do you think my muscles have anything to do with my scoring, in this place? You think that's air you are breathing?

Again.

The music starts playing. This time they fight again but Wombie finally scores a touche. Aha!! he says, I think I've got it!!! With the rapier, many small touche's can add up to a big one.

Pontius. Hey EBZ load the cliffdiving at Alcapulco Porgram.
EBZ. With the retreating tides Capn.

Crew. Well he run? Everybody runs the first time.

Pontius knew there was no such program as did everybody.
Wombat shuddered in fear and ran out of the holodeck. The Pirates all had a laugh....

See said Killa, they all run the first time.

Pontius: The Hollodeck has safeties. You cannot get hurt. HEHE.

Welcome to second. Wombat.
Reply #2362 from Stardock Forums Top
Bp has been made a Senator via the autoqualify. :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:





Due to inactivity, Coffee Dragon has been made an overlord. He can have his senatorship back if he returns upon request.
Reply #2363 from Stardock Forums Top
Thanks Morpheus...I mean Pontius! Great story Captain - I have a long way to go to beat that Pontius Bomb...I have doubts that I am really...The One. Ever since I swallowed that red pill (GROSS) instead of the blue pill (ANZAC), my life has been different, changed irrevocably...a new reality... :D

We all know who the real enemy is. We must defeat Agent Ray and the Matrix. >:( >:( >:(
Reply #2364 from Stardock Forums Top
Good morning oh wild one.

I have doubts that I am really...The One.

Wombat, sooner or later you will learn as I did. There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

Gengsta: In revewing this story, I find it totally Generic, just like every other story other than mine I review.

Wombat: You see as we review this weeks TV lineup, Gengsta's show draws a 1 share. We can see why. Only a total uber D and D geek would watch that dry drivel. I recomend the Pontius Cooking hour instead.
That's two paws down for Gengsta's story review hour, Two paws up for Cooking with Pontius on thurday nights.



Meanwhile, aboard the doom. CoffeeDragon has been named Overlord of Slackeria.


Reply #2365 from Stardock Forums Top
Notwitstanding random modifications bestowed by the onset of dementia or a mild head injury caused by something with the approximate weight of a shuttle-cock and velocity of a photon . . .
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LOL LOL LOL Cotal: 10/10 for the essay, and the art. I have to say I think we should unplug you from the Matrix-Fellowship; you'd fit right in here! Swallow the red pill, girl.... ;)
Reply #2366 from Stardock Forums Top
Hehehe. I've been watching the battles for the top 5 positions this week with interest. My image was a lumbering elephant and a snapping pack of wild dogs (and wombat). :)
Reply #2370 from Stardock Forums Top

ROFL . . . . adaptation and imagination is a wonderful thing! Here's more . . . this is a transcript taken of our interview ('interegation') of Wild Wombat shortly after he joined the Metaverse!


:HOT: Agent vincible:

As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Whales. It seems that you've been living 'two' lives. In one life, you're S.R. Whales, a High profile Metro-Model for a respectable Mens Fashion and Cosmetics Magazine, you have a collection of exotic native pets, you pay your taxes, and you help your landlady carry out her garbage.

The other life is lived in the Metaverse, where you go by the overlord alias "Wild Wombat" and are guilty of virtually every GC cranking crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not!

I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Dolphin.

:) Wild Wombat:

Um . . . thats Wales

:HOT: Agent vincible:

Huh! yes offcourse . . . You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been contacted by a certain individual, a man who calls himself 'Pointius'.

Now whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant. He is considered by many authorities to be the most dangerous man alive.

My fellowship colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known plagurist to justice.

:) Wild Wombat:

Yeah. Wow, that sound like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the thumbs up!

:HOT: Agent vincible:

Whata! Um . . . Thats great!

:) Wild Wombat:

No um . . . the thumbs down, ehrm yeah um thumbs down I mean. . . and you give me my 'teddy bear', um no . . . I mean phone call.

:HOT: Agent vincible :

Um, Mr. Porpoise. You disappoint me.

:) Wild Wombat:

Thats Whales! And you can't scare me with this Dregein Natzi crap. I know my rights. I want my mummy! Err . . um . . I mean my phone call.

:HOT: Agent vincible:

Tell me, Mr. Marine Animal, what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak . . . You're going to help us, Mr. Whales whether you want to or not!


;)
Reply #2371 from Stardock Forums Top
Morning Killa; mate, I have to get wild if we're going to bridge a 50k gap to Agent Ray....

...and 'Geektrix'...yes, has potential...a new genesis of story possibilities emerges... LOL
Reply #2373 from Stardock Forums Top
Wombat waits under the bridge. A car with suicide doors in the back stops and opens. Wombie notices Trininty.

Wombie: Say aren't you supposed to be in Sydney? This is Melbourne stupid.

Shut up and get in Coppertop says the blond...... .... .....


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT Wombie: You mean that thing is real!!!!.