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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2401 Top
Cotal... the trueth is that you belong to no one but yourself... unlike they's have you believe... So choose wisely... just say NO!!!! to pills.. and Drugs of any sort

You don't need them.. you are strong enough, Pretty enough, wise enough, smart enough, without the need for anything else

Reply #2402 Top

I'll take the green and gold pill . . . hehe!

Cotal sleepily stirs from her long slumber . . .

I dreamed I was an octapus, no thats not it . . . I was a calculator and I was sitting on a student's desk during an exam. Then I had a flat battery and the geeky little kid started punching my keys real hard! He was using me to add up simple numbers he could have done in his lazy little head. Then the little bugger started pulling my keys out . . . shudder.

Awake now I can smell something familiar! Charcoal Grilling, Tomato Sauce, and that all too recognizable stench of Beer, Insect repellant and Sun-screen!

I suddenly realize where I am, I'm back home again lazing on the outdoor furniture in my bikini in the hot sun with an uneaten dough-nut placed strategicaly by someone prankster on my belly-button!

I lift it up and see the chocolate all melted and lament at such a waste of confectionary. I then realize exactly how long I must of dozed off for seeing the crisp outline on a ring on my abdomen caused by the sun . . .

'Those Barstards!' I though to myself.

I herad the raucaus laughter of many yobos . . .

'Oh well' I said . . . 'I'm off to the selerium and your paying for it!'

Who knows what tommorow will bring?
Reply #2404 Top
woo hoo! gotta love cotal. gotta love queensland!

:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

Reply #2405 Top
Wow, Cotal is going back to ANZACs! She escaped the Geetrix, only to land on her ASS!
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(:(
Reply #2406 Top
woo hoo! gotta love cotal. gotta love queensland!

:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:

Reply #2410 Top
With CotaL in front... we now have CLASS :)
:HOT:
Reply #2411 Top
With CotaL in front... we now have CLASS
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Hmm so that's 3 active members now. Classy Cotal.

Tweedle Dee, aka evil steve

And tweedle dum, aka bluesteel.

Yes that sounds about right.



;p ;p ;p ;p ;p LOL LOL LOL ;p ;p ;p
Reply #2412 Top
Aww well...as the boss says, at least she is free of the Geektrix. Another mind freed! Come, my brothers-in-arms, we shall work to free more minds from the dreaded Agent Ray :HOT:

And YEAH BABY YEAH - GROSS IS NUMERO UNO AGAIN :CONGRAT:
Reply #2413 Top
Pontius,

To see all our Active members read the latest sitrep from the ANZACS.. or even easier.. just look at out list of senators.. to be a senator you need to post at least 3 games / month...

As usual your information is either out of date or has been doctored by our miss-information beuro.. or your spies are slacking off on the job

Reply #2415 Top
I wish ANZAC would just give it up. They're not gonna make first, or even get close to passing up GROSS.
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ANZACs can't give up - that is why they make such good cannon-fodder...

;)
Reply #2416 Top

EBZ we may not be all that compeditive at the moment (thats an understatement!) but does that really matter? Blue-Steels been working really hard trying to pull our Southern empire together . . . mabye a little too hard (?), let him bask in his triumph, if even for just a nano-second.

Peace out all . . .

(I read that somewhere . . . hehe. I thought it apt)

Reply #2417 Top
My sensei is simply a competitive fellow, Cotal...he's really nice when you get to know him [gulp]...maybe it's the blue in the ANZAC icon, yes, it reminds him of the A...Al...Alt...no, I can't say it out loud... LOL
Reply #2418 Top
My sensei is simply a competitive fellow, Cotal...he's really nice when you get to know him [gulp]...maybe it's the blue in the ANZAC icon, yes, it reminds him of the A...Al...Alt...no, I can't say it out loud...
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WHAT?! DID YOU MEAN TO SAY ALTARIANS!?!?!

*Pulls out his armory of uzi's, macs, and sawed-off shotguns

This is what I'm talking about! Time to go on a killing spree!!! MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!! :) :) :)

*EBZ whistles away off to his ship
Reply #2419 Top
Well Gang. Time for me to turn in for the evening here. Carry on G.R.O.S.S. ers.


Oh and bluesteel, about your allegation that all we wanted was Cotal's points.

Lies do not become us. Try telling the truth next time.
Reply #2420 Top
EBZ whistles away off to his ship
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Whistling...now that's really scary...never heard him whistle before... :sniff!:

Good night skipper - and cheers - the Matrix stories really livened up the day! Blue - we want good, fun players here - we can score our own points, thanks.
Reply #2421 Top
SENSEI - just checked!!! Twelve games in a single day!!!

I humbly bow in your esteemed presence [while quietly loading up twin gold plated Uzis and strapping on Kevlar body armour]

YEAH BABY YEAH! Let loose the dogs of war!! >:( >:(

We dont stop until we stand over the body of a dead Agent :HOT:
Reply #2422 Top
Well Gang. Time for me to turn in for the evening here. Carry on G.R.O.S.S. ers
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My captain, apologies for lack of submissions. RL has intervened big time. Just snippets to watch forums. (:(
Reply #2423 Top
Let loose the dogs of war
End of quote


Umm, as an ambassador I need to be pedantic, I think it is :

"Cry 'HAVOC' and let slip the dogs of war!" - William Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene I, ca 1608.

Reply #2424 Top

Honestly this transmission just appeared on my screen! I assume you all got the same . . . scary stuff I'd better cut and past this right away!

ThE SLeEpY OnE:

I KnOw YoU'rE oUt ThErE. I cAn FeEl YoU nOw (heya cut that out it tickles!). I kNoW tHaT yOu'Re sLeEpY. YoU'rE sLeEpY bEcAuSe oF uS. YoU'rE sLeEpY bEcAuSe YoU'vE bEeN uP pLaYiNg GaLaCtIc CiViLiZaTiOnS fAr tOo lAtE aNd fOr fAr tOo lOnG. I dOn'T kNoW aNyThInG aBoUt fUrNiTuRe. I dIdN't cOmE hErE tO tElL yOu hOw tO uSe a wOoD tUrNiNg lAvE. I cAmE hErE tO tElL yOu aBoUt hOw tO gEt a dEcEnT nIgHtS sLeEp.

I'M gOiNg tO fInIsH tHiS pOsT nOw aNd tHeN I'M gOiNg tO sHoW tHeSe pEoPlE wHaT yOu dOn'T wAnT tHeM tO sEe. I'M gOiNg tO sHoW tHeM a wOrLd wHeRe yOu cAn tAkE a kIp aNyTiMe yOu lIkE, a wOrLd wItHoUt bLoOd sHoT eYeS aNd uNcOnTrOlAbLe yAwNiNg, wItH fOuR pOsT fEaThEr bEdS aNd dUnAs iN eVeRy rOoM, a wOrLd wHeRe tHe wOrD 'iNsOmNiA' hAs nO mEaNiNg.

WHeRe wE gO fRoM tHeRe iS a cHoIcE I lEaVe tO yOu . . . Zzz Zzz Zz Zz Z z z z .


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:SURPRISED:
Reply #2425 Top
nope...l never seen anything like it before... But what ever you do...Don't follow that white rabbit...