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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2452 Top
My captain, thank you for suggestions. Finally got enough time to finish a game and 24K bomb!!
Reply #2454 Top
Paid my taxes and was promoted to commodore...
Reply #2455 Top
Paid my taxes and was promoted to commodore...
Reply #2457 Top
(an excerpt from the Discovery Channel)


The other threads in the wild are starting to feel confident, feeding out in the open and growing quickly.
Threadzilla has noticed this, and it is time for her to re-stamp her dominance on the herd. She does not sneak up on other threads, that is not her way. She simply stomps up, and makes her prescence known. The little threads run away, and Threadzilla claims the slowest ones. Look, that poor one tripped over! It's lying on its back, silently pleading for mercy. But the Threadzilla knows no mercy.

(GULP)

Her dominance over the herd is assured.
Reply #2458 Top
The other threads in the wild are starting to feel confident, feeding out in the open and growing quickly.Threadzilla has noticed this, and it is time for her to re-stamp her dominance on the herd. She does not sneak up on other threads, that is not her way. She simply stomps up, and makes her prescence known. The little threads run away, and Threadzilla claims the slowest ones. Look, that poor one tripped over! It's lying on its back, silently pleading for mercy. But the Threadzilla knows no mercy.(GULP)Her dominance over the herd is assured.
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Lets just hope the electric fences at meta jurassic thread park stay on. (gulp)
Reply #2462 Top
oh bollocks.. was passing through and trying to be the first on on page 100.... see what you lot are doing to me making me as deseprate as you lot
Reply #2463 Top
oh bollocks.. was passing through and trying to be the first on on page 100.... see what you lot are doing to me making me as deseprate as you lot
Reply #2466 Top
Never mind.....


I'll be gone for just over a week and so will not be submitting anything, I'm taking a holiday(vacation)(grtyyeey) to vanuatu(yes that is a place for all our US GROSSers)... Just relaxing, sun, sand and obviously a few alcoholic beverages... The other s is in there as well...

I hope when I get back... a lot of the angst has died down a bit and we can back to cranking, and storytelling... I think I am at the point where the forum surpasses the game and hope it continues teh way it has with the good natured banter...

Congrats whoever gets to be first on page 100 of threadzilla.....

See you all on my return....


Reply #2467 Top
Congrats whoever gets to be first on page 100 of threadzilla.....
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I think it is in 25s not length.
Reply #2473 Top
ahhhhh did I miscount and accidently sucker everyone else out of the first post on the hundredth page? Gee I'm so sorry.... LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ;p ;p ;p ;p :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :SURPRISED: :SURPRISED: :SURPRISED:

Bwahahahahahah!!! I'm so evil.
Reply #2474 Top
Happy 100th Page oh 'Grotesque Threadzilla'! Hey stop looking at me like that! You Remember me don't you boy . . . um opps sorry I mean girl? (Gulp) Hehe She must still be hungry erhm . . . I'll just be leaving Now . . . very quickly . . . .

AGGGRRR! RUN! COTAL RUN! YOUR QUIRKY ANECDOTES WON"T SAVE YOU NOW! MWHA MWHAHAHAHA! :SURPRISED:
Reply #2475 Top
Perhaps next time you quote me you can be intellectually honest and include the whole thing, or at least enough so that it can be taken in context?
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come on, Pontius, lighten up! i was merely larfin' at thought of the meta's number one empire being at a 'relative disadvantage'. i never entered the cheese debate.....don't be mad at lil ol' buzz. i iz just da mozzy that keeps you awake at night...

:)