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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2378 Top
'Fraid I did the geek test, but I forgot my score (no doubt erased by the Agents in the Geektrix!!) We have a NEW mission: we must liberate as many minds from the Geektrix as possible!

Watch out for Agents! :HOT:
Reply #2379 Top
And this! A transcript recorded of one of Pointiuses cordial visits to our Fellowship (ok ok we abducted him) to speak with our Master Ray.


:HOT: Agent Ray:

"You know Pointius, I'd like to share a revelation I've come to during my time here in this so called Metaverse. It came to me when I was taking a dump, I tried to classify your G.R.O.S.S empire. I realized that you're not actually an empire at all. All great empires (both past and present) in this Metaverse have instinctively developed a natural symbiotic equilibrium with the other empires but you G.R.O.S.S.ers do not!"

"You invade other empire's threads and you multiply and multiply until every 'intellectual resource' is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another thread assimilating other smaller empires into your ranks."

"There is another entity on the internet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is?"

>:( Pointius:

"Um, oh gee let me guess . . . is it those annoying pop-ups? I hate pop-ups!"

:HOT: Agent Ray:

"No . . . that was a rhetorical question by the way . . . ehrm it's a . . ."

>:( Pointius:

"No no don't tell me! I like guessing games . . . Is it spam mail, geez I hate spam mail, buy this . . . enlarge that!"

:HOT: Agent Ray:

"No just shut up! I'm not going to make a game out of it I'm going to tell you!"

>:( Pointius:

"Is it a virus? Geez there annoying aren't they huh?"

:HOT: Agent Ray:


"SILENCE . . .!!!"

(with his thunder stolen standing over Pointius rather dejected)

"I hate you G.R.O.S.S ers, Dam intellectual parasites! :sniff!:"
Reply #2380 Top
Picture this wild one

Agent Gengsta: So Pontius, have you ever looked and marveled at it's beauty. Billions of geeks living their lives without a single Generic humorous event ever. I must have the codes to the Doom so I can get out of here. Your humorous stench sickens me.
Reply #2382 Top
it does help to think alike when you've been programmed by the same ppl... isn't the "matrix" fun... but Pontous dosn't realize that they are all still just a program on the "13th Floor" and that if they travel too far then he'll see that its all a computer construct.. setup for peoples amusement and history lessons

:HOT:

ps: the 13th floor is a movie.. similar to the matrix in that they both rely on computer constructs for their plot developement.. I don't know which came first.. probably "the Matrix"
Reply #2383 Top
Agent Gengsta: So Pontius, have you ever looked and marveled at it's beauty. Billions of geeks living their lives without a single Generic humorous event ever. I must have the codes to the Doom so I can get out of here. Your humorous stench sickens me.
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Great work Pontius and Cotal LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

FREE YOUR MIND COTAL!!!
Reply #2384 Top
Dad (if I can call ya that) I love your dry humour. Also, I was wondering whether I could borrow some money: I'll give it back eventually of course.

Cotal: LOL I so wish I'd thought of that use of :HOT: !
Reply #2385 Top
Wild Wombat is walking behind Pontius. Pontius flows through the oncoming crowd easily but Wombat keeps bumping into people.

One thing you must learn Wombat is the Geektrix is a system. And everyone in it is part of that system, and untill we free them, they are so hopelessly dependent on their D and D and humorless Ringworm stories, they will defend that system to their own death.

Wombie, were you listening to me or were you looking at the girl in the red dress...

Look again.

Wombie turns around and see's what looks like a matrix agent. AGENT, he shouts BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.... The person falls and dies.

Uh no Wombie, that was a good guy you just killed. Notice the clothes. Much too nice. That was dressed up as a matrix agent.

Turn around....

Freez it...

Wombie: You mean this isn't the Geektrix?

Pontius: No, it's a program designed to teach you one thing. If you aren't one of us, you are one of them. They are everywhere, they are no where.

But they are always recognizeable by their horn rimmed glasses with masking tape in the middle and the pocket protectors in the pocket of their polyester shirts. And they always wear clip on ties.
Wombie: Yeah Got it Boss.
Reply #2386 Top
Dad (if I can call ya that) I love your dry humour.
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Sure sunshine.


Also, I was wondering whether I could borrow some money: I'll give it back eventually of course.

You have a lawn to mow don't ya? here's 20 bc. Now go knock yourself out. :)
Reply #2387 Top
Cotal You want to know what the matrix is. You were born into bondage. Born into being a flower girl, in the Geektrix,,, a prison, for your mind.

Free your mind!!!! Take the red pill!!!!
Reply #2390 Top
Oh ho, you'd be one of that type of fathers. A Quid pro quo dad
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yup...But I'm not one of those total geeks that on date night says go mo the lawn first. I gave ya your 20bc.


Reply #2393 Top
Hey - is it time to plug into the Geektrix thread? I want to order a snazzy outfit....
Reply #2395 Top
Wow, Cotal is going back to ANZACs! She escaped the Geetrix, only to land on her ASS!
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Hmmmmmm did she? I don't see the Anzac logo next to her name. But maybe because my puter is slow. Well at least we freed her from the geektrix.
Reply #2396 Top
Yea, all of that lawn mowing money bought me a fast 'puter with cable, plus the investment property with harbour views.
Reply #2397 Top
COTAL - SWALLOW THE RED PILL NOT THE BLUE ONE!!!

FREE YOUR MIND: YOU BELONG IN THE POSSE :SURPRISED:
Reply #2398 Top
now now cotal, you KNOW the blue pill is one....

i iz still waitin' patiently for your return...
Reply #2399 Top
now now cotal, you KNOW the blue pill is one....i iz still waitin' patiently for your return...
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Look at the Evil agent :HOT: Look at his pocket protector. Look at the horned rim glasses. Look at the polyester shirt. Evil steve is an agent. RUN COTAL RUN. FREE YOUR MIND, YOU BELONG IN THE POSSE. RED PILL. THINK RED PILL.