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G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

G.R.O.S.S. communication thread.

Cringe in fear do gooders. The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid Of Slimy alienS) empire is now formed. In less than an hour we have jumped 95 other Pacifist Doo Gooder victim empires and lept into 40th out of 135 ranked.

We are an evil empire bent on controlling everything and showing all the other empires out there who's boss. US. Are you listening Euro-"Oh lets let everyone be a senator and give em a vote doo gooder democracy alliance?" We come for you.

For a limited time, (untill I decide otherwise) 5 Pure Evil games, (or just impressing me with your game evilness) submitted will get you a Senatorship. Later, being the evil empire pyramid scheme we are, it will take 10. Of course, being the evil empire we are, that gives you no benefits, no pay, but all the alien carnage you crave most.

Now we do realize that sometimes, you just have to fake being good. You sometimes just have to infiltrate that pacifist party. We understand. But we aren't a kinder gentler empire and don't let their pacifism go to your head. And just sometimes, you gotta let the Aliens live (where else would you find slaves for the heavy metal lava mines?)

In the future, we shall update each other in the empire via this thread, brag of our conquests, drink blood wine, and generally just poke fun (creatively and humorously) at those players whom we find to be too goody goodyish.

Our mottos.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

Just win baby.

Here's your ration of skin you do gooder wimp Drengin slime. Now get back to work

EBZeroMatrix you have been made a senator.

I repeat. Cringe in fear, we come for you.





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Reply #2676 Top
Frodo would have quivered in his boots, if he had any. For he knew where the Pirates were leading him.

"We'll teach you to complain about our Hobbit tossing events shrimp." Pontius grabs Frodo and tosses him up in the air.

"Threadzilla catch." Pontius called.

BOOM!!! BOOM!! BOOOM!!! Threadzilla moved with increadible speed and grace and caught Frodo mid air.
CHOMP.. BURRRRRRRRRP.

Guess we better round up more hobbits. TO THE SHIRE THREADZILLA!!!! hehe.
Reply #2677 Top
I just established on blog on Joe User, pretty cool. I don't want to upset Theadzilla, but she might have some competition...

- Cypher
Reply #2678 Top
I just established on blog on Joe User, pretty cool. I don't want to upset Theadzilla, but she might have some competition...
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Is that a personal blog or a blog for our group? Threadzilla will just look at it as another of her food dishes.
Reply #2679 Top
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND... WEDNESDAY BOARD REPORTS!!! TONIGHT IT'S TOP 100 MORALITY BOARDS!!!.

AND BY SPECIAL REQUEST FIRST UP WILL BE THE GOOD BOARD.

5. PONTIUS BRUIN PILOT
6. WILD WOMBAT
8. HURLEY
11. JAWS
Reply #2681 Top
Next up. COMPLETE DOMINATION!!!!

1. EBZeroMatrix
3. Staffa
4. Jaws
5. Wild Wombat
9. PontiusBruinPilot
10. Killa Koala
14. Kit Warrior
15. Stealth Frequency
20. Cypher Pax
21. Ice Mole
22. Landrew
27. Sixtoes
32. BPleshek
69. The Quack
83. Darth Bob
84. AJM 37
90. CraigWilson
91. BlackSmoke


Well done everyone!!!!
Reply #2682 Top
That was the evil board last one. Now for the overall top 100.
2. Wild Wombat
3. PontiusBruinPilot
5. Jaws
8. EBZeroMatrix
11. Staffa
12. Hurley
28. Killa Koala
29. Stealth Frequency
40. Cypher Pax
42. Ice Mole
50. KitWarrior
70. Landrew
77. Sixtoes
Reply #2685 Top
Aye, aye skipper! And kudos to stealthfrequency who just slipped in the the Top 25 with another submission!

:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #2686 Top
And another quick update - Killa crashes into the Top 25!! Did you resubmit some Maso games under the 1.09 beta? Staffa would be proud of you!! Great going, mate!

:CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT: :CONGRAT:
Reply #2687 Top
*sigh* Yes, I'm guilty. My best maso game went from 11,590 to 19,910 after a few extra turns. I'm not proud of my actions but I have been increasingly desperate to get into the top 25. I have always preferred the quick fix to hard work and so I thought the $US30 (ie a week's pay in Australia) was well worth the boost (at least until everyone resubmits games next week). Now that I am there, don't get in my way: you haven't seen vicious until you've seen a thwarted koala.
Reply #2688 Top
$US30 (ie a week's pay in Australia)
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??????????????

Reply #2695 Top
Yes but your cost of living is lower
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True for some things, but not all!
Reply #2696 Top
That blog about the 51st state just reminded me that petrol's a good deal more expensive here :(
Reply #2697 Top
After taking a short shore leave. I am again able to post game at least on tiny map. I will try a larger next galaxy until I reach am normal one I play.

-Robert
Reply #2699 Top
Well guys remember We pay it in the form of emissions control equipment, (1400 bux worth plus the maintenence. The Euro's pay it in the form of higher gas prices. Man euro cars emit noxious fumes. I think I like our emissions controls...
Reply #2700 Top
Good night. Been a long rl day here. Car repair 700 somoleans. Washing machine repair, 400 smackers.

Killa, so much for my new Dell. Pffft.