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Sluggy Von Richtofen Part 10. The galactic Council.



The scimitar had launched her lone viper with Kryo at the helm. Scanners were linked. Suddenly "Kryo are you reading what I'm reading? It's the whole friggen Sluggy armada. Get back to the scimitar, we'll go in cloaked. KRYO GET BACK HERE YOU CAN'T TAKE ON THAT MANY... GET BACK HERE NOW!!!!!!
Pontius maneuvered the scimitar into position near Kryo. The Scimitar was almost within Torian sensor range. Pontius groaned. "I was indeed correct." he thought. "It's not just a prototype, They have a whole friggen fleet of these indestructable ships, and not just corvettes. God help us all." And they were within striking range of the most densely populated section of 10 empires. Pontius beamed Kryo and his Viper into the cargo bay...

"Kryo what was that stunt out there!!! We can't face them alone. We gotta get the doom. You'll get your chance." Pontius set course in the scimitar for the Council meeting.

Meanwhile at the meeting Day 3.

Gerakken. Look Gentlemen, we have a problem. We have a prototype Torian that's indestructable out there.

Surther: Where's Pontius? How do we know it's not just another pirate trick. I bet this Sluggy Von Richthofen charracter is working for you. And you've captured Kryo, and destroyed his home planet. You just want us to commit our fleet so you can move in and destroy us.

Killa: We need you not to commit your fleet to destroy your puny butts.

Jedi Master yoda. Look Look Enough about this Sluggy we do not know. What dealing with we are is uncertain.

Surther: It's a trick....

Suddenly over the loud speakers.

FIGHT ON FOR OLD SC!!!
OUR MEN MARCH ON TO VICTORY
OUR ALMA MATER DEAR
LOOKS UP TO YOU
FIGHT ON AND WIN FOR OLD SC
FIGHT ON TO VICTORY
FIGHT ON!!!!!!!

Surther, reeling from 200 years of Notre Lame losses to SC in a row and remembering that yes two centuries ago, they actually amounted to something, exclaimed. Aha!!! Wheres that Brushhead!!!!!

Pontius: It is as I feared Gentlemen. This is worse than you all can imagine. Want to know why Sluggy got around so much? Why his engines were so fast? It's not a prototype. There's a whole fleet of em just beyond the far reaches of MWC space.

Surther: I don't believe it.

Pontius: Tipping over the table throws a folder and a data rod at Surther. HERE'S ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED. AND ON YOUR WATCH TOO!!!!!

Kryo: I'm afraid it's true.

Pontius: This foe is beyond any of us. The fate of us all is in the balance. We will unite or we will perish.

Theoden: You ask us to committ our ships. What if we fail. And what's that smell I'm smelling.

Cypher: Oh that's just the carpet we had installed. you see these French doors over here. Well they forgot to caulk.

Pontius: Never mind what we are using isotope 456 for. That's our little secret for now. Rest assured it's stable. Theoden: I'm not asking you to commit your ships. I'm asking you to commit your lives. Ahhh forget this rubbish. Any member of any empire that can fly a fighter: You want a crack at Sluggy Von Richthofen? come with us..

The Pirates all filed out one by one followed by A few people from each of the other empires. The fleet assembled at Point Delta Vega Gamma Pi eater Slamma Jamma. Pontius took the chair of the Doom. Killa and Wombie went with him. Gerakken took the helm. Jaws, the Pegassus. and Quack and black smoke took the scimitar. The Battle was about to begin.

Sluggy Von Richtofen, Chapter 11.
The Dogfight of Snookems.

The Anzacs sent several of their finest ships. One pilot, Evil Steve was unable to make the trip. "Mother I must go. It's for the sake of us all."

"But Snooks (laughter from the other pilots) you can't. You're my only child."

Snooks was about to go when suddenly a dog got loose from the attack training class and went right after him. After the trainers calmed the dogs.....

"Well said pontius, looks like the A.R.S.E.'S red squad leader has a bit of a bite on his arse. (more roaring laughter)"

Pontius: You'll thank your lucky stars for that dog later. You'll have to stay behind.

And so the ragtag group set off for Torian space minus one flyer who'd already been in a "Dogfight"

my moment in the sun.......

LOL

oops
[Message Edited]

Sluggy von Richtofen: chapter 12. The Battle. Pontius is no more.

Aboard the Doom.
Gerakken: Begging your pardon captain but why are all the other ships sent to false coordinates.
Pontius: Gunner. Not all. Decloak the scimitar:
Gunner: Activate our little experiment in Lab3 Rig it to my com switch here.
Gerakken: You mean.
Pontius: yes. I do.

Wombat: Killa I've got an uneasy feeling about this.
Killa: You and me both.

Pontius: Launch All vipers. Be advised, your landing target is the scimitar. Be advised. Your landing craft is the scimitar.

Wombat: Pontius what are you doing.
Killa: Taking this thing right at em is suicide, we don't even know how to penetrate their hull.. Begging your pardon but what are we doing.?

Pontius: there is no known weapon that can penetrate their hull. so we've got to eliminate that hull from existance. Only one weapon I know can do that. And when it activates you will be out of its path.

All personnel evacuate the Doom immediately. That includes you too Gunner. Computer Activate cloak.

Gerakken. But Capn. The Genesis probe You'll be....

Wombat: "Genesis probe?"

Gerakken: yes. Pontius' doing. It has an explosive creation effect. It creates life all along a new matrix in it's affected area.

Killa: And what happens to the old life and the old matrix....

Gerakken just shook his head.

Killa: Noo there must be.

Pontius: Enough. There is no other way. I'm gonna decloak this thing right outside their lab and shipyard. Plant the probe and get this the heck out of dodge. And in case something happens, you will be clear. Understood. And should any of them escape I want the entire fleet out here deployed. Crash into em. Do what you have to but take em down. Clear? Dumb snails didn't back anything up they wanted to keep this so secret. Well they are gonna pay for that now.

The Posse: No Pontius. It's too risky, they'll pound this thing to pieces. We're not gonna let you go.

Pontius walked over to killa and placed his hands on either side of Killa's head. "Old Friend. I can't risk a drone. I've got to get the device to the facility on that planet. This is a job the capn must do.

Dazed and confused a bit, Killa then said. Let him go. It's the only way. A bit of the same occured with the other Posse members.

Gerakken: If I fail, you are ordered to take the scimitar in, decloak, and blow her warp core immediately is that understood?

Gunner: Aye Aye capn.

The Doom is ready. Ahead full, pontius ordered the computer. Set course for that planet.
So far so good. The new cloak installed on the doom was working. This olde lady could take a pounding. It would have to if Pontius were to survive.

Near the Planet. Decloak, beam down the probe timer 1 minute and set course out of here full impulse.

The Doom Decloaked. The Torians were ready for him. Instantly the Doom came under fire Pontius diverted everything to engines and shields but to no avail. Soon with no shields nor engines she was dead in the water. Pontius made it to a lifepod and jettisoned it explosively BOOOOOM!!!!!! The Probe went off, Boom the probe was jetissoned. Every single new ship as well as the experimantal facility and all scientists that knew of the project were consumed. The Pod was fast, but not quite fast enough. Pontius escaped the matrix reshaping, but not the residual radiation. he was dead. Sluggy Von Ricthofen, which ever Torians they were were dead also.

Chapter 13: Killa are you crazy with grief?

The Posse found Pontius' Pod and discovered that indeed, he was dead. "Well I can't think of a better place than on a shining new planet to bury him can you guys?" said Wombat?

The others retorted. No, not I,,, Me either...

and so the probe was launched.

"Now lets go down to the bar and have one for the ole Capn." Said Jaws.

Later, at the Bar.
Mrs Pax: Sorry killa but we're all out of that good red again. You'll have to take the Bad stuff.

Killa: No you aren't you keep it under the cabinet right here.....

Mrs Pax bowed her head. "Thanks guys for tellin him."

"What mums the word we didn't say anything."

"How did I know that? Thought Killa.

Later that evening, Killa wanted to make a pass at a woman. Hmmmm Tails I give her a line, heads I act like a civilized Drop bear. Killa threw up the coin, then just as quickly pushed a button under the table. Zttttttttt. Tails.

"Say Baby I'll trade you your 9 for my 6. SLAPP!!!!!

After a whole night of flippism Wombat piped up. Say Killa, why are you deliberately makeing the coins land on the bad choice?

Killa: Why I don't know I never did it before, it just happened.

"Well cheers to our departed Cap'n. The Gang said, and went off to bed plastered. But Killa had dreams all that night.

Later, he paid a visit to Dr. Quinn.

QUINN!!! he barked. Where's the file on Kit Warrier's ancestry?

Quinn: What? You know I can't release files without authorization except to the Cap'n. Who at this time is Gerakken. And you've always called me Doctor Sugar. Capn called me Quinn.

Killa went back to bed and had more nightmares.

What's happening to me? Am I going crazy? Just then Wombat entered the room with the Posse. Killa, we think we know why you're going crazy. C'mon we're taking you to CariElf.

To be continued.

Well guys. The Posse has decided to Start their own empire. I for one wish them well. Of course the decision remains for us with now 3 players who have submitted last month.

1. Go on
2. Join them.
3. Join someone else
4. Quit and float awhile.

Let me know what you want to do....
And let me just say what a privilege it's been flying with you all the last 5 months. We showed this meta how it's done. We broke the scoring system and showed everyone how to do it 3 times (no other empire did that) Best bunch of mates in the meta. Gerakken: What can I say. You've been here longer than anyone. Still going strong....TY.

No matter what we decide, I'll be purging some zero scores that have been around for 4 or 5 months in the meantime. If you get the boot, it's nothing personal. Rejoin and submit... Happy gaming all.

Well boss, I personally thank you for your commitment, involvement, and continual support of people both inside and outside the GROSS empire.

I also applaud your care and feeding of the dreadful Threadzilla and I trust your travels and fruitful and satisfying!

PontiusBruinPilot,

MOST, RESPECTED SALUTE.

21

Grief and Hope

Wild stood at the bottom of the hill and peered up at the lonely figure, sitting on the porch rocking chair. The afternoon sun cast a warm glow over the peaceful pastoral scene.

Slowly, he made his way up the winding path, and at the top, stood for a moment, looking at the green valley below. He glanced at the lonely koala: hunched and old.

"How are things Killa?" asked Wild, quietly.
A look of confusion passed across Killa's face. "I...I'm alright Wombie. Things have been quiet here. I've had some time to think...after..."

Wild nodded and sat on the porch steps. "Your cottage seems snug". He waved a paw at the small cottage behind them.

Killa shrugged. "I needed some space. I didn't feel I was there for the Captain at the end. Is it a year ago now? There won't be another like him...and perhaps that's just as well. Why, did I tell you the story about Misty Hymen and her swimsuit?"

Wild chuckled. "Yea, yea. I was there at the time. I remember".

Killa sighed. "Few do Wombie...few do remember. They're all so young now aren't they? Were we ever that green? No one remembers" he sobbed.

Wild looked away with a flash of embarrassment. "Mate, I've come because it's time".

"Time?"

"Time to let go. We've been waiting. It hit us all hard. But life goes on. There are adventures out there Killa. And..."

Killa eyed Wild with a frown. "And?"

Wild smiled, quickly. "There may be news... The Genesis probe was powerful. It was destructive. But it seems to have had another effect. It brought a new beginning too. Come and see".

Killa looked at Wild speculatively. He nodded and pushed the nanna rug from his lap. "OK". He glanced at his surroundings and then at the sky. "I'm ready...let's go".

And they did.





[Message Edited]

Thank you for welcoming me to the pirates. Thank you for being my friend. Thank you for getting my jokes, and laughing with me. It is the end of an era for me in Galcivia, as well as a new beginning. I hope you understand, and that we remain mates. I think my story said it better, but still... All the best, and I have my fingers crossed.

Come and join the Jedi Academy Killa we need an expert gunner.

Sluggy, the aftermath, Chapter 14.

The Posse went to Pontius Funeral to pay their respects to their fallen Captain.
Mrs. Pontius approached the Posse.
"Oh no!!!" thought The Quack and his feathers stood up. "Here comes the shiela balling and crying. Think polite exit, polite exit damn!!! too late."

But to his surprise Mrs. Pontius remained Stoic. "Cheer up guys. he's gone but not forgotton. I wnat to show you something. He was going to give it to you himself. Worked night and day in his off time on it. C'mon over to the view screen." He'd want you to have it. I'd like to keep the scimitar if you don't mind. The Doom was always his ship. But he loved that scimitar as well. Always said it was a real predator of a ship.

There, in the shipyard was a ship. An Excaliber. On it's side was written the name. Waltzing Mathilda 2.

"Hmmm that Mrs. Pontius is a babe," thought Killa. Geez How bad of me. He's barely dead yet and I'm after his wife.... Hey wait a minute. I've never thought her physically attractive before. Why now.? Killa ducked down the hall and headed for the bar. He needed to sort things out. But he never made it to the bar. When he woke up, he was sitting in a Viper. How'd I get here?.... He thought. Just then the rest of the Posse came in.

"Killa" you know you can't launch unauthorized. What is it you're doing?

Killa: Wha wha?

Jaws. The Navigation controls are set for the Denaran System.

Wombat: You mean the Genesis planet?

Jaws: Precisely.

Wombat: You know the council has stricly forbidden approaching that planet... What on earth were you thinking?

Suddenly it hit Killa. He must go there. He must. Why he needed to, he was unsure. But he knew somehow, he must get there.


Meanwhile, in the torpedo shell: It achieved conciousness What it was, or where it was, it was uncertain. But it knew there was a before time. And it knew it was missing something of itself. But what, it did not know. "Did I lose it in the before time?" It thought. And in that before time it knew it was a great captain of men. But what was a man? It was now a shimering mass of energy. It couldn't see, so it made eyes. Once that was accomplised it saw it was encased in something. It decided to ooze out of the cracks when suddenly it saw a picture. It didn't know what that picture was but it decided to shape itself like it. It looked handsome, debonair it thought. Though it had only a vague concept of what those words meant. It noticed a cutlass placed in the shell next to it. It decided to become a Cutlass. Well that's no fun, it thought. So it morphed back into the shape of the picture. On second glance, it noticed the thing in the picture was carrying the cutlass. Ahhhh. So this thing carries that thing. I wonder if that's a picture of me in the before time, it thought. Nevertheless, it posed like the picture, an exact match. What is this Cutlass for?, it thought. And how do I know it's a cutlass?
It knew much for just reachieving sentience 30 seconds ago, but it knew there was much it did not know. From the before time. It got out of the casing and looked around. All around it was a planet seemingly teeming with life. But on the horizen a volcano erupted. It knew that was bad. But not why. That would have to wait. Next to the compartment it was in was another. It opened that compartement to find a device and some persoanal effects Just what was that device. It went over It could read the writing. On the device were words printed like bear, cat, mouse, human, reveal and Warning, this is not a toy for children under 3. There was a third compartment. That would have to wait. It was very tired. Suddenly, it percieved the other......Must get to Genesis planet... Must.....He must get there. Then the perception faded. Genesis planet? What's that? it wondered as it returned to it's relaxed state to rest.

To be continued:

*cough*Search for Spock ripoff*cough* LOL LOL

I was just hoping he wouldn't say "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...or the one."

By the way, Pontius, when did you get to Killa and mind meld with him? Or did you send him your mind in a bottle of red? LOL

The Posse: No Pontius. It's too risky, they'll pound this thing to pieces. We're not gonna let you go.

Pontius walked over to killa and placed his hands on either side of Killa's head. "Old Friend. I can't risk a drone. I've got to get the device to the facility on that planet. This is a job the capn must do.

Dazed and confused a bit, Killa then said. Let him go. It's the only way. A bit of the same occured with the other Posse members.



See above.

Doh! I missed that...

A part yes. But it's more of a end of The wrath of Kahn ripoff than a search for spock ripoff. Also I ripped off some episodes of Next generation, voyager and deep space 9 if you were paying attention. Oh and of course maybe since All Hallow's eve is near of the blob as well.

Maybe he's just hiding under a rock like Wombat was in "The Search For Wombat".

OK listen up people, this is your last chance, we are offering free membership into the Jedi Academy, until midnight after that it will cost you 777 bc to become a member so if you act quick you can become a member and we will extend you a free pass for your wife also.

LOL LOL LOL