Nay, ye be just a pup in these waters.

Da bebe store!

And wat she be doing wit 2 of dem?  Dont tell me.  I dont want to know!

Hey!  That was my line, ye pirate!

I knows wot ye wos thinkin' thar... but ye still spelled it wrong.

Too bad!  Ye be g'wen t' find out!  Tha second 'll  be fer one o' two things: fer the illicit lover she intends to spurn... or fer juss in case ye's reconcile.  Now I'll bet ye a barrel o' rum t' a bag o barnacles ye be prayin' fer it ta be tha first.

Well wot did ye 'spect? No self-respectin' pirate would resist a piratin' that wur ready fer tha pillagin'

Oh, and Doc G... I've bin speriencing this rather strong deja vu sensashun juss lately... could it be that us 'ave bin 'ere afore?   Well a lot of it do seem raather familiar, dont yer fink.

Aye...the shower nozzle got clogged up wit' all the babies! The nerve. Wot wit' the market 'eadin' south, and the Mexicans 'eadin' north and th' Army in Iraq an' Afgahoonistan I dinna ken where the man/woman power's gonna come from, Capn! Me thinks maybe from the gaols, but many of our mates be there an' want no part of it!

An' 'ere I was thinkin' Margaret Thatcher (that saucy minx) was cured! Could just be a case o' "Palin in comparison" so to speak 

Aye! Them Japanese fellas said, "Thanks, but no thanks."

Just catchin' onto tha' are ye, laddie? Ye best be runnin' fer th' hills wit' t'booty like me!

Aye, us'll storm tha walls n' break 'em out if'n that's 'er game... thar'll be no shipmates of ours up thar disinfectin' polar piss fer that thar slave driver. Yup, her 'aves anuvver fing comin' if'n she finks her can put one o'er tha band of pirate bruvvers, 'aven't she.

Arrrr, Old Iron Drawers herself... now that thar wos a woman wot would make Sarah Palin cringe in fear, such wur 'er formidable strength o' mind.  Why even poor ol' Denis used ter send tha maid ter ask fer that key to 'er iron knickers... cos 'er bark wos juss as bad as 'er bite.

Nope, Ms Palin wouldn' stand a snowballs chance in hell if'n Maggie wos t' give 'er a tunge lashin'.

There's not a dime's worth of difference between the Democrat and Republican Parties(George Wallace, 1968)

19 pages! I've stayed out of this because I would like to stay friends with everyone. But I can't stand it no more! I have read only two pages of this crazy crap and have seen only a couple of posters who get it.
I'm just going to piss off everyone!

It don't mater who you vote for, they all work for the same boss, towards the same end.

The elections are just a game to keep you entertained  while the dark forces do there evil deeds in the background.

The players in the game:

The baby killing socialist  and  the  corporate war mongers.Go team, Go!

All over again?

Me thinks the ol' Cap'n has a soft spot for iron and steel!

Ah matey....me thinks ye been caught in a partikularly thick shower of them rubber babies!

They all be workin' fer th' same boss Putin's loomin Polar bears wot makes the snow yellow in that thar 'Laska Palin place air space...where are they going?!

That's right matey! It be the International  Aluminum Foil Hat wearing Winged Polar Bear conspiracy from Wall Street by WalMart in China!

P.S. Them stuff of your'n I quoted and tries t'fix but number didn't agree...fixed the 'there' though...no need t'tanx me, mate!

Doc G watch out fer them fallin' babies wot Sarah done shot off yer ex's mantle wit' thot general (sp.) shootin' rifle!

No worries there, D'n B.... I'm far too darned lazy to get pissed of or make enemies with anyone... besides, you're right.  As for the crazy crap, that's about the only thing keeping this thread (partially) sane.  I mean, we don't want it turning onto a Democrat v Republican flame war... nor a pro-life v pro abortion debate... hence the levity and crazy crap to break it up.  Besides, we needed another thread to pirate... and this was the perfect opportunity.

Yup, the root of all evil is sitting back and rubbing his hands with glee, enjoying the bickering and fighting, supremely confident the eventual winner will be in his employ.  The root of all evil, as we all know, is MONEY (and those with oodles of it)

Yup, they're dancing naked around bonfires, engaging in ritual fornication and sacrificing the economy to Beelzeebub's minions.

Yeah, I know, I'm being rather flippant... but it's better than crying, worrying and getting depressed over something I/we can't change.

Yup, all over again!  And why not!!!  Since tha 'Sister' wos quarantined, this plave 'ave become too quiet n' needed t' be pirated agin.

Oh arrrr, that I 'ave.... n' if her 'ad give I tha chance, I'd 'ave spent hours tryin' ta pick tha lock on 'er chastity belt... not fer wot's inside, just tha challenge/t' see if'n I could.

Ye 'ave see'd they as well???  Shiver me timbers, that be a relief!  Thort I wur going crazy when I first see'd 'em.  In fact, I wur g'wen to git me strait jacket n' book meself inta tha loony bin n' a nice padded cell.  So aye, I be relieved I bain't be tha only one an' ye've see'd 'em too.

***cap'n starkers wipes tha sweat frun 'e's brow n' breathes 'eself a 'uge sigh o' relief ***

'Ere, Dr Jo, I juss 'ad me a thort... wot if'n nobody else 'ave see'd 'em an' us both be crazy????

Oui monsieur....and it's called "folie a dieux"!

If we can't dream sumpin' up in Latin we does it in 'nother weird tongue!

I be gettin' me 'luminum hat now......

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........That be soooooooo much better, Cap'n!

Ere now, I wot thinkin that be Michael Palin ye be thinkin bout.  But good for a laugh!

Aye, and if'n ye had, the Missus would had made ya Cap'n Hook (and might done a Bobbit on ye too!)

Har Har me hardy!  She already done tha'!

And after Th Deed wuz done :

All th' poor crew standin' 'round lookin' at th' mess!

So...tha' there is 'ow (and how!) a Pyrate Starkers is made!

  He be tested surely!

Does anyone else need a handout?  File your request today!  All is there for the asking.  Clean up those credit cards!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/03/california.loan/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

I've supplied all my credit card companies with your address, Ken. I think it was really sweet of you to offer to fix me problems and Arnie's for those +3 karma points I voted you! .

Friends like Ken don't come along everyday....and to prove it he's gonna help the first 100 takers as well! Let's hear it fer Ken, mateys!!!

Dive fer cover, mates! ......I think Ken's gonna kill me.

DrJ0622 turns away and with tears in his eyes trudges off towards the bleak horizen.

Thanks Doc.....your trick worked...we now have 300 credit card numbers and assorted info...I'll send them to you as per your plan!

DrJ0622? 'oos 'e? I no longer be me. I be them and you too! Pyrate's Revenge!

Bwah-hah-hah!!!

exDrJ0622 now known as the New, Shiney, Improved Kenwas.....now if I could only create beautiful desktops too.... .

I will sell ye back yer identity fer a desktop piktchur of me Pyrate Corsair fightin' a Spanish Galleon!

Be careful what you wish for!!!!!!  I am in the autumn of my madness and my hair is turning gray.  The milk has finally curdled and I have nothing left to say.  You come to me at midnight and say "It's dark in here!".  You know you robbed me of my sight, the night is what I fear.  Any though my face is smiling, I'm really feeling low, and though you say you're with me, I know that it's not so. - Procol Harum

If that's true, my friend.....this is how I feel:

Besides, tha missus 'aves nuffin 't worry 'bout wiv 'ol Maggie... bein' her knows Mags only gives I a soft-on.

Cap'n, me's heard hers panties got rusty...'struth? be they iron drawers truly?

I be hearin' ye picks yer lox wit' care....only Nova Scotia smoked Salmon

fer yer Sunday bagels and cream cheese. Ye'd best pick yer nose wit' equal care Cap'n. Considerin' the 'ooks, 'n all wot'll make ter face wit 3 nostrils.

Remember, Cap'n: "Ye can pick yer friens and ye can pick yer nose: But ye canna pick yer friend's nose." - Aristotle. He also be sayin' "Me best ter Missus Starkers." He be me cat.

I received this in an e-mail from http://www.newsmax.com

This is all true stuff people so read carefully. Then ask yourself do you really want this man as our next President.

Dear Fellow American:

Never before in the history of our nation have we faced such a grave crisis: one of the most radical political figures ever to be nominated by a major party is just minutes away from becoming President of the United States.

That man is Barack Obama.

He promises to change America forever. If elected, he will do just that — but in ways you make not like.

Remember Obama is the most liberal member of the United States Senate.

He received a 100 percent Liberal Rating from the National Journal, making him the most left-wing Senator in Washington — more liberal than even Democratic senators like Ted Kennedy.

If you look at Obama’s record, you will understand just how dangerous this man is.

He even has terrorist friends he won’t denounce. One such man is William Ayers,  a leader in the radical terrorist group the Weatherman Underground. The group bombed several government buildings, including the Pentagon, killing civilians and police officers.

In 2001, Ayers said he had no regrets for his actions and wished he could have done more. 

The ties between Obama and Ayers are tight. Both served on two non profit boards and they worked closely together. Ayers even hosted a political event at his home for Obama.

Obama has acknowledged he is a friend of Ayers and defends his association by saying he, Obama, was only 8 years old at the time of the Pentagon bombing.

However, Obama has no explanation as to why he is still a friend of Ayers.

Obama has even been endorsed by radicals such as Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan.

No one can deny hearing about Obama’s relationship with the America-hating Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

There should be little doubt that William Ayers and Louis Farrakhan and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright are rooting for Obama — because he is one of them.

In keeping with such friends, Obama has promised to meet with radical leaders like Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad without “preconditions” even though Ahmadinejad has promised to “wipe Israel off the map” and  “destroy” America.

Even radical Hamas terrorists have praised him.

“We like Mr. Obama and we hope he will win the election,” Ahmed Yousef, senior Hamas leader was quoted by ABC radio as saying.

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Dangerous Economic Plan

And then there are Obama’s dangerous economic plans for America.

He wants to almost double the capital gains tax. He wants to strip the FICA tax cap off every worker making more than $97,500. He wants to increase the dividend tax. He wants to let the Bush tax cuts expire — giving almost every American family an automatic tax increase.

He has called for more than $800 billion in new spending programs.

He is so radical he even backed driver’s licenses for illegal aliens — even though such a move would help future terrorists move freely in the United States.

He is the most pro-abortion candidate in the history of the country. In 2001, as a state legislator in Illinois, he opposed a bill to protect live born children — children actually born alive!  He was the only Illinois senator to speak out against the bill.

He opposes gun rights. He has long history of trying to deny ordinary citizens access to guns.

He originally backed Washington D.C.’s total ban on private handguns — a ban that was overturned. The NRA rated him an “F” on gun positions and says he is one of the most dangerous anti-gun politicians in the nation.

Never forget that Obama is a Harvard educated elitist. To him we Americans are simply “bitter” and he has mocked us saying “[they] cling to their guns and their religion.”

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Exposing the Truth

Hillary Clinton was late in recognizing the threat Obama posed to her campaign, but once she did, her strategy worked.

When Hillary exposed Obama publicly, her campaign saw a major turnaround.

Hillary won every major state primary in the nation with the sole exception of Obama’s home state of Illinois.

And even though Obama was “anointed” by the media and Democratic elites, Hillary went on to win eight of the last 10 Democratic primaries.

How did Obama beat Hillary for the nomination?

Well, using a loophole in Democratic rules, he was able to rack up large majorities in caucus states where he outspent and out organized her.

But in large, contested states she won almost every time. Why? Because when Democrats heard what Obama really stood for, they turned on him.

Make no mistake about it: If we let Americans know the truth about Obama, John McCain can win this election!

But we must employ Hillary Clinton’s strategy.

We must expose Obama for the dangerous radical he is.

You Can Make a Difference

This is why the National Republican Trust Political Action Committee is moving to implement a “shock and awe” strategy against Obama in key states.

We plan to take out powerful television ads, Internet ads and other communications to inform Americans about the dangers posed by Barack Obama.

I tried tellin' 'er t' wear them thar incontynence pads, but 'er wouldn' listen to I.... now she 'aves rust stains on 'er pretty frocks n' folks finks 'er 'ave done summat else in there.

Aye, I takes care orright... I 'aves sev'ral attachments so's I can swap 'em 'round as needed.  When I be doin' me piratin' stuff I wears me 'ook ta put fear inta tha minds o' me conquests, an' when I 'aves ter dig out a nugget I uses me plastic 'and wot 'aves fingernails juss right fer t' occashun.

Oh I wouldn' want ter do that.. pickin' me friends noses, like.  That's be tha quickest way t' ruin a good friendship, if'n I wos t' fergit t' change me 'ook afore 'and.