Banned for being far from typical but I do like the context.  And I'm having a cake craving... mmmm  caaake      

banned for letting them eat cake

Banned for calories.

banned for not keeping a proper balance of carbs, protiens, and fat and instead listening to every idiot that claims they know about nutrition

Banned for obese bans and skinny stuff.

Banned for that's what sex is for. Burn those calories. hehe

Exercise.....Banned for not knowing the difference.

Banned for Sexercise.  hehe

Banned for that's more betterer.

Banned for exactickly sympatico.

banned for obtuse wordage

Banned for all get out.

Banned for why? Is this a drill?  hoho heehee

banned for drilling relentlessly

Banned for one track minds will do that.

Banned for one track is not enough. Need duals at least.

Banned for life in the fast lane?

Banned for Q&A?

*reminder - uncheck subscribe box*

Banned for shut-up.

Banned for how much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. 

banned for ice breaker jokes

Banned for the 'I blame ryat' thread.

Banned for the ceiling gets lower and lower every time every time you climb the ladder to success.

What's worse is when you reach the top a man with a devilish grin introduces himself: "Hi, I'm Cece."  

Banned for conflict of interest..   maybe

Banned for a funny hat over a cookie with sunglasses.