banned for cookies that fill my computer

Banned for not allowing your computer to have milk to go with its cookies.

banned for banning cookies !

and   banned for drinking milk while eating cookies .........!

banned for and

Banned for vague briskiness.

banned by formal decree and completeness

Banned for got a warrant?

Banned for I have the warrant.. now all I need is somebody I don't like to serve it on.

Banned for I would serve it on the Penguin. 

banned for using penguins as plates

Banned for the birds can't fly and can barely walk. Yes, my fashion plate du jour to serve up all kinds of warrants is the all be it a well dressed bird,  the penguin. Even Batman doesn't like penguins.

banned for bringing in the big bad bat

 Banned for Batman for lunch.    

banned for catch phrases

Banned for is that your final answer?  :/

banned for finality

Banned for most folks say think the reaper card signifies death but,, in actuality clairvoyants say it's all about new beginnings.  

banned for card reading

banned for reading comments ryat. 

banned for not liking penguins AND

banned for liking bats.

banned for tribanning

Banned for iskandapopoulouruses.

There...translate that.

Banned for it was lost in translation... I got a number for free love/sex, and when I rang it I got the Oz PM.... and he's already feched me over.

Banned for don't forget to bring me back an ashtray. 

banned for teeth showing

Google translate can`t do it uvah. So it isn`t readable.

[[[[Ryath try using  your toothbrush]]]]. Perhaps it helps.