Banned for grandios grammaropolous.

Banned for Athenian back passages that double as escape routes.

banned for escaping

Banned for imprisonment does nothing for one's complexion.... and it fechs up yer social like unless you drop the soap in the showers.

banned for dropping the soap

Banned for improving your social life by picking it up for me... so how was the salami?

banned for assuming it was me

Banned for questioning my eyesight.... and ears.  I'm sure that was you screaming about the sausage being too big for your appetite.

Banned for lakanookie.

Banning the Ryat for saying a funny.    ( assuming)  lol

Banned for being born at a very early age.

banned for old man birthing

Banned for being created... my you have some big scars... and is that really a bolt through your neck?

banned for not noticing that I have my mother's legs

Banned for hiding them behind pants.

Banned for suggesting he uncover them... believe me, they have the nobbliest knees and are not a pretty sight,

banned for the knees are uncovered

I prefer shorts, brown shorts!

Banned for brown shorts that may hide visual evidence of accidents but not the smell

banned for not noticing the flowery scent

Banned for thinking that's flowery.... go see an ENT specialist and get yer hooter fixed,

Banned for Hooters are for short shorts and fake breasts, like the Kid Rock sang in Cowboy.

Banned for geezers in the UK have 2 nostrils in their hooters... and fake breasts are about as appealing as an upchuck in a balaclava.

Banned for what a predicament.

banned for thinking that is a predicament

Banned for nostrils, old, between breasts... uhm yup Predicament.  Unless they're old breasts. maybe