Banned for saying that out loud in the library... SSSSHHHHH!!!!!

banned for lessons in apple juicing

Banned for not liking cider.... er, scrumpy.

Banned for do the put caffeine in juice yet?  nevermind.. too much sugar 

banned for thinking the sugar is the problem

Banned, for switching to Diet Coke in hopes to have a better lifestyle without sugar, while visiting Fatbrugers daily.

Banned for mentioning Coke in a month with 31 days... and millions of broken resolutions.

banned for poor resolve

Banned for no resolve and a hole in your pocket

Banned for hole in the pocket is better than hole in bucket.   maybe

banned for using a bucket

Banned for thinking your blood's worth bottling.

banned for thinking of such a disgusting concept

Banned for dissing the life-saving blood bank with the term:"disgusting concept"

Banned for somehow mangling this conversation into a mash-up between vampires and doctors... a vamptor? doctire?  See what you made me do!? Now I'm making up words, BANNED AGAIN.

banned for all caps

Banned for not seeing the beauty in  CAPITALS.   

banned for not making a case for small

Banned for thinking good things come in small packages.... think of a box of deadly funnelweb spiders and you'll rethink that.

banned for cobwebs

Banned for lack of use, dust and cobwebs

Banned for lack of obligatory DustForce reference.

Banned for the Force is NOT with you.... just the dust and a few bed bugs

Banned for bugging the thread. 

banned for attempting to debug without proper tools