Banned 'cause this ban rates a 19001 for top of something.

banned for knocking Major Tom

Banned for cutting him off from ground control while he was speaking with Ziggy Stardust about heroes and villains.

Banned for top of the morning.    

RIP David Bowie. We have a new star shinning in the sky. 

banned for not starting at the bottom

Banned for trying to tell the lady what to do with her bottom.

Banned for topping off 'top of the morning.'  (banned in liquid form) 

Banned for thinking the top of the morning is any better than the bottom... and for not bringing liquid alcohol to the discussion.

Banned for liquid lunch. mmm

banned for not staying with the solids

Banned for solids on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. :/

banned for assuming that it all goes to the hips

Banned for if you're not hip you're square... and a masterbaiting hippy is also known as a slelf raising flower.

Banned for looking on the bright side of life they are.    

And oh yeah, squirrel. hehe   (oops,sorry. workin on it)

banned for insane christian messages

Banned for putting the anal back into Christian messages.... next you'll be telling us the street corner evangelist went anal when he predicted the world will end.

banned for ending the world

Banned for I postoned it until Jupiter aligns with Mars.... and Joe goes surfing with the alien.

Banned for intergalactic www surfing.    

  I can now play the piano, guitar, and viola.  Ukele, trombone and drums, all at once.  But I have to be alone. 

banned for going Prince

Banned for going out and getting wet in the purple rain.... you're not going to start a revolution doing shit like that.

banned for saying you want a revolution of 6

Banned for is was an evolution of two.... me and this hot chick who wants to repopulate the earth in our own image.

Banned for popping all over the place.

Banned for that's a new name for it... and then there was the redneck who thought copulate meant flying around in a helicopter.