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forum 'ban game' two

forum 'ban game' two

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol

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Reply #18976 Top

Banned for telling women you have the right tool for the job.... a potato peeler has nothing on a rolling pin.

Reply #18977 Top

Banned for telling women you have the right tool for the job.... a potato peeler has nothing on a rolling pin.

Reply #18978 Top

Banned for doubling up.

Reply #18979 Top

Banned for doubling up on rolling pins... just in case he whips out his potato peeler to.... er skin a cucumber.

As for the double posts, don't tell anyone, but I did it on porpoise... I just wanted to be sure my presence known. :grin:

Reply #18980 Top

banned for wanting double the attention

Reply #18981 Top

Banned for spontaneously standing to attention in the supermarket... it won't get you thru the checkout any faster.

Reply #18982 Top

Banned for saying faster and checkout in the same sentence.

Reply #18983 Top

banned for being jealous of those who can

Reply #18984 Top

Banned for all of the above and then some.

Reply #18985 Top

Banned for using 'potatoe peeler' and 'cucumber' together while providing neither clear, concise instructions, nor diagrams or 'how to' video clips.

Reply #18986 Top

Banned for wanting to see video instructions on how to circumcise a cucumber... now get back to practicing on carrots before you cut yourself

Reply #18987 Top

banned for using the carrot sticks approach

Reply #18988 Top

Banned for going out in the sticks to find bush carrots... oh, and watch out for trouser snakes while yer bending over... they're the ones that'll crawl up yer pants leg and bite yer on the gonads if yer move the wrong way

:grin:

Reply #18989 Top

Banned for Saturday morning visual pleasantries. 

Reply #18990 Top

Banned for it's Saturday night... and I'm about to watch some episodes of Nikita season 2 on my hugely big 65" TV.... which is a visual pleasantry I don't mind.

:grin:

Reply #18991 Top

banned for thinking that is big

Reply #18993 Top

Banned your invisible friend. 

Reply #18994 Top

Banned for 4K's got nuthin' on 8k's due out next century but got nuthin' on the 16k's after the roll up.

Reply #18995 Top

Banned for seeing his invisible friend... not to mention knowing he has one that requires blowing up every so often :grin:

Reply #18996 Top

Banned for not mentioning.

Reply #18997 Top

banned for the unmentionables

Reply #18998 Top

Banned for I go Commando.    Really, who needs it. Unless there is a physical issue, unmentionables are unnecessary.

Reply #18999 Top

banned for being unnecessary

Reply #19000 Top

Banned for you are necessary.